Sex or Music?

[BlueMage]

I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.

Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.

Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.

How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.

 

[BlueMage]

I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.

Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.

How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.

Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.

Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.

How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.

Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.

Sounds unpleasant. You know, making all that contact with a disgusting meatbag.

 

[BlueMage]

I dunno. So far, every person I've had sex with (Both in an out of a relationship) has ended up messed up and hurt me even more (Emotionally). So, because I also play a multitude of instruments, I'm going to have to say I'd rather be able to listen to music, as music and playing music has always been there for me, but sex and relationships have near ruined me.

Maybe you just suck at relating to people and as a consequence attract other people who suck at relating?

Also, for the rest, I stand by my earlier comments. Either that, or video games have somehow neutered almost the lot of you. "Ew, sex is icky!"

No, icky is sliding a very thin metal tube between cells in your dermal and sub-dermal layers and then delivering by pressure a fluid containing DEAD FRIGGING BACTERIUM. That, dear friends, is icky. Sex is just, at times, sticky. Well, the aftermath is, certainly.

How about sticking a fleshy tube/appendage with many nerve endings in to a liquid filled (acidic liquid) hole with many nerve endings on the walls, ending in the release of microspoic automatons carrying a warhead (of sorts) carrying the male's DNA?

I see NOTHING appealing in that.

Then clearly, you're not considering the after effects of jiggling that fleshy appendage back and forth inside the acidic environment described. Also, it's not always acidic. Anyways, where was I? Ah yes, jiggling the fleshy appendage back and forth, until the warhead erupts in a spray of wriggling DNA.

And then you cuddle afterwards and feel like the world could end and that'd be fine.

'scuse me, something I've got to do.

Sounds unpleasant. You know, making all that contact with a disgusting meatbag.

Well, if you're going to go all "I'm so robotic one zero one one zero" I'll have you know I build robots, so you're still someone's *****

Control systems too. Trust me, when you deal with machines constantly, you end up craving the meatbag interaction. Unless you insist that you're part of a forerunner of the Cult Mechanicus. Gimme some of that High Gothic!

 

[StormShaun]

This may sound a bit...well not normal, but deal with it.

For a year: I would choose sex because at this time of life I would not have sex, I would prefer music, also I would have to find someone I love and marry to have sex.

Forever: I would have to give up music because if I find a person if I truly love and marry her the thing I would want to do is make love to her, I would prefer to become one with someone over music, love over music!

And yes im a christain...I hope their is no problem.

 

[apex2000]

I must say i do not listen to a large amount of music, and my memory has most of favourite melodys applied to it.

So i think i would sacrifice the Music (define music anyways, does that include acapella, can someone who is tone deaf hmm or whisle or doo doo doo wah, it)
Also define music we like? what if it just indifferent music, what if you learn to like it, does it suddenly go mute on you? I mean ther millions of songs and genres, is ther a time limit, cud you hear a song once, then it go mute, so you have to keep finding new songs.


Also judging from the description, sacrificing sex means mutaliation, i.e. loss of body part,so its effects are much further reaching that just intercourse.
... so yeah i guess i would learn to like poetry (songs with out music)to not be disfigured.

 

[Tommeh Brownleh]

I'd give up sex both times. I despise people, and honestly would rather remove a finger than get laid.