Sexual proclivities you'd be ashamed to admit to in real life.

[Rasputin1]

Note To Self: Do NOT Google any words you don't know from this thread...

 

[StBishop]

Wait, this forum isn't real? You're all robots? Am I a robot, too? I'm freakin' out, man.

OT: I think yarmulkes are adorable.

what is a yarmuke? Will I go blind if I see it?

It's those little Jewish hats that only cover the back part of your head. No, really.
Might help: Yarmulke is pronounced ya-ma-ka. Sound familiar?

Nope. Never met a Jew. Didn't know Judaism existed until about 3 years ago. Not joking.

 

[Kelethor]

I've had sex with a girl on her period. But i'm not ashamed of it because it actually felt better than normal.

{vicious snark}Probably the only time she was wet!{/vicious snark}

That is cold. Gold, but cold none the less

I suppose mine would be Hentai. mind you, compared to some of the other post that seems pretty mild, but the female side of my family thinks i'm some sort of sexual deviant (despite never having sex) and any time I watch anything with the fairer sex in it engaging in the sexual act, is me feeding my evil and un-natural urges.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Ha, yeah. Like I'm going to tell a bunch of strangers something like that.

I guess I've looked a porn a few times. Then again, who hasn't?

 

[Skorpyo]

I am not turned on by anything anymore. It is rediculously difficult to do anything sexual now.

 

[TheKillerCliche]

I am in to Hucow.

What is Hucow?

Dare I ask?

 

[TheKillerCliche]

I am in to Hucow.

What is Hucow?

Dare I ask?

Oooooh, Human. Cow.

WOW.

milking womens breasts?

interesting.

 

[TheKillerCliche]

I am not turned on by anything anymore. It is rediculously difficult to do anything sexual now.

How old are you sire?

Im 17 and Im turned on at the sight of cleavage, its hard to imagine someone not being turned on at all.

 

[Skorpyo]

I am not turned on by anything anymore. It is rediculously difficult to do anything sexual now.

How old are you sire?

Im 17 and Im turned on at the sight of cleavage, its hard to imagine someone not being turned on at all.

I'm 20. Burnt myself out on porn, I did.

 

[atombeast707]

I have this crazy attraction to redheads. No idea why. But I'm not ashamed to admit it to my friends. In fact most of the people in my male circle of friends know it from our manly conversations.

Also what are the bets on how long this thread lasts until it gets locked?

Same here man, the redheads. ooh yeah well I also like brunettes equally as much.

I had a huge thing for redheads too. Then I dated one, and he was the biggest jerk I had ever known as well as a habitual liar. Now I can't stand redheads. Go figure.

oi! im a redhead and i disapprove. its the person whos an asshole, not the hair.

(oh, and im a guy... in case anybody was gonna get that mixed up)

 

[Mr Montmorency]

I haven't done anything I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm really into bondage. Also, I love threesomes and group sex. I lost my virginity in an orgy.

You lucky son of a *****.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

long hair. (preferably straight). the longer the better, doesn't matter the color.
also soft skin.
i prefer giving oral than using my penis... i don't know...
dominant females, but generally only if we're specifically doing a bdsm thing.
animal noises such as growling/purring.
i love to lick all over the entire body and suck on her skin.
chains are nice ;P.
i'll eat her out even if she's on her period, or if she wants me to lick her butt hole.
sucking/licking/nibbling on ears with an occasional soft/sexy whisper.
i love to be scratched, bit, whipped, flogged, paddled,
as well as i like to do and receive firm slaps on the bottom.
i like to give girls a nice massage before getting started too, so that i get a good feel of her body (both pun and not).
i like being sexual in the shower... getting dirty while getting clean...

i willingly distribute this information to anyone who asks, but people never ask because they think i've never had a girl. HA!

Shit, let me get this all down!

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I'd never admit the things I do with my girlfriend lol. Call me a wuss, I don't care. It's just awkward to admit lol.

 

[daftalchemist]

I have this crazy attraction to redheads. No idea why. But I'm not ashamed to admit it to my friends. In fact most of the people in my male circle of friends know it from our manly conversations.

Also what are the bets on how long this thread lasts until it gets locked?

Same here man, the redheads. ooh yeah well I also like brunettes equally as much.

I had a huge thing for redheads too. Then I dated one, and he was the biggest jerk I had ever known as well as a habitual liar. Now I can't stand redheads. Go figure.

oi! im a redhead and i disapprove. its the person whos an asshole, not the hair.

(oh, and im a guy... in case anybody was gonna get that mixed up)

Yes, but he just ruined redheads for me entirely. It was my first love and my first heartbreak, one that I will never forget or completely get over. Redheads are forever ruined for me because of him.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Furry, yeah, I know.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I have this crazy attraction to redheads. No idea why. But I'm not ashamed to admit it to my friends. In fact most of the people in my male circle of friends know it from our manly conversations.

Also what are the bets on how long this thread lasts until it gets locked?

Same here man, the redheads. ooh yeah well I also like brunettes equally as much.

I had a huge thing for redheads too. Then I dated one, and he was the biggest jerk I had ever known as well as a habitual liar. Now I can't stand redheads. Go figure.

oi! im a redhead and i disapprove. its the person whos an asshole, not the hair.

(oh, and im a guy... in case anybody was gonna get that mixed up)

Yes, but he just ruined redheads for me entirely. It was my first love and my first heartbreak, one that I will never forget or completely get over. Redheads are forever ruined for me because of him.

Yeah, sorry, gotta do this.
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[atombeast707]

I have this crazy attraction to redheads. No idea why. But I'm not ashamed to admit it to my friends. In fact most of the people in my male circle of friends know it from our manly conversations.

Also what are the bets on how long this thread lasts until it gets locked?

Same here man, the redheads. ooh yeah well I also like brunettes equally as much.

I had a huge thing for redheads too. Then I dated one, and he was the biggest jerk I had ever known as well as a habitual liar. Now I can't stand redheads. Go figure.

oi! im a redhead and i disapprove. its the person whos an asshole, not the hair.

(oh, and im a guy... in case anybody was gonna get that mixed up)

Yes, but he just ruined redheads for me entirely. It was my first love and my first heartbreak, one that I will never forget or completely get over. Redheads are forever ruined for me because of him.

im sorry i have yet for that to happen to me. (that was grammatically correct right?)