Several conservatives: They're communist, terrorist, Marxist. Me: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PLANET!!!

[Parasondox]

Evening on the coldest day of June (It's December Noel), screw you I want it to be JUNE!!

Erm.. moving on, why can't things just be simple at times where people can just agree on something or if they don't agree on something just respect the thoughts of that person before it turns into a war. I think one of my very first threads was on what things makes you wish and say "I don't want to be on this planet anymore" and I got several responses. So I want to flip that around and ask what person or thing do you just wish would disappear into space, like forever.

A certain narrow-minded politician, a musical artist that won't shut the f**k up(*cough* Kanye *cough cough*), some messed up religious leader who hates when women speak or dislikes someone who develops an individual thought for themselves rather than taking everything straight away without questioning it, those involved with PETA (fuck you guys), news readers and commentators that think anyone with brown skin is a terrorist, anyone who is of Afro-Caribbean decent sells and produce drugs and carry illegal arms, or everyone from Europe is a communist. Maybe more closer to home where you just wish a certain relative would leave this planet (Dark I know but many of you have thought of it, I know you have).

A one way ticket to the emptiness of space where they won't have to bother anyone anymore ever again.

So comment below and let me know what you think. Heck you can even put it in a list form as if its a personal hit lis... I should shut up now.




Captcha for this post: "whole shebang". What is that even meant to mean? NO I won't Google it cause I don't want to face another possibility of a horror photo like "Blue Waffle". DON'T GOOGLE THAT EITHER!!

 

[davidmc1158_v1legacy]

Captcha for this post: "whole shebang". What is that even meant to mean? NO I won't Google it cause I don't want to face another possibility of a horror photo like "Blue Waffle". DON'T GOOGLE THAT EITHER!!

Apparently, a shebang enclosure was a cheap bit of housing from the late 1800s and early 1900s in the United States. Local slang and all that.

OT: Who have I fantasized about sending to an enclosed lunar colony . . . . .and then removing all the air?

Well, that's a tall order. Personally, there are more than a few politicians I want to send. Not because of their political leanings, but because they refuse to even consider evidence before making a decision.

The entire staff of Fox News and MSNBC because I personally hate people lying to me.

Perhaps whoever created reality TV, they seem to need an extended (permanent) vacation. That and the entire cast of the Jersey Shore.

And whoever thought that breeding Munchkin Cats was a good idea. That's just cruel.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Captcha for this post: "whole shebang". What is that even meant to mean? NO I won't Google it cause I don't want to face another possibility of a horror photo like "Blue Waffle". DON'T GOOGLE THAT EITHER!!

It's quite innocuous, I assure you. The phrase "the whole shebang" is used as a catch-all for including everything

Example used in conversation. "When it's Thanksgiving, I go all out. The turkey, potatoes, dressing, cranberry sauce, the whole shebang."

I'm actually kind of surprised, as I thought the phrase was fairly common. Then again, I use obscure bits of vernacular like "ol' skeezix" from time to time.

 

[Parasondox]

Captcha for this post: "whole shebang". What is that even meant to mean? NO I won't Google it cause I don't want to face another possibility of a horror photo like "Blue Waffle". DON'T GOOGLE THAT EITHER!!

It's quite innocuous, I assure you. The phrase "the whole shebang" is used as a catch-all for including everything

Example used in conversation. "When it's Thanksgiving, I go all out. The turkey, potatoes, dressing, cranberry sauce, the whole shebang."

I'm actually kind of surprised, as I thought the phrase was fairly common. Then again, I use obscure bits of vernacular like "ol' skeezix" from time to time.

I'm from the UK and we don't use or hear that phrase. Sorry.

 

[FalloutJack]

Here, lemme make a list. Let's see...

Rick Santorum - We kicked him out of Penn, but he still won't shut up.

The Tea Party - Because even some Republicans hate them, especially now.

Youtube - Fuck 'em. They're inept dumbasses who can't code for shit on something they've had for YEARS.

Bob Dylan - Because in space, we won't be able to HEAR HIS VOICE.

Yoko Onno - Because of the same reason as above.

Company Dumbasses - This spot reserved for whoever's responsible the screw-ups in our gaming/media/computer/software/etc. companies.

Video Game 'Researchers' - Those people who always try to claim that video games cause violent behavior. 'Nuff said.

Cartoon Network Executives - Technically, this is covered in Company Dumbasses, but it deserves special mention for idiocy, as does 'Syfy' because it can't spell.

Captcha Developers - Because the people who made these are assholes, every one of them.

Telemarketers - Just for fun, really. I torment them every time they call, but this is basically an end-all move for them.

George W. Bush - Whom is already a space cadet, so why not just finish the process?

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

That avatar goes so well with your rants, you don't even know. I can just imagine that Enclave soldier sitting at his security console and chewing somebody out. "Why isn't your f**king video feed working?!...Ohhhh, the 'Chosen One', huh?"

Spoiler

OT: Individuals and organisations that work, whether through word or deed, to effectively undo advancements in the availability of basic things like medicine or women's rights in third world countries. Such people often make me more tired than angry.

Lazy and inept "News" stations, along with pseudo-scientists and other career liars, frequently do my head in. At least I'm not alone there, though.

EDIT: That is a really confusing thread title. Every time I see it, I forget what the thread was about.

 

[Esotera]

Pretty much all the Popes in history can fuck off (including this one, just because he's less of a dick than his predecessors doesn't make him a good person). Along with that everyone who refuses to even consider the other side of an argument, and 99% of UK politicians. Anti-vaccination people, climate change deniers, creationists who try to teach religion in science lessons, and people who are completely ok with dragnet surveillance and see absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Also I'm tempted to include people who think technology is inherently bad and humans would be better off if we lived at a medieval-level of tools, which would completely suck. However, in their defence we don't really look into the ethical implications of new technology nearly enough and a lot of it is largely untested, and has the potential to do a lot of harm.

Finally, anyone who would seriously chuck people off a planet because they don't like them. I would like it if the world saw things my way, but if push came to shove I doubt I would get rid of even one person on my magic list.

 

[lacktheknack]

Somehow, this thread is even more 4chan-ish than I could have hoped for. It's like early Christmas!

OT: None. I had some joke answers, but the amount of venom and negativity in the OP and some of the responses has me a bit too worried to use them.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that, if at ANY time you actually desperately wish to jettison people into space, you really need to turn off your monitor and drink some tea (ESPECIALLY if you don't like tea). If symptoms persist, seriously go see a psychiatrist for potential anger issues.

 

[Parasondox]

Somehow, this thread is even more 4chan-ish than I could have hoped for. It's like early Christmas!

OT: None. I had some joke answers, but the amount of venom and negativity in the OP and some of the responses has me a bit too worried to use them.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that, if at ANY time you actually desperately wish to jettison people into space, you really need to turn off your monitor and drink some tea (ESPECIALLY if you don't like tea). If symptoms persist, seriously go see a psychiatrist for potential anger issues.

Relax, you can make a joke about it don't worry and I haven't got any venom or negativity. It's just a bit of fun really.

 

[Phrozenflame500]

Fairly sure sending somebody to space is equivalent to murder. Or we spend millions of dollars planning to make sure he/she is safe there.

Either way, I don't particularly want to spend millions of dollars on somebody I hate. Nor do I really want to wish death upon somebody. What a conundrum.

 

[Immortal_Engines]

Fairly sure sending somebody to space is equivalent to murder. Or we spend millions of dollars planning to make sure he/she is safe there.

Either way, I don't particularly want to spend millions of dollars on somebody I hate. Nor do I really want to wish death upon somebody. What a conundrum.

There's always the remote Pacific island option...

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Stupid tv executives who cancel good shows (Megas XLR, Firefly, ect.) and show tween pop and lowest common denominator pandering crap.

Oh, and the more insane members of Scientology PETA and the WBC. Plus anyone who thinks childhood vaccinations can cause Autism.

Edit: If I can't send them to space, sending them to somewhere they can't bother anyone is fine by me.

 

[Ihateregistering1]

OP nailed one of them, I would love for Kanye West to just disappear. And he can take Kim with him.

Bill Maher. I don't even really care that much about his politics, he's just so smug and condescending that I can't help but want to punch him whenever he opens his mouth.

Kim Jong-un, because he's Kim Jong-un.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Fairly sure sending somebody to space is equivalent to murder. Or we spend millions of dollars planning to make sure he/she is safe there.

Either way, I don't particularly want to spend millions of dollars on somebody I hate. Nor do I really want to wish death upon somebody. What a conundrum.

There's always the remote Pacific island option...

A bunch of dodgy libertarians tried that, making an artificial island out of a reef, and got annexed by Tonga.

Raising a nation from the sea, and being driven off by a military force led by a King should have been more awesome, though.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Katie Hopkins. That troll disgusts me, and it?ll be a good day in Britain when the vile woman finally disappears up her own backside.

David Cameron. So he can stop fucking up my country.

90% of social conservatives.

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Some posts in this thread seem to be, "I hate these horrible people because they do horrible things and say horrible stuff about x group. Here's all the people I want to do horrible things to, because when I'm bigoted and an ass it's okay."

Just lump me in with lackthenack on this.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Fairly sure sending somebody to space is equivalent to murder. Or we spend millions of dollars planning to make sure he/she is safe there.

Either way, I don't particularly want to spend millions of dollars on somebody I hate. Nor do I really want to wish death upon somebody. What a conundrum.

There's always the remote Pacific island option...

A bunch of dodgy libertarians tried that, making an artificial island out of a reef, and got annexed by Tonga.

Raising a nation from the sea, and being driven off by a military force led by a King should have been more awesome, though.

I had to look that up, because I thought they were still trying to get funding for it. Turns out the current group of Libertarians who want to make an artificial island are just the newest in a long line. There were two or three groups that tried in the 70's and 80's (one of which used a concrete hulled boat that later sank in a hurricane as the basis of their "territory"). Suddenly Bioshock seems more like a mild exaggeration of reality, and less like social commentary dressed up in crazy sci-fi.

Seriously, Libertarians are /crazy/.

 

[The Great JT]

Everyone on FOX News and CNN need to be shot into the sun. To them it's about the ratings, not the news.

 

[Something Amyss]

Everyone on FOX News and CNN need to be shot into the sun. To them it's about the ratings, not the news.

In that case, you should probably not target those two. Most or all of TV news is exactly like that.

 

[Something Amyss]

A bunch of dodgy libertarians tried that, making an artificial island out of a reef, and got annexed by Tonga.

Raising a nation from the sea, and being driven off by a military force led by a King should have been more awesome, though.

They try and do this every 5-10 years, because libertarians are bad at history.

On the other hand, it's quite telling that nobody actually tries to stop them.