Serious Sam 3: BFE Steam Key for free...........for sexy humanoid Sharkgirls

[SweetShark]

I just bought from IndieRoyale the Valentine Bundle 2.0 and inside of it there is the Steam Key for the game Serious Sam 3: BFE!

I have already the game in my Steam account, so I decided to give it here because me myself won for free a Steam Key from the game Deus Ex: human revolution [Thank you once again Louie Clark if you read this].

But I will not just select a random user that he will post here for the game. I decided to make it more interesting......

You see, I am a Shark and I have the need for sweet, sweet booty right now.
So please, for those they want a copy of this game post a pic of a beautiful humanoid sharkgirl for my pleasure, Hehehehehehehe. Sweet, Sweet prey for me.....

WARNING!!! EVERY PICTURE MUST BE IN A SPOILER TAG WITH A "NSFW" LABEL! ALSO I DON'T ACCEPT PORNOGRAPHY BECAUSE IT IS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE FORUMS!!!! I AM ONLY DOING THIS TO HAVE FUN, BUT IF THE MOD THINK THE THREAD MUST BE CLOSED, THEN PLEASE DO

With that said, let see which Sharkgirl will be my Queen, Heheheheheheeeeeee...

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I don't want the Steam Key, I'm just appalled that a shark such as yourself prefers a humanoid halfbreed over a pureblooded nautical killingmachine such as the one below.

Spoiler: NSFW ... if you're a shark

Now this is one sexy beast. Just look at that dorsal fin!

And you know what they say: "Once you go Great White, you'll become a bite"

 

[SweetShark]

Spoiler: NSFW ... if you're a shark

Now this is one sexy beast. Just look at that dorsal fin!

And you know what they say: "Once you go Great White, you'll become a bite"

Indeed, Indeed.
If she had a pair of legs and arms, she totally would become my *****, I mean my queen. XD

 

[SweetShark]

I don't want the Steam Key, I'm just appalled that a shark such as yourself prefers a humanoid halfbreed over a pureblooded nautical killingmachine such as the one below.

Being a Shark with yellow tattoos for eyes and eating toasted ponies for breakfast, I think I cross the line what it is normal for a shark.

 

[Slaanesh]

Clearly you are obsessed with thoroughly enjoying Corruption of Champions. So I'll just leave this for you.

Spoiler: NSFW, I guess?

 

[SweetShark]

Clearly you are obsessed with thoroughly enjoying Corruption of Champions. So I'll just leave this for you.

Spoiler: NSFW, I guess?

Indeed, I enjoyed myself creating my tall, grey skinned, muscular shemale spider/shark/bird hybrid, with poisonous fangs, short silver hair-feathers and black insectoid legs.

But because I said to myself I don't want to jump the shark......twice....I said to post only Sharkgirls for my enjoyment.
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee................hehe.

 

[TrevHead]

cool! i'm game

Spoiler: NSFW Skark Bait

 

[SweetShark]

cool! i'm game

[spo iler=NSFW Skark Ba it]

[/spoiler]

Goooooooodddd, goooooooddddd.......I like this pose I must say....

 

[Xan Krieger]

How about one that isn't drawn?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[SweetShark]

How about one that isn't drawn?

Spoiler: NSFW

[im g]ht tp://static4.fjcd n.com/comments/shark+girl+MERMAID+_028c66466 e207f8a33953263020e9e51.jpg[/im g]

Sadly, I can't see your offering, because the image is broken.
Try again please, so I can see what kind prey I will "hunt".
Hehe

 

[Sixcess]

I suspect this might not be quite sharky enough for you, but anyway...

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[thesilentman]

My thoughts exactly. Oh well, I'll bite. I'm interested in Serious Sam 3 and some more Steam games. Damn my failure to use Reddit incorrectly.

Spoiler: Oh well, here goes... NSFW

What? You did say sharkgirls...

 

[Xan Krieger]

How about one that isn't drawn?

Spoiler: NSFW

Sadly, I can't see your offering, because the image is broken.
Try again please, so I can see what kind prey I will "hunt".
Hehe

Shows up for me
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/shark+girl+MERMAID+_028c66466e207f8a33953263020e9e51.jpg
If that doesn't work then

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[SweetShark]

My thoughts exactly. Oh well, I'll bite. I'm interested in Serious Sam 3 and some more Steam games. Damn my failure to use Reddit incorrectly.

Spoiler: Oh well, here goes... NSFW

What? You did say sharkgirls...

Actually.......do you desire maybe another game that the bundle I bought have?
Here is the link to see the other games it have:

http://www.indieroyale.com/

Honest opinion.......I bought the bundle for the awesome music it have. The game I bought is the extras that maybe never actually play......

So.......maybe I should change the title from "Serious Sam 3" to "Valentine Bundle 2.0"?
I don't know......maybe I will.

Finally, I didn't decided yet

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

You sharks are all sexual deviants of the worst kind.

Next thing you'll be proudly proclaiming you're into tuna. Doing that sort of thing with your dinner. Disgusting! Or fooling around with dolphins. That's even worse!

Protect racial purity! Great White Pride, Ocean Wide!

 

[SweetShark]

How about one that isn't drawn?

Spoiler: NSFW

Sadly, I can't see your offering, because the image is broken.
Try again please, so I can see what kind prey I will "hunt".
Hehe

Shows up for me
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/shark+girl+MERMAID+_028c66466e207f8a33953263020e9e51.jpg
If that doesn't work then

Spoiler: NSFW

Sorry for saying this, but when I try to open the first image in another page, it send me here:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/

But the second one is working fine.

 

[Xan Krieger]

How about one that isn't drawn?

Spoiler: NSFW

Sadly, I can't see your offering, because the image is broken.
Try again please, so I can see what kind prey I will "hunt".
Hehe

Shows up for me
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/shark+girl+MERMAID+_028c66466e207f8a33953263020e9e51.jpg
If that doesn't work then

Spoiler: NSFW

Sorry for saying this, but when I try to open the first image in another page, it send me here:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/

But the second one is working fine.

Damn, sorry it wouldn't work. Second one is kinda cute though, powerful and with a toned butt.

 

[thesilentman]

My thoughts exactly. Oh well, I'll bite. I'm interested in Serious Sam 3 and some more Steam games. Damn my failure to use Reddit incorrectly.

Spoiler: Oh well, here goes... NSFW

What? You did say sharkgirls...

Actually.......do you desire maybe another game that the bundle I bought have?
Here is the link to see the other games it have:

http://www.indieroyale.com/

Honest opinion.......I bought the bundle for the awesome music it have. The game I bought is the extras that maybe never actually play......

So.......maybe I should change the title from "Serious Sam 3" to "Valentine Bundle 2.0"?
I don't know......maybe I will.

Finally, I didn't decided yet

I've taken a look at the games, and I'd like to take some, but my Steam on Windows is messed up. I decided to look at Serious Sam as it works on Linux, which is where Steam works for me.

So basically, I want to game on Linux. I'll just participate fairly in the contest until I get Steam fixed.

EDIT- And I started that Visual Novel you recommended. Holy shit, it's good. Thanks for the recommendation.

 

[SweetShark]

You sharks are all sexual deviants of the worst kind.

Next thing you'll be proudly proclaiming you're into tuna. Doing that sort of thing with your dinner. Disgusting! Or fooling around with dolphins. That's even worse!

Protect racial purity! Great White Pride, Ocean Wide!

...............................I never though of that I must confess........maybe I will change even more my "strange habits" and enjoy something more different than before.


[Translation: I think I will jump the shark 4-5 times before the other shark I jump say to me
"F*ck this sh*t!!! I done with your fetish SweetShark!!!! Go JUMP yourself assh*le!!!!"
and leave me alone with the other Shark/Tuna/Dolphin girls I have in my personal Harem.]

 

[SweetShark]

EDIT- And I started that Visual Novel you recommended. Holy shit, it's good. Thanks for the recommendation.

Which one because I don't remember so well.
Do you mean Ever 17, right?