Serial Killer Round 70: Soviet Submarine Slaughter!

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Demagogue

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Fat_Hippo said:
You better not choose Bulbasaur, or I will cut you.

EDIT: I posted this response before reading the rest of the thread. Shit has gotten weird round these parts.
I'd say you're more of a squirtle...
 

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Demagogue said:
Fat_Hippo said:
You better not choose Bulbasaur, or I will cut you.

EDIT: I posted this response before reading the rest of the thread. Shit has gotten weird round these parts.
I'd say you're more of a squirtle...
Yeah, I would've gone with Squirtle too. Water type seems like the obvious choice.
 

gritch

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Fat_Hippo said:
Yeah, I would've gone with Squirtle too. Water type seems like the obvious choice.
But water types were so common in the first few games. A good fire type was harder to come by.

Also, relevant [http://www.dorkly.com/post/50209/pick-your-starter-a-choose-your-own-pokemon-adventure].
 

crimson5pheonix

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Fat_Hippo said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
crimson5pheonix said:
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crimson5pheonix said:
Wait, the game is going? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?! D:
We wouldn't want you putting up a fair fight would we?
I NEVER fight fair! Most people stomp me before I start ;_;
I'm not sure that even qualifies as a fight then. I suggest a series of inaugural fights for you until you manage to fight back.
Who says I don't immediately take their heads, they just try to jump me. It hasn't worked yet :D
All this talk of stomping and jumping, I'm beginning to suspect you're a Goomba.
No, but my wife's brother was one and I'll thank you to not mention the terrible Mushroom Kingdom Tragedy of '85!
You mean Mario's victory stomp over your bretheren-in-law? That was a glorious day as the red plumber took down a kingdom
You just made an enemy FOR LIFE!
Then I don't have to worry about you coming back from the dead and continuing this feud after life. Goooooood.
Afterlife is life too!
But it's nothing compared to the thug life.
But you can't choose the thug life, it has to choose you.
Thug Life: I choose you, Fat_Hippo!

Well I know the name of my character and his starter Pokémon for my next game
You better not choose Bulbasaur, or I will cut you.

EDIT: I posted this response before reading the rest of the thread. Shit has gotten weird round these parts.
But Bulbasaur is objectively the best...
 

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tf2godz said:
Caramel Frappe said:
This is perhaps the slowest start up of a Round i've seen in SK history. Accept your roles already people!!
can I be guy who Stands near the controls
As long as you don't go all "JoJo-Dio" on us... We haven't even reached that arc yet!
 

snekadid

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The roles have been handed out! if you didn't get a PM from me, dont worry, this is the soviet union where no man has more than another. You are all getting the honorary role of "Fodder" where your job task is getting face stabbed by the American pigdog before any of the other roles. Congratulations!

In case you didnt figure it out, [HEADING=1]CYCLE 1! START THE MURDER[/HEADING]
 

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Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineten NOT IT!

WOOO enjoy dying this cycle motherfuckers, this boy is SAFE tonight!
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
FPLOON said:
tf2godz said:
Caramel Frappe said:
This is perhaps the slowest start up of a Round i've seen in SK history. Accept your roles already people!!
can I be guy who Stands near the controls
As long as you don't go all "JoJo-Dio" on us... We haven't even reached that arc yet!
What a confession! 8/10 Not enough tongue...
 

crimson5pheonix

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FPLOON said:
crimson5pheonix said:
FPLOON said:
tf2godz said:
Caramel Frappe said:
This is perhaps the slowest start up of a Round i've seen in SK history. Accept your roles already people!!
can I be guy who Stands near the controls
As long as you don't go all "JoJo-Dio" on us... We haven't even reached that arc yet!
What a confession! 8/10 Not enough tongue...
 

Dying_Jester

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<----- This guy, totally not the killer.
My avatar is definitely not of a character that is American, killer, or believes himself superior to other countries. Nope...definitely not.
Don't look it up, you can trust me.
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Now that that's out of the way lets go off of 'No Shit' spy logic.
The American is going to stand out, but not in the way that a normal American would stand out.

Take tf2godz for example. Look at how new and very Russian his avatar is. That'd be like a spy buying a brand new suit and doing nothing to make it look at least somewhat used so he doesn't stick out like a sore thumb.

However...the title under his name, Gone Gonzo, could just mean that he is just eccentric in his looks.
 

gritch

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@JesterComrade: Just going to point out he changed his avatar before roles were even assigned. Same with Dema's Russian sperm. Doesn't tell us a goddamn thing except those two are really getting into this round's theme.

That said given how long it took the Killer/Lawyer to reply to the GM it's probably not someone who posts a lot. I doubt if you're active a lot that you'd take too long to reply to the GM's messages. Just a thought.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
Well here's a list of things in order to spot the American, for only American pigs like these things:

  • - Football
    - Hamburgers ... with tons of bacon
    - Bald Eagles
    - Violent Video Games
    - Propaganda Movies
    - Facebook
    - Hairless Women
    - Loony Toons
    - Anime .. in Dubs

The last one for certain is a dead give away. Who the flip watches Anime in Dubs?? Dubs??
Wait, going by this list, every single one is almost guaranteed to be an american. Am I an american? I mean, I like bacon. I don't know anymore. Can't trust anyone anymore...blyat...
 

snekadid

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Most roles have acted, the deadline is 6pm est tomorrow(I think, i dont see anything in the rules stating a set role acting time limit and since there are only 2 roles that can still act and one might not want to...) and then ill alert the dead and stuff.