Serial Killer Round 75 CANCELLED Due To Harem Wedding!! (Chapter 5: The Epilogue)
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Nah, I don't hate lawyers. I hate ghosts. We need to kill all of these ghosts, but especially EvilRoy who is acting like an evil ghost.Secondhand Revenant said:
@Mr. Mattress - but what if he's the ghost with the most? What constitutes as being an "evil ghost"? What are the parameters, here?
I like how the thread and the User Group are talking about completely different things.
I have no idea what's happening and it's fantastic.
I have no idea what's happening and it's fantastic.
Well then you really should be concerned with keeping the living alive or else we get even MORE ghosts!Mr.Mattress said:
The end of the world as we know it! Dinosaurs being a bit too chatty have caused the apocalypsesky14kemea said:
Anyone that says "HAHAHAHA FOOOOOLS" has tended to be evil in my eyes, and since he's dead, that makes his a Ghost. Combined with the fact that his name is EvilRoy, makes me think he fits the parameters of being an evil ghost.Spider RedNight said:
Of course I'm concerned with keeping the living alive. But we do have to get rid of all these ghosts. They're gonna ruin our polygamous wedding!Secondhand Revenant said:
The GM knocked on Player 0's door... The door opened slightly enough to hear Player 0's voice, but not enough for the GM to enter through without manual force...
"What is it this time?"
"We need to talk..."
The door opened wider as the GM entered Player 0's room... Once the door closed behind them, Player 0's hands went straight to their hips... "Well... Start talking..." The sass was strong with that statement...
"We're gonna have to start the wedding sooner than anticipated..."
"And that should surprise me because?"
"Because we've been breached!"
There was a moment of silence before Player 0 broke it in two... "By who?"
"An outside force... I don't know how, but if this wedding doesn't happen, our deal will be more than just off!"
Player 0 scoffed... "Do you honestly expect me to get married sooner than expected looking like this? With my hair not done? With my scheduled mani-pedi not even here yet? With the reception DJ being the new Priest?"
The GM faceplamed like it was on cue... "First off, you've been doing your hair basically every single day albeit in different styles... Honestly, it's looks better with the Disco Afro style, but I digress... Second off, I can re-schedule the mani-pedi because that's the easiest thing to schedule, overall, involving any of your wedding preparations at this point... Third off, that fucker's ordained as fuck on top of having a great set list... I'm even surprised that I don't have to pay them extra with a second [REDACTED SEX POSITION]!"
"[REDACTED SEX POSITION]?"
"I rather not get into those particular details because they're that irrelevant right now..." There was another moment of silence... "Look, will you be ready when the time comes regardless of the outcome?"
"Of course I will... But, will you?" Player 0 opened the door, signalling the end of this conversation...
The GM nodded with a smile... "It's a reason why I'm still motivated after all..."
"What is it this time?"
"We need to talk..."
The door opened wider as the GM entered Player 0's room... Once the door closed behind them, Player 0's hands went straight to their hips... "Well... Start talking..." The sass was strong with that statement...
"We're gonna have to start the wedding sooner than anticipated..."
"And that should surprise me because?"
"Because we've been breached!"
There was a moment of silence before Player 0 broke it in two... "By who?"
"An outside force... I don't know how, but if this wedding doesn't happen, our deal will be more than just off!"
Player 0 scoffed... "Do you honestly expect me to get married sooner than expected looking like this? With my hair not done? With my scheduled mani-pedi not even here yet? With the reception DJ being the new Priest?"
The GM faceplamed like it was on cue... "First off, you've been doing your hair basically every single day albeit in different styles... Honestly, it's looks better with the Disco Afro style, but I digress... Second off, I can re-schedule the mani-pedi because that's the easiest thing to schedule, overall, involving any of your wedding preparations at this point... Third off, that fucker's ordained as fuck on top of having a great set list... I'm even surprised that I don't have to pay them extra with a second [REDACTED SEX POSITION]!"
"[REDACTED SEX POSITION]?"
"I rather not get into those particular details because they're that irrelevant right now..." There was another moment of silence... "Look, will you be ready when the time comes regardless of the outcome?"
"Of course I will... But, will you?" Player 0 opened the door, signalling the end of this conversation...
The GM nodded with a smile... "It's a reason why I'm still motivated after all..."
Maybe I dodged a bullet (ha geddit); so far, I've yet to meet any ghosts as obsessed with ellipses as FPLOON xD
It was me wasn't it? Well too late! Maybe. Can you double die in this game?Secondhand Revenant said:
I almost wish I knew who the killer is, but its probably better that I don't. Anyway, the person pretending to be the spy is actually FPLOON, and this whole thing is one big reverse mobius reacharound of a plot to get laid in a multitude ofways, while getting to see a live snuff filming.
It's much better to fantasize about your revenge against your faceless boss without knowing his true, very lame, face.EvilRoy said:
Revanants are too tough and too fast! They will win the day!Demonjazz said:
