It never will be so long as you understand the system. Unless like 20 people post at the same time.Secondhand Revenant said:
Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded
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So there I was, walking along the top of the Wall to the dog park, taunting those inside(I assume theyre in there, i can't see them but its funny anyways) and causing trouble where ever I go. I was planning on my next push to get the killer, aka crysan, killed in the next vote to save us all, or at least get rid of the abomination.
Then I saw a glinting in the distance, I chase it and....
[REDACTED TO ANNOY FRAPPES DEATH POST ADDICTION]
...and after the grand adventure, with all the friendship, romance and danger, I found myself once again deposited on the wall of the dog park, richer for the experience. As I bask in the after glow, I dont hear the sound of a rock sailing through the air and smacking me in the head, knocking me into the dog park.
I wake up a short time later from all the whispering voices telling me that cats are not allowed in the dog park. Irritated, I shout at nothing in general
"Well then let me out!"
'There is no way out of the dog park.' the whispers reply enmass.
"Well then I'm not going anywhere huh?"
'Cats are not allowed in the dog park', the whispers reply more urgently
"Then let me out!" I hiss, becoming annoyed at the demands and the growing hum in the air
'There is no way out of the dog park' The whispers say again, almost fearfully
"Shut up! and turn down that loud humin...."
epilogue- There is now, and has always been a empty area at the center of nightvale. The strange thing is that no one that has ever existed has ever set foot there. No one can ever recall a time where anyone has dared another person that exists to venture towards the empty space. I suppose its just one of those quaint traditions of quiet, peaceful nightvale.
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I'm dead you fools, and I don't know why since I was the trickester and obviously not trying very hard to do anything for either side, so the obvious reason I died was that crysan is the killer.... or gritch and he knew he was next! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!
Then I saw a glinting in the distance, I chase it and....
[REDACTED TO ANNOY FRAPPES DEATH POST ADDICTION]
...and after the grand adventure, with all the friendship, romance and danger, I found myself once again deposited on the wall of the dog park, richer for the experience. As I bask in the after glow, I dont hear the sound of a rock sailing through the air and smacking me in the head, knocking me into the dog park.
I wake up a short time later from all the whispering voices telling me that cats are not allowed in the dog park. Irritated, I shout at nothing in general
"Well then let me out!"
'There is no way out of the dog park.' the whispers reply enmass.
"Well then I'm not going anywhere huh?"
'Cats are not allowed in the dog park', the whispers reply more urgently
"Then let me out!" I hiss, becoming annoyed at the demands and the growing hum in the air
'There is no way out of the dog park' The whispers say again, almost fearfully
"Shut up! and turn down that loud humin...."
epilogue- There is now, and has always been a empty area at the center of nightvale. The strange thing is that no one that has ever existed has ever set foot there. No one can ever recall a time where anyone has dared another person that exists to venture towards the empty space. I suppose its just one of those quaint traditions of quiet, peaceful nightvale.
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I'm dead you fools, and I don't know why since I was the trickester and obviously not trying very hard to do anything for either side, so the obvious reason I died was that crysan is the killer.... or gritch and he knew he was next! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!
I was assuming Frappe didn't check that before his bookmark posts. A bit of optimism.crimson5pheonix said:
We'll kill grisan for you!snekadid said:
Unless they manage to both disappear off the new spy list. Which the spy should disseminate and people should proclaim. Like Dying Jester, he heralded the last one, right?
...yes, I killed someone who has loudly proclaimed to murder me and isn't the spy. How does that make any sense? Killing you doesn't help me at all if I'm the killer. The rest of the cult® is still going to go after me unless we get a new spy list (PLEASE GIVE US A LIST -_-). It seems more likely this was either to set me up, (I'm already the next highest voted random person), or a random killing of someone not on the first spy list.snekadid said:
@Wary Wolf: I don't normally like to encourage you to fuel this madman's literary antics but this is too good a opportunity to pass up. Anything you want. Anything. Go nuts. Though honestly if you don't take this opportunity to demand a visual representation of a slash/fic between two members of this SK round I'll be disappointed. Doesn't matter who you pick just make Armadox draw that damn it! Just the thought of forcing Armadox to put that to pen makes me laugh.Armadox said:
Personally I'd go for Aerosteam/Armadox. All that time in that cavern under that rock together... who knows what might have happened. Anyone else got any other ideas? *cough* FPLOON *cough*
Sorry I can't help you with the assignment though. English was always my
Aw, that is a quite the can of worms you're opening there. Think carefully. Because for every Aerosteam/Armadox couplet you can consider, there is always a "Gritch grinds greasy goat groins[footnote]I can think of twenty ways to interpret that, and every one of them is not safe for work. Which Wary wouldn't be able to show off here.[/footnote] " on the other side of that.. Let's hope Wary Wolf happens to have a bit more creativity, or perhaps compassion for this.gritch said:
Twintix, tf2godz & TizzytheTormenter triumphantly towering over the torn, trembling thing that t'was the Trickster. Twisted teeth telling of their true tenacity, as they titter threateningly. T'was THEM that traffic in these tremendous tragedies! Trap the tractable! Trade in treachery! Together in a triangle of temporary truce, they tender in terror.Armadox said:
Eh, I cheated. It's easy to use T's.
I'd feel bad for tf2godz or TizzytheTormenter if they get voted off next round because of it though. It would be death by alliteration...
I'd mostly feel bad because the killer had been caught though, and I could no longer influence them to do my dark bidding as the twisted entity out of space that drives men to madness. Whispering in their ear to kill again...
Twintix is probably safe though. Although we all know she's the lawyer.
I'd feel bad for tf2godz or TizzytheTormenter if they get voted off next round because of it though. It would be death by alliteration...
I'd mostly feel bad because the killer had been caught though, and I could no longer influence them to do my dark bidding as the twisted entity out of space that drives men to madness. Whispering in their ear to kill again...
Twintix is probably safe though. Although we all know she's the lawyer.
Ha ha ha ha ha. You just keep getting better and better. Not even in the game, and you're throwing around baseless accusations like a champ! Don't have a conscience now, though. Getting the innocent killed is par for the course here. It's almost tradition. The more you say you're innocent, the quicker they turn on you.Wary Wolf said:
I see how it works then.
Yep. The terrible trio of tf2godz, TizzytheTormenter and Twintix are all definitely guilty. The above alliteration post had nothing to do with me being cheap and going for the easy option of 't'. No sir. It was firmly based in fact. Facts I gleamed from howling at the moon and listening to its gibbous response.
You all need to keep Jux and Dying Jester alive though. They're totally innocent! Seriously, don't vote for them! They both run an orphanage for puppies and fart sunshine.
Yep. The terrible trio of tf2godz, TizzytheTormenter and Twintix are all definitely guilty. The above alliteration post had nothing to do with me being cheap and going for the easy option of 't'. No sir. It was firmly based in fact. Facts I gleamed from howling at the moon and listening to its gibbous response.
You all need to keep Jux and Dying Jester alive though. They're totally innocent! Seriously, don't vote for them! They both run an orphanage for puppies and fart sunshine.
I forgot how weird you guys can get when things are left to percolate for a minute... [HEADING=1] It is now time to vote! Be vigilant this night as you choose the victim of your heartless blows, lest you once again kill someone really important. I mean seriously. You guys have done as much damage to yourselves as the killer has at this point. God.[/HEADING]
Yes, you failed to remain breathing, congrats!Demagogue said:Y-you mean I am important? *looks up all teary-eyed* SENPAI NOTICED ME!!!crimson5pheonix said:
Annnnnd now I want to watch V for Vendetta.Wary Wolf said:
