Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

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EvilRoy

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I work in MDT people -_-; It takes me a minute in the morning to gear up mine brain.
 

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@Roy: I know you made your announcement in the group, but you may want to paste it here too, in case someone isn't in the group, or has their notifications there turned off. (some of y'all can be chatty little critters)
 

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I'm bored. I think I should be the first to die.

*Ahem* here we go
"Oh great beast of the metal giant, that hath cometh to our shores, take me, Jo-I mean, Dying Jester, as your sacrifice. I only ask that you make it quick, as I get squeamish around other peoples faces.
 

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I don't think that's how horror movies usually go. People are supposed to run screaming from the monsters, not try to give them hugs.
 

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I HavE a RoLE
Spy, PreISt, oR MeDIc
WhO KNows
NoT I!
I CAn NOt Be ThE KiLleR.
wINk-WInk
Ha ha ha HA HA ha!
 

EvilRoy

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Demagogue said:
@Roy: I know you made your announcement in the group, but you may want to paste it here too, in case someone isn't in the group, or has their notifications there turned off. (some of y'all can be chatty little critters)
Some of us also don't get notifications when quoted in thread

Anyway,

[HEADING=1]YES INDEED THE CYCLE HAS STARTED. MY GOD THE BLOOD, THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD. IT IS INSIDE ME, FLOWING AROUND, ENDLESSLY CHURNING. SO. GROSS.[/HEADING]

[small]Oh holy shit there will only be more blood once the killing starts. And it will be outside of people now... ohgodohgod.[/small]
 

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Demagogue said:
So we have a killer... but does he have a lawyer?
Well, I mean, Armadox did try to recruit me as a lawyer. Which is weird, because it's usually the GM who makes the request on behalf of the killer.

You know, so the killer isn't outed right away. Double-blind maybe? Or I'm supposed to plead insanity for Arma or something.
 

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altnameJag said:
Demagogue said:
So we have a killer... but does he have a lawyer?
Well, I mean, Armadox did try to recruit me as a lawyer. Which is weird, because it's usually the GM who makes the request on behalf of the killer.

You know, so the killer isn't outed right away. Double-blind maybe? Or I'm supposed to plead insanity for Arma or something.
Yeah, I think Arma sent that PM to just about everyone. I fell for it too, like the klutz I am, until the GM made fun of me.

Not really sure how I'm supposed to feel about this. I mean, it would be kind of ridiculous for anyone to do something like that if they were the killer, so it makes it unlikely that Armadox is the real killer.

On the other hand, it's Armadox...
 

EvilRoy

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I swear to god if I have to put "I cannot confirm or deny any roles that Armadox may or may not have" in my signature line...
 

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EvilRoy said:
I swear to god if I have to put "I cannot confirm or deny any roles that Armadox may or may not have" in my signature line...
But maybe you can confirm or deny it on the xth hour of the yth day of the week. So we must keep trying until we get x and y right.
 

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EvilRoy said:
I swear to god if I have to put "I cannot confirm or deny any roles that Armadox may or may not have" in my signature line...
Well it's pretty obvious that you can't do so, so I think we will be able to refrain from asking.

EDIT: I stand corrected.

Caramel Frappe said:
Welp, it begins. I wonder how creative the death posts will be involving the Nightvale theme (because anything can happen).
I think I have to listen to a few Nightvale podcasts. I wouldn't even know where to begin writing a death post.
 

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I say we just play it safe and vote for him anyways.
Y'know, because he sent that PM to me to and I also felt for it...maybe.
So yeah, lets for him him. And then vote for me.
Even if he isn't the killer, or the lawyer, he could be the doppelganger.
Or he could be bored like me.

Vote Armadox, and the Jester.
 

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Dying_Jester said:
I say we just play it safe and vote for him anyways.
Y'know, because he sent that PM to me to and I also felt for it...maybe.
So yeah, lets for him him. And then vote for me.
Even if he isn't the killer, or the lawyer, he could be the doppelganger.
Or he could be bored like me.

Vote Armadox, and the Jester.
The PM business does sound fishy. But then he could have a role and this is his way of fishing for the killer or real lawyer
 

EvilRoy

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[HEADING=1]The monster feeds, dear readers, on fine wine, fine food, and fine work, with its first victim laying dead upon the ground.[/HEADING]

It isn't eating the victim if that wasn't clear. I found them as I hobbled around my porch, still nailed to my desk chair, twisted into unknown shapes, blood drained and presented nearby - neatly contained in six pickle jars. I don't know where the pickles went.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
@Dying_Jester:
@Secondhand Revenant:

... Oh that's cruel. Armadox sent me a PM asking if I wanted to be his Lawyer. Well now I know whom i'm voting for .... that's a low move even for someone like him to pull off.
Idk it seems clever and I can't see why a killer would do it. If his intent was to confuse the killer or lawyer then I can only applaud that.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
@Dying_Jester:
@Secondhand Revenant:

... Oh that's cruel. Armadox sent me a PM asking if I wanted to be his Lawyer. Well now I know whom i'm voting for .... that's a low move even for someone like him to pull off.
I'm going to assume he sent that to every single person playing this round. Let's just see what he has to say about it...and if we will be able to actually understand what he's saying.
 

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EvilRoy said:
[HEADING=1]The monster feeds, dear readers, on fine wine, fine food, and fine work, with its first victim laying dead upon the ground.[/HEADING]

It isn't eating the victim if that wasn't clear. I found them as I hobbled around my porch, still nailed to my desk chair, twisted into unknown shapes, blood drained and presented nearby - neatly contained in six pickle jars. I don't know where the pickles went.
Well I'm a hand me down revenant, thankfully I don't have enough blood to fill six jars!
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
Caramel Frappe said:
@Dying_Jester:
@Secondhand Revenant:

... Oh that's cruel. Armadox sent me a PM asking if I wanted to be his Lawyer. Well now I know whom i'm voting for .... that's a low move even for someone like him to pull off.
I'm going to assume he sent that to every single person playing this round. Let's just see what he has to say about it...and if we will be able to actually understand what he's saying.
He didn't send one to me actually.

I feel very left out. Maybe we should kill him after all (no not really)
 

EvilRoy

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You know what, its nice for someone to die and me to not be blamed.
 

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EvilRoy said:
You know what, its nice for someone to die and me to not be blamed.
You empowered the killer to start his rampage, THIS IS ALL ON YOUR HEAD!