Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)

[Demagogue]

I'm 100% sure anything I do will be taken sexually... It's "Elementary School D-Club" all over again...

If the shoe fits.... just saying

 

[Demagogue]

I'm not sure how I feel about that new nickname... it implies I'm evil. When in reality it couldn't be further from the truth.

I mean I literally create life... I'm like a god.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

@Dirty Cop James funs: Well...that's a hashtag for the books. I guess you really are a dirty cop.

 

[EvilRoy]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

I better vote for you every single round just to be safe then.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'm not the only one who got confused by the word "preferred" then.

I'm sticking with mine anyway... GMT for the win!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm 100% sure anything I do will be taken sexually... It's "Elementary School D-Club" all over again...

If the shoe fits.... just saying

Well, my dick can fit inside a pair of 14 heels... But, that's common knowledge...

@Caramel Frappe: We can never have too many strangers... because strangers are just people you haven't met yet...

I'm not the only one who got confused by the word "preferred" then.

I'm sticking with mine anyway... GMT for the win!

Well, just because you live in an area with a specific timezone does not mean you actually prefer that particular timezone... like a Skype friend from Arizona preferring UTC over GMT or GAMT...

 

[Demagogue]

I'm sticking with mine anyway... GMT for the win!

Silly British folks and their +/- 0

 

[gritch]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

Oh shit. I better do the same. Alibi. Right here.

You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

[sub]I have no idea why I'm putting those ideas into the future Killer's mind...[/sub]

 

[Demagogue]

You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

You like to watch the world burn... simple.

 

[EvilRoy]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

I better vote for you every single round just to be safe then.

You did that last time :|

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

Oh shit. I better do the same. Alibi. Right here.

You know a smart killer would kill either of us round one. Everyone would immediately suspect the second one and have them executed. Two birds with one stone!

[sub]I have no idea why I'm putting those ideas into the future Killer's mind...[/sub]

I'm sure the next killer has such plans spewing from such places that such thoughts are nowhere near such minds.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

I better vote for you every single round just to be safe then.

You did that last time :|

And I was right to do so! Perfect track record. You're not doing a very good job of convincing me to change my plans.

 

[gritch]

I'm sure the next killer has such plans spewing from such places that such thoughts are nowhere near such minds.

What sure what exactly is spewing from such places but given this FPLOON's round I believe I'm contractually obligated to interpret this ambiguous phrase in the most sexual way possible... Thanks for that image.

Anyway I think I know who I'm going to vote for...

...

Fractral... It's Fractral. I'm voting for Fractal. And everyone else should too!

 

[Fractral]

@Gritch: Who is this 'Fractal' you speak of? I don't see anyone with that name around here.

Besides, if I'm the killer my only goal would be to murder Aerosteam. And if the killer sees this and kills Aerosteam to try and cast suspicion on me? Mission accomplished.

 

[Demagogue]

Besides, if I'm the killer my only goal would be to murder Aerosteam. And if the killer sees this and kills Aerosteam to try and cast suspicion on me? Mission accomplished.

Simple goals in life am I right?

 

[FPLOON]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/1/13/Sonic_waiting.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120217003904

 

[Wary Wolf]

Well, a 17 player game *would* be faster.

Lick-lick-lick ma' chilli dog!

 

[EvilRoy]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

I better vote for you every single round just to be safe then.

You did that last time :|

And I was right to do so! Perfect track record. You're not doing a very good job of convincing me to change my plans.

Yeah, but its not me this time. I have the following as proof.

[http://postimg.org/image/np3vq10yn/]

 

[Fat Hippo]

I better post now and then. So that later when I turn out to be the killer I can intentionally delay the start of the round, and use my presence now as an alibi, before ultimately casting doubt on Gritch, because why not. It'll be like last time, except I'll mean to do it and not fuck up immediately.

I better vote for you every single round just to be safe then.

You did that last time :|

And I was right to do so! Perfect track record. You're not doing a very good job of convincing me to change my plans.

Yeah, but its not me this time. I have the following as proof.

[http://postimg.org/image/np3vq10yn/]

That three-ass-cheek butt is going to haunt me. It's like the three-tits alien from Total Recall, but awful.

 

[gritch]

We still haven't started yet. Goddamn it.

Besides, if I'm the killer my only goal would be to murder Aerosteam. And if the killer sees this and kills Aerosteam to try and cast suspicion on me? Mission accomplished.

I see what you did there. I promise if I'm made Killer I will murder Aerosteam round one. Or this [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] guy. Haven't decided which yet.

@EvilRoy: This exchange seems pretty legit to me. Checked you off my suspect list. Now I'm just debating who's going on the top of my list now - either Frappe or that ficus across the room that's been giving me the stink eye for the past few hours.

That three-ass-cheek butt is going to haunt me. It's like the three-tits alien from Total Recall, but awful.

Is... that not how butt's are suppose to look?

...

I think I need to see a doctor.