Sex or Music?

[Rule Britannia]

Okey so hypothetical situation:
You get cursed for doing something (<-- you can fill that in) and the curse is that you can't listen to any music you like or enjoy ever again OR you cannot have sex at all.

If you want background information on the effects here they are:
When the song you like/enjoy is played you simply won't hear it.
With the sex...ummm if you're male you have no Dick and if you're female you have no vagina. Simple As.
(for those who a particularly "picky" about hypothetical situations you are using a rapist repellent)

-----Same question but this time it only lasts for a year (you can't hear music you like/enjoy for a whole year OR not have sex for a whole year)-----

-----Leave your two answers seperated with a blank line -----

My answers
For my whole life I would rather go without sex...Music is by far the most enjoyable aspect of my life.
For a year...I guess If I was guarenteed sex that year and then couldn't listen to music for a whole year I'd go without music. But if It's not guarenteed then I'll go without...



EDIT--Wasn't aware of what content is/was permitted in topic posts. My bad...Honestly I didn't think that many of you would take a spaz...

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

MUSIC!!!!! Doing "it" seems gross. I hate people anyway.

People die. Music is forever.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Oh no we can't say dick or vagina???? HOW ARE WE TO TALK ABOUT this is fucking stupid.

I'd rather go without sex, anyway. I don't even like sex. A whole life guaranteed without it would be fucking perfect for me.

 

[FamoFunk]

I'd rather go without music for both situations. I enjoy sex too much. I can live without music because I'll have games and TV.

 

[let's rock]

Going with music. When I get mad, I can relieve it in 2 ways, listen to music, or punch somebody in the face. And if I did that too much I would be getting all I want in jail.


And If I have no D--K, I can still be the reciever (Pansexuality FTW)

 

[TheIronRuler]

You can still operate without a D*ck.
You're 15 so it's understandable you don't realize that, but I can overlook it.

Music is my soul, I'm a musician, I can't live without it.

I'll give up sex too. She'll most likely not be interested, but then I'll have to explain the G.I.Joe thing I have on my crotch.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Going with music. When I get mad, I can relieve it in 2 ways, listen to music, or punch somebody in the face. And if I did that too much I would be getting all I want in jail.


And If I have no D--K, I can still be the reciever (Pansexuality FTW)

You can still do it in a sparring session. Join a fight club of sorts and puch someone, it'll be good both for both of you.

Spoiler: *cough*

You can also f*ck each other in the ass if you want to, but I doubt you'd do that since you have another outlet besides music now.

Don't report me, it sounds bad but it's not offensive. I think so.

 

[Qtoy]

Definitely music. Sex sounds wonderful and I'd enjoy doing "it" with the love of my life, but if it meant going without music for the rest of my life, no.

Music, in my opinion, is one of the deepest emotion-givers to me. Whether or not we realize it, music is integral to our lives. Hell, if you were to watch a movie, tv show, or play a game without music, you'd lose a core part of the experience.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Asking that sorta question is just pure evil >_>

#1 For my whole life... I'd probably go without music rather than without sex.
#2 For just a year I'd be able to give up sex, no problem.

 

[Shadu]

My answer is the same for both. I would take music over sex any day. I love music way too much and have no desire for sex.

 

[let's rock]

Going with music. When I get mad, I can relieve it in 2 ways, listen to music, or punch somebody in the face. And if I did that too much I would be getting all I want in jail.


And If I have no D--K, I can still be the reciever (Pansexuality FTW)

You can still do it in a sparring session. Join a fight club of sorts and puch someone, it'll be good both for both of you. You can also f*ck each other in the ass if you want to, but I doubt you'd do that since you have another outlet besides music now.
Don't report me, it sounds bad but it's not offensive. I think so.

In order to relieve stress through punches I have to hit the person who got me mad, should have been more specific (And I won't be reporting you but if somebody else does it's not my fault)

 

[Flutterguy]

I would give up sex for music most definitely. Yes sex is fun and all, but I only have it once every few weeks usually, music I tend to enjoy atleast 5 hours a day.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Oh no we can't say dick or vagina???? HOW ARE WE TO TALK ABOUT this is fucking stupid.

I'd rather go without sex, anyway. I don't even like sex. A whole life guaranteed without it would be fucking perfect for me.

Not to offend you, but your post fits very well with your avatar

OT:

Well, as I've never experienced sex (and probably never will), I should say... YOU WANT TO REMOVE MY JUNK!? GOD NO! Sorry music, my junk will stay. XD

 

[Raizekage]

If you are picking music over sex you are doing something terribly wrong.

 

[trooper6]

1. My job is as a musicology professor. So if I couldn't hear music, I'd lose my entire profession which I spent 9 years getting a PhD in order to do. No way I'm picking sex over that--one year or whole life.

But you said "No D--K"--I'm a guy with no dick, and I have had a great sex life. Not having a penis doesn't mean you can't have a good sex life. And a woman with no vagina, but with a clitoris can still have a great sex life.

One can still engage in pleasurable sexual activity even without genitals.

So I'd go with Music and my job and no genitals but lots of sexual activity.

If I couldn't engage in sexual activity of any sort, I'd still go with music.

 

[OctoH]

I pick sex. Sorry, but it is way too fun. And I am in a band, so...yeah. I have my priorities.

 

[Caveworm]

Think I'd have to chose suicide.

Has far too much music and sex to give up one.

Music then. No sex. Music. Sex. Arrrgh!

A year without sex. I survived six months without once, so I am sure I could make it a whole year.

 

[SpaceArcader]

In the Bible, it actually says that when you die you will be in heaven with the most beautiful music you have heard. Whether you're a complete atheist or theist, music has been integral for thousands of years. It's full of emotion.

 

[PatrickXD]

Erm, probably sex? It is kind of overrated, but it does wonders for leading a happy life!
I'd say for 1 year, I'd give up sex.
For life I'd give up music.