Your social security number perhaps!Armadox said:
It's only fair really.Crysan said:@SR: I can't say I blame you at this point for gunning on me next. We're part of a dwindling list. I hope you understand that I'll be voting for you next time.
At this point we both have random fingers being pointed at us, but no real evidence.
Ah ha! I got my vengeance from round 60 something, when you ratted me out. How's it feel now? Huh? HUH?! SR, my lawyer, my right hand of death, you are forgiven.gritch said:Experiment Log 71-001 September 19, 2015
Lab relocation
The facilities are by and far a vast improvement over the crammed corners of the last laboratory. The locals seem rather accepting of my particular talents. Not one even seemed to care as began I moved all my odd cloning equipment into the nearby warehouse at the outskirts of town. One of the locals even offered to help! An odd nebulous tentacled creature. Couldn't even really look at him directly for some reason. But I accepted his offer anyway.
Probably wasn't a very good idea. He ended up dropping one of the old incubation tanks during the transport. It was an old experiment I just couldn't bear to throw away yet. Who would've thought it was still viable! Seemed to have scared away my new assistant though. Last I saw of him was a swirling unsettling black mass scampering off into the nearby woods - the disembodied head of Jeb Bush in hot pursuit. It happens. Ultimately a minor set back. The waifu instrumentality project must continue. I must for the sake of all continue my pursuit for the perfect waifu.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-002 September 21, 2015Subject 001
Codename: Derpy-chan
First experiment since the lab relocation. First creation seems at least viable. It's capable of standing on its own and I swear I even saw it blink once. Communication is proving difficult. She seems to understand when she's being spoken to but has difficulty in vocalizing a response. Will continue to work with her.
Experiment Log 71-003 September 22, 2015
Subject 001 is unable to feed herself and I've resorted to blending her food and feeding it to her via a dropper. The poor thing just sends the day wandering around the laboratory with a blank look on her face. Communication still seems unlikely. During the last session she made an audible response after being asked a question. I was sorely disappointed when I discovered she was merely spitting back up some food she had eaten earlier.
Experiment Log 71-004 September 23, 2015
I awoke this morning to hear Subject 001 suddenly and loudly vocalizing! Her vocalization began approximately at 05:00 and continued until 1200 before she was sedated for her own safety as well as the sanity of the experimenter. Subject woke at approximately 20:00 and began loudly vocalizing again. She was promptly sedated again at 20:05.
Experiment Log 71-005 September 24, 2015
Upon waking the following day the Subject began to vocalize once more. Repeated attempts at feeding have failed to cease her vocalizing (though it did make quite mess out of the lab) and the subject was sedate at 08:00. Various cocktails of drugs have been tried (anything to stop the screaming!) but all attempts to quiet the poor girl has failed. I fear all the vocalizing is starting to draw unwanted attention toward my little laboratory.
Experiment Log 71-007 September 25, 2015
She is beyond me at this point. I've decided to hand her over to a colleague who might be able to help her. Subject 001 was dropped off at the door of Sneakdid's residence at approximately 10:00 with a post-it note on her forehead that read, "For my friend". Hopefully he can give her the help she so desperately needs.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-006 September 27, 2015Subject 002
Codename: Taiyaki-chan
One must never be deterred from the pursuit of true science. The waifu instrumentality project will continue. As heartbreaking as it is to see all these failed waifus I can't lose hope now. There's just too much at stake now. How can I give up now? What was the point of the dozens of other waifus if I give up now? No I will continue this research until we've reached perfection! I've begun incubation of the next subject. I've increased the amount of terpine into the mother liquor. Hopefully this allows the next subject to feed itself properly.
Experiment Log 71-007 September 29, 2015
She's awake. Subject 002 is capable of self-locomotion much like the previous subject. Again communication is difficult. She seems unable to feed herself properly but in fact does masticate when food is placed within her mouth! Results so far are promising.
Experiment Log 71-008 September 30, 2015
Subject is proving responsive toward communications! Although she still unable to speak in sentences, she has begun to vocalize in response to questions and various stimuli. In particular she seems quite fond of taiyaki. Placement of taiyaki near her causes a large vocalizing response and she actively seeks the food, grabbing it and then placing it in her mouth! In her excitement she seems to have forgotten to chew the food properly and nearly choked on the fish shaped pastry. After the incident she was sedated and place in her bed to recover.
Experiment Log 71-009 October 01, 2015
I awoke this morning to hear a loud crashing noise coming from the laboratory. Upon reaching the lab, Subject 002 was found flailing on the ground several broken incubation around her with nearly a dozen taiyaki pastries shoved into her mouth. I immediately attempted to subdue the subject and force her to spit the pastries she was choking on. In the ensuing struggle several more incubation tanks were broken with their malformed content quickly scurrying into the nearby town.
Unfortunately I was unable to remove the pastries obscuring the subject's airways in time and the subject expired at approximately 6:00. It was with a heavy heart that I then transported the poor girl the the residence of my colleague Snekadid. I placed her at his doormat after placing a post-it note on her forehead that read "For my friend". He'll know what to do.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-010 October 02, 2015
It seems several of the failed experiments have made their way into town. The locales have begun suspecting something is amiss at the warehouse. I've been able to scare them away so far but they appeared to be getting more and more bold as the day continues. I fear it won't be long until they work their way into the laboratory itself. There's only one incubation tank that in intact after the ordeal with Subject 002 the other night. I've put the last of my hopes into this last tank. I will see my dream happen.
Experiment Log 71-011 October 03, 2015
Another group of locales approached the lab today. Led by a person in a bear suit. They seem particularly bold today. Something about Armadox suspecting me. About him disappearing. Armadox? The kind local that helped me move into my lab? But I had nothing to do with his disappearance. I've managed to turn them away for the day but they'll definitely be back.
Experiment Log 71-012 October 04, 2015
I awoke this morning to the smell of smoke. It seems the locals have decided to take justice into their own hands. They've barred the exits. I can't escape. This will be my last experiment log. I grabbed the last of my incubation tanks and carried it to the roof of the building. There we waited as the building began to burn around us. I held the tank close to me and stared longingly into its depths. She was perfect. Absolutely perfect.
I love you, Yokkyun-chan
Sorry that was so long. I had time to prepare and I got sort of carried away there. And by the way:
[HEADING=2]I was innocent! Had no role what so ever.[/HEADING]
LOLArmadox said:Ah ha! I got my vengeance from round 60 something, when you ratted me out. How's it feel now? Huh? HUH?! SR, my lawyer, my right hand of death, you are forgiven.gritch said:Experiment Log 71-001 September 19, 2015
Lab relocation
The facilities are by and far a vast improvement over the crammed corners of the last laboratory. The locals seem rather accepting of my particular talents. Not one even seemed to care as began I moved all my odd cloning equipment into the nearby warehouse at the outskirts of town. One of the locals even offered to help! An odd nebulous tentacled creature. Couldn't even really look at him directly for some reason. But I accepted his offer anyway.
Probably wasn't a very good idea. He ended up dropping one of the old incubation tanks during the transport. It was an old experiment I just couldn't bear to throw away yet. Who would've thought it was still viable! Seemed to have scared away my new assistant though. Last I saw of him was a swirling unsettling black mass scampering off into the nearby woods - the disembodied head of Jeb Bush in hot pursuit. It happens. Ultimately a minor set back. The waifu instrumentality project must continue. I must for the sake of all continue my pursuit for the perfect waifu.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-002 September 21, 2015Subject 001
Codename: Derpy-chan
First experiment since the lab relocation. First creation seems at least viable. It's capable of standing on its own and I swear I even saw it blink once. Communication is proving difficult. She seems to understand when she's being spoken to but has difficulty in vocalizing a response. Will continue to work with her.
Experiment Log 71-003 September 22, 2015
Subject 001 is unable to feed herself and I've resorted to blending her food and feeding it to her via a dropper. The poor thing just sends the day wandering around the laboratory with a blank look on her face. Communication still seems unlikely. During the last session she made an audible response after being asked a question. I was sorely disappointed when I discovered she was merely spitting back up some food she had eaten earlier.
Experiment Log 71-004 September 23, 2015
I awoke this morning to hear Subject 001 suddenly and loudly vocalizing! Her vocalization began approximately at 05:00 and continued until 1200 before she was sedated for her own safety as well as the sanity of the experimenter. Subject woke at approximately 20:00 and began loudly vocalizing again. She was promptly sedated again at 20:05.
Experiment Log 71-005 September 24, 2015
Upon waking the following day the Subject began to vocalize once more. Repeated attempts at feeding have failed to cease her vocalizing (though it did make quite mess out of the lab) and the subject was sedate at 08:00. Various cocktails of drugs have been tried (anything to stop the screaming!) but all attempts to quiet the poor girl has failed. I fear all the vocalizing is starting to draw unwanted attention toward my little laboratory.
Experiment Log 71-007 September 25, 2015
She is beyond me at this point. I've decided to hand her over to a colleague who might be able to help her. Subject 001 was dropped off at the door of Sneakdid's residence at approximately 10:00 with a post-it note on her forehead that read, "For my friend". Hopefully he can give her the help she so desperately needs.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-006 September 27, 2015Subject 002
Codename: Taiyaki-chan
One must never be deterred from the pursuit of true science. The waifu instrumentality project will continue. As heartbreaking as it is to see all these failed waifus I can't lose hope now. There's just too much at stake now. How can I give up now? What was the point of the dozens of other waifus if I give up now? No I will continue this research until we've reached perfection! I've begun incubation of the next subject. I've increased the amount of terpine into the mother liquor. Hopefully this allows the next subject to feed itself properly.
Experiment Log 71-007 September 29, 2015
She's awake. Subject 002 is capable of self-locomotion much like the previous subject. Again communication is difficult. She seems unable to feed herself properly but in fact does masticate when food is placed within her mouth! Results so far are promising.
Experiment Log 71-008 September 30, 2015
Subject is proving responsive toward communications! Although she still unable to speak in sentences, she has begun to vocalize in response to questions and various stimuli. In particular she seems quite fond of taiyaki. Placement of taiyaki near her causes a large vocalizing response and she actively seeks the food, grabbing it and then placing it in her mouth! In her excitement she seems to have forgotten to chew the food properly and nearly choked on the fish shaped pastry. After the incident she was sedated and place in her bed to recover.
Experiment Log 71-009 October 01, 2015
I awoke this morning to hear a loud crashing noise coming from the laboratory. Upon reaching the lab, Subject 002 was found flailing on the ground several broken incubation around her with nearly a dozen taiyaki pastries shoved into her mouth. I immediately attempted to subdue the subject and force her to spit the pastries she was choking on. In the ensuing struggle several more incubation tanks were broken with their malformed content quickly scurrying into the nearby town.
Unfortunately I was unable to remove the pastries obscuring the subject's airways in time and the subject expired at approximately 6:00. It was with a heavy heart that I then transported the poor girl the the residence of my colleague Snekadid. I placed her at his doormat after placing a post-it note on her forehead that read "For my friend". He'll know what to do.
[hr]Experiment Log 71-010 October 02, 2015
It seems several of the failed experiments have made their way into town. The locales have begun suspecting something is amiss at the warehouse. I've been able to scare them away so far but they appeared to be getting more and more bold as the day continues. I fear it won't be long until they work their way into the laboratory itself. There's only one incubation tank that in intact after the ordeal with Subject 002 the other night. I've put the last of my hopes into this last tank. I will see my dream happen.
Experiment Log 71-011 October 03, 2015
Another group of locales approached the lab today. Led by a person in a bear suit. They seem particularly bold today. Something about Armadox suspecting me. About him disappearing. Armadox? The kind local that helped me move into my lab? But I had nothing to do with his disappearance. I've managed to turn them away for the day but they'll definitely be back.
Experiment Log 71-012 October 04, 2015
I awoke this morning to the smell of smoke. It seems the locals have decided to take justice into their own hands. They've barred the exits. I can't escape. This will be my last experiment log. I grabbed the last of my incubation tanks and carried it to the roof of the building. There we waited as the building began to burn around us. I held the tank close to me and stared longingly into its depths. She was perfect. Absolutely perfect.
I love you, Yokkyun-chan
Sorry that was so long. I had time to prepare and I got sort of carried away there. And by the way:
[HEADING=2]I was innocent! Had no role what so ever.[/HEADING]
When did I rat you out? I seriously don't remember doing that. I might have though. hmmm.Armadox said:
I don't see why not. The rest of you will just have to do me a favour and try to die less, since it makes more for me to find later.Caramel Frappe said:
Don't blame me, I vote for the killer every round! Except for that round I voted for the lawyer...Dirty Cop James funs said:
I'm with you. I didn't vote Gritch.crimson5pheonix said:
