Serial Killer Round 71: Nightvale: Invaded

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@Dirty Cop James funs: ...Is this the part where we blame someone or something? (I'm "new" at this... :p)
 

EvilRoy

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Hmmm I think I have 6 of 8 votes. Because there are only 8 of you left. I keep thinking that's too few votes, and then I count the bodies and there you go...
 

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@FPLOON: I don't really have time for this game much anymore. I do miss it though. Good to see everyone keeping it going.

@James: Good luck roasting dinosaurs.

 

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TizzytheTormentor said:
What I hope to do in another play through is be a genuine warrior monk! See if you get the gloves of the pugilist (found in the Ratway) disenchant them, put the enchantment on Daedric gloves, with the perk that adds glove defence to your unarmed damage, you can do amazing amounts of damage with yo fists, have fun boxing a dragon to death.
Second favorite character I had was with the classic Khajiit monk. Thing was, I made sure he never levelled up any skills. Well, he got progress towards the lock picking and light armor tree, but I always sent him to jail so he never actually leveled it up. Pretty much finished most of the game with him, because his play-style was really fast. He didn't need to pick up much in the way of equipment. I just wanted to see if it was possible to finish the game without ever levelling any of your skills.

Yep. You can. Punched my way through a bunch of Dragons and made Mirak and Harkon my punching bags.

Went for the vampire side in Dawnguard to get the unarmed upping ring. And he turned into a werewolf / vampire lord on occasion, but was rarely needed.

His finishing moves were all pretty awesome to watch, and in light of their wrestling style, I named him King...

Still, if you want him more powerful, the monk is a viable character, and pretty easy to make. Just get him some daedric gauntlets with the fortify unarmed enchantment and go to town. Strangely, the one armed dual-wield tree affects his unarmed combat.
 

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@Link_to_Future: You of all people should know that Serial Killer is the Doctor Who of role-playing Forum Games... :p
 

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Armadox said:
Demagogue said:
Crysan said:
I have a name you know. It isn't pumpkin pie either! >.<

Team Evil has all the cool kids already. Y'all goin' down!
I mean I could call you that but isn't it a little inappropriate for forum use? >.>

also... I think someone broken Roy...
What? He doesn't look brocken at all.
Brocken?
 

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So when do votes get tallied and when does the execution get announced? It's felt like it's been long enough but my sense of time isn't the best
 

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Dirty Cop James funs said:
tf2godz said:
Dirty Cop James funs said:
#Votefordinosaurfillet
why do you want to eat me so badly?
Because you forbade me from feasting upon that delicious hippo booty for the time being!
I'm not sure if you want to eat me, have sex with me or both.
 

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tf2godz said:
Fat_Hippo said:
I'm not sure if you want to eat me, have sex with me or both.
take a moment to appreciate that line and imagine someone reading it without context.
*appreciates*

You're right, it's far better without context. Though I think that goes for DCJF's line as well.
 

EvilRoy

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Weeeeeelp, I had company today and it slowed down the vote tallying process.

[HEADING=1]Don't bring out the dead, dear readers. keep your dead hidden inside, away from the prying eyes of the world[/HEADING]

A critter has croaked, is what I'm saying, and I would rather not deal with this one. One of you do it instead.
 

EvilRoy

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Secondhand Revenant said:
So when do votes get tallied and when does the execution get announced? It's felt like it's been long enough but my sense of time isn't the best
You were about on track for time, I just couldn't get to a computer right away. At any rate nobody even tried to vote past the deadline so I didn't have to get all up anal about it.
 

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EvilRoy said:
Secondhand Revenant said:
So when do votes get tallied and when does the execution get announced? It's felt like it's been long enough but my sense of time isn't the best
You were about on track for time, I just couldn't get to a computer right away. At any rate nobody even tried to vote past the deadline so I didn't have to get all up anal about it.
Ahh. Well I live
 

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To celebrate the inevitable lynching of tf2godz, one avatar of him getting repeatedly stoned:

https://imgur.com/U6aPu4Z.gif

Edit: Sorry, I just realized that should read:

Triceratops!

Rocks!
 

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The vote were be counted by Dying_Jester. he looked around and call out a ?tf2godz your next? everyone looked around for him but suddenly realized he wasn?t in the room. ?Where the hell is he I want my dino steak? Dirty_Cop_James_funs said licking his chops. They started to hear a faint laugh.


?WHERE THE HELL IS HE?? Secondhand_Revenant screamed as she noticed a few pipes sticking out the wall. ?Oh crap?

Dying_Jester rushed to the door, trying to open it but couldn?t ?SHIT!?

?That?s right my little gummy bear, who said the killer had to play fair? I said with a evil grin. In a few moments I will pump the room with poisonous gas that will make your heads exploding into gummy bears.?

?...... what?? Fat_Hippo said in confusion

?I LOVE GUMMY BEARS OK!? I scream out as I put my hand over the button. ?now say goodbye my delicious gummy bears.?I push the button and then started laughing waiting to see what happened ?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhahahahaaaa??...why are you not turning into gummy bears? I said in confusion

?Hello? someone says before grabbing my tail and throwing me into the door breaking it open for the others.

?EvilRoy!? everyone seems out as he walked in frame.

?EvilRoy! How did you know about my plan.? I scream out as I get back up

?So I wasn?t supposed to notice that you bought an entire warehouse full of instant gummy bear maker gas? he said in response.

?Shut up!? I scream as I get back up.

?before I kill you tf2godz, I want to ask why you did all this?? He said as he looked me in the eye.

I look somber as i look towards the ground ?Well?.
the lizard people that control everything now took everything for me. They were responsible for the deaths of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. my family had to freeze me to keep me safe when they heard about the plans. when I awoke in the present day I was filled with hatred, a hatred that blinded me, even though a lot of you treat me as friends you still were the closest thing to me and my vengeance. I had to get rid of the closest people I could call my family, even my best friend Crysan who was loyal to me even when I shot him, he wanted to help me that much that he was willing to die for it. Only now I realize it was all pointless? I got my knees starting to tear up, ?well you here to find the killer, let us get this over with.?

With a swift strike Roy hit me in the heart and I collapsed onto the ground my last words were. ?I?m sorry.?

local news coverage: The Killer was finally apprehended and kill on the spot by Roy. His body will make an excellent stand in the how great the lizard people are Museum. Right you are Stephanie, still one of them wanted to make it into steak for some strange reason?

[HEADING=1]the killer is dead[/HEADING]

well, this is the weirdest thing I've ever wrote. also enjoy the downer ending.
 

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Well, I guess this is the time to announce I was the Doppelgänger. Bugger. Ah well, it could've gone worse. I almost told SR who I was because I REALLY thought he was the killer. I was actually operating under that assumption this whole time.

Kind of a weird role. Lonely, somehow. You're one of the bad guys, but you don't know who the others are. You just try to stay alive until the spy dies. So I guess I did my job in that respect.