Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

[Crysan]

Spoiler: No boss!

Yes boss, we've done quite well so far. This town seems to love conspiracies, and your poisoning their water with stabby knives is working well!

*incoherent mumbling*

No, they're helping us quite well with killing each other. They almost targetted you but I've taken the heat.

*mumble mumble*

We're doing well, I don't think you need to worry about that.

*angry mumble*

But, no... I...

*mumble MUMBLE mumble*

Boss? Don't joke like that!

*mumble BANG*

Ah! My leg! You shot me!?

*door opens and closes*

Boss? Come back! I can't keep up. The sun is rising, and I think the mob is coming. Boss? BOSS?

Oh, hello everyone. What's... um... what's up?

[HEADING=1]I was the actual lawyer, and I am now dead. You monsters [/HEADING]

In other news, Armadox confused me good at the start of the round...

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Yes! So that's even better that the lawyer happened to be on the list. It's a bit late for his death but it buys us a bit of time before the killer team can overwhelm us.

The question is who dies next. There are 3 fairly identical silent people. There's a fatty hippo. And then me...

 

[Wary Wolf]

So look at the three silent people's profiles and see who is still quite active on the site despite not posting here.

@Crysan:

Nice work though. You can take credit for a pretty good round of offing major roles at the start and being the scape goat at the end.

 

[Crysan]

@SR Yeah, we had great luck until the list started terrible luck for team eeeeevil.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Mmmmm..... pumpkin pie...


I suggest we go after either Altname or Hippo. I'm leaning more towards Altname since he's pretty silent throughout.

That would be funny if Altname went from lawyer to killer. I actually wouldn't be that surprised, I went from trickster to spy after all.

Though if I went by my gut, my next target would be... Tizzy.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Mmmmm..... pumpkin pie...


I suggest we go after either Altname or Hippo. I'm leaning more towards Altname since he's pretty silent throughout.

That would be funny if Altname went from lawyer to killer. I actually wouldn't be that surprised, I went from trickster to spy after all.

Though if I went by my gut, my next target would be... Tizzy.

I really shouldn't listen to yer gut, since you failed to vote for the Killer. Again!

Captcha: "Grain of salt"

On the one hand I still have a 100% success rate for picking team evil.

On the other Tizzy won't be the killer since I've said out loud that he is, except now that he is since I've admitted that he won't have been, except that he won't since I've stated that he would have been had I not have said that he was.

 

[Armadox]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

On the other Tizzy won't be the killer since I've said out loud that he is, except now that he is since I've admitted that he won't have been, except that he won't since I've stated that he would have been had I not have said that he was.

 

[snekadid]

Spoiler: No boss!

Yes boss, we've done quite well so far. This town seems to love conspiracies, and your poisoning their water with stabby knives is working well!

*incoherent mumbling*

No, they're helping us quite well with killing each other. They almost targetted you but I've taken the heat.

*mumble mumble*

We're doing well, I don't think you need to worry about that.

*angry mumble*

But, no... I...

*mumble MUMBLE mumble*

Boss? Don't joke like that!

*mumble BANG*

Ah! My leg! You shot me!?

*door opens and closes*

Boss? Come back! I can't keep up. The sun is rising, and I think the mob is coming. Boss? BOSS?

Oh, hello everyone. What's... um... what's up?

[HEADING=1]I was the actual lawyer, and I am now dead. You monsters [/HEADING]

In other news, Armadox confused me good at the start of the round...

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you guys to kill him. took you long enough.

 

[Crysan]

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you guys to kill him. took you long enough.

I'm still waiting for my apology sweets. Even if I was team evil and a good choice to kill... >.>

 

[snekadid]

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you guys to kill him. took you long enough.

I'm still waiting for my apology sweets. Even if I was team evil and a good choice to kill... >.>

Pfft, you coulda been a "good" role and never got an apology, me spotting you even before the list just means everyone else owes me an apology for not killing you faster >.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you guys to kill him. took you long enough.

I'm still waiting for my apology sweets. Even if I was team evil and a good choice to kill... >.>

Pfft, you coulda been a "good" role and never got an apology, me spotting you even before the list just means everyone else owes me an apology for not killing you faster >.

I know that feeling bro.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

I'm up for some fatty hippo, but I think altname is more deserving. He's too silent. Though I'm more concerned with voting together and since you're dead and the person who suggested altname is not... (and the lawyer is dead AND both killer and doppelganger are on the list)

 

[snekadid]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

I'm up for some fatty hippo, but I think altname is more deserving. He's too silent. Though I'm more concerned with voting together and since you're dead and the person who suggested altname is not... (and the lawyer is dead AND both killer and doppelganger are on the list)

That just means the chances of hitting a team evil person is EVEN HIGHER! fewer innocents now that we know the lawyer was on the list too.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

I'm up for some fatty hippo, but I think altname is more deserving. He's too silent. Though I'm more concerned with voting together and since you're dead and the person who suggested altname is not... (and the lawyer is dead AND both killer and doppelganger are on the list)

That just means the chances of hitting a team evil person is EVEN HIGHER! fewer innocents now that we know the lawyer was on the list too.

Oh it is good. I was just mentioning since it means we can know the altname suggestion wasn't coming from the lawyer beacause our delicious lawyer is dead

 

[Fat Hippo]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

I'm up for some fatty hippo, but I think altname is more deserving. He's too silent. Though I'm more concerned with voting together and since you're dead and the person who suggested altname is not... (and the lawyer is dead AND both killer and doppelganger are on the list)

*AHEM* I realize that my opinion probably doesn't matter a whole bunch here, but I'd also prefer altname.

Also, Armadox, I thought you were chaotic good, not an animal cruelty supporter. If you're going to be a ghost, can't you be more like Casper and less like a Poltergeist?

 

[Armadox]

Strike up the band, it's time to kill the Hippo. Let children sing, it's a glorious day, when we go to kill the Hippo. Presents will be passed, and sins forgiven, when the Hippo breaths his last. Haroo harrah, it's time to kill the Hippo.

I'm up for some fatty hippo, but I think altname is more deserving. He's too silent. Though I'm more concerned with voting together and since you're dead and the person who suggested altname is not... (and the lawyer is dead AND both killer and doppelganger are on the list)

*AHEM* I realize that my opinion probably doesn't matter a whole bunch here, but I'd also prefer altname.

Also, Armadox, I thought you were chaotic good, not an animal cruelty supporter. If you're going to be a ghost, can't you be more like Casper and less like a Poltergeist?

I'm dead. The dead are vengeful things.. You should have tried harder to keep me alive.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I'm dead. The dead are vengeful things.. You should have tried harder to keep me alive.

I...WHAT!? I was pretty much the only person in the forum NOT calling for your execution, and publicly stated the fact that I thought you were innocent, and didn't vote for you. I'm the last person you should be haunting. Come on, if you're going to be vengeful, do it with some class, not just at random.

 

[Armadox]

I'm dead. The dead are vengeful things.. You should have tried harder to keep me alive.

I...WHAT!? I was pretty much the only person in the forum NOT calling for your execution, and publicly stated the fact that I thought you were innocent, and didn't vote for you. I'm the last person you should be haunting. Come on, if you're going to be vengeful, do it with some class, not just at random.

I'm not doing it at random, you didn't walk into the dog park to get my things. I feel you just don't care enough about this relationship. Also, I can't haunt anyone else.. most of them are dead..

 

[Fat Hippo]

I'm dead. The dead are vengeful things.. You should have tried harder to keep me alive.

I...WHAT!? I was pretty much the only person in the forum NOT calling for your execution, and publicly stated the fact that I thought you were innocent, and didn't vote for you. I'm the last person you should be haunting. Come on, if you're going to be vengeful, do it with some class, not just at random.

I'm not doing it at random, you didn't walk into the dog park to get my things. I feel you just don't care enough about this relationship. Also, I can't haunt anyone else.. most of them are dead..

Well, I'm sorry, but you know I can't enter the dog park. I can't even look at the dog park. Would it help if I threw some flowers over the fence?