Shallowness Abounds
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Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really). It just sounds so sexy every time I hear it... Also, red hair. My hair preference in girls goes from red at the top, to brown, to black, to blonde. Green eyes and red hair are the perfect combination for me.
Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...
Basically, give me an Irish girl with red hair, green eyes, and a really nice smile (and maybe freckles too), and I'm in love...
You can be bloated without being overweight you know! I'm not fat damn it!Zhukov said:
Well, there you go, ColourScientist. Trivun is up for it.Trivun said:
Hmm... shallow things... I like freckles, I'd prefer a muscular/fit body given the choice (otherwise I'll probably lecture you about nutrition somewhere along the line), attentive eyes and enough confidence to shut up when there's nothing to say... most importantly though she has to be intellectual or at least critical thinker and share my sense of humor.
Well, the last bit is not considered shallow but it is pretty much crucial. If a person I care about is superstitious or unquestioning of something I will attempt to "correct" that. I believe it makes you fundamentally vulnerable to manipulation and I value truth, so if I like you I will try to "improve" you.
It sounds horribly wrong when you say it like this, but it's who I am.
The humor thing should be obvious at least...
It's a good thing I don't think about these things. I doubt I've ever met anyone who fits this ridiculous description.
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Why do so many people like thin girls? I'm a strong guy so I'd just be afraid I would snap them in half or something. Also thin is not the same thing as being healthy or fit. And don't get me started on fucking joggers. Everytime I see someone some slender gal jog in the street it's like I could overtake them at my normal walking pace. Have some fucking standards! Pick up the pace, move your legs, pant! RUN!
Well, the last bit is not considered shallow but it is pretty much crucial. If a person I care about is superstitious or unquestioning of something I will attempt to "correct" that. I believe it makes you fundamentally vulnerable to manipulation and I value truth, so if I like you I will try to "improve" you.
It sounds horribly wrong when you say it like this, but it's who I am.
The humor thing should be obvious at least...
It's a good thing I don't think about these things. I doubt I've ever met anyone who fits this ridiculous description.
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Why do so many people like thin girls? I'm a strong guy so I'd just be afraid I would snap them in half or something. Also thin is not the same thing as being healthy or fit. And don't get me started on fucking joggers. Everytime I see someone some slender gal jog in the street it's like I could overtake them at my normal walking pace. Have some fucking standards! Pick up the pace, move your legs, pant! RUN!
I'm generally into every type but I guess I do have a preference.
Light/pale skin tone (not big on tans), shorter than me (I'm 6' 5"), thin, small bust, small but firm butt, brunette, brown/green eyes, nice feet and legs.
And a nice smile, for some reason I really enjoy looking at a woman with a nice, happy smile.
But generally as long as the woman's everything goes well together I'll go for her.
Oh and like Trivun I'm really into Irish accents.
Light/pale skin tone (not big on tans), shorter than me (I'm 6' 5"), thin, small bust, small but firm butt, brunette, brown/green eyes, nice feet and legs.
And a nice smile, for some reason I really enjoy looking at a woman with a nice, happy smile.
But generally as long as the woman's everything goes well together I'll go for her.
Oh and like Trivun I'm really into Irish accents.
I love Irish girls too. Particularly Irish Archivists that like fashionable nonsense and 'the smiths'. I know its a really niche fetishTrivun said:
Hmm, beside more esoteric qualities like personality and compability, I suppose there are a few... Shall we call them eyecatchers?
Lads:
Lithe men with neat mustaches.
Lassies:
A voluptous build along with a dark complexion. It just clicks.
Of course, it's preferences. They don't really matter, things come as they do.
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Lads:
Lithe men with neat mustaches.
Lassies:
A voluptous build along with a dark complexion. It just clicks.
Of course, it's preferences. They don't really matter, things come as they do.
I'm a fairly tall chap, I know very well what you mean. Can be a bit of a bother.Eclipse Dragon said:
That reminds me! I forgot to give out your prize!BloatedGuppy said:
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Hmm. I don't think I really have a type, but I do have my interests in the opposite sex like anyone else.
- I like tall women, which kinda sucks because like OP, a lot of girls prefer men taller than they are, and I'm 5'6".
- Hair color doesn't really matter. Blondes, Brunettes, black hair/red hair, not an issue.
- I like a nice figure with curves. And with curves, that means some meat on those bones. Which leads me to the next one.
- I don't care for pencil thin women. Fat shaming seems to be prevalent these days, but as someone who works out and tries to do a large amount of cardio every day, to me, being super skinny doesn't mean you should neglect your body.
- If we're going to go with specific features, I'd say I like a good pair of legs. Hence the interest in tall women, but boobs are cool, too.
- Eyes are like hair, I'm not picky
- Due to my heritage, I have that olive skin complexion. I tend to like it when girls have a bit of color to them. Nothing really to do with race. But in terms of white girls, it's a bit jarring when I see them in something revealing and have to shield my eyes because of the glare. I like a girl with a nice tan, but some take it WAY too far. Like Thymine Dimer far.
All in all I'm really not picky, and I just want to hang out with a nice person.
Captcha: Now look here
Yeah, NOW LOOK HERE I'm really not that shallow!
- I like tall women, which kinda sucks because like OP, a lot of girls prefer men taller than they are, and I'm 5'6".
- Hair color doesn't really matter. Blondes, Brunettes, black hair/red hair, not an issue.
- I like a nice figure with curves. And with curves, that means some meat on those bones. Which leads me to the next one.
- I don't care for pencil thin women. Fat shaming seems to be prevalent these days, but as someone who works out and tries to do a large amount of cardio every day, to me, being super skinny doesn't mean you should neglect your body.
- If we're going to go with specific features, I'd say I like a good pair of legs. Hence the interest in tall women, but boobs are cool, too.
- Eyes are like hair, I'm not picky
- Due to my heritage, I have that olive skin complexion. I tend to like it when girls have a bit of color to them. Nothing really to do with race. But in terms of white girls, it's a bit jarring when I see them in something revealing and have to shield my eyes because of the glare. I like a girl with a nice tan, but some take it WAY too far. Like Thymine Dimer far.
All in all I'm really not picky, and I just want to hang out with a nice person.
Captcha: Now look here
Yeah, NOW LOOK HERE I'm really not that shallow!
Waaaiiit, what kind of trouble?Eclipse Dragon said:
As a kind of tall man that has had most of his girlfriends be much shorter than him I don't know what troubles you're talking about.
My biggest would be nice teeth. Bad teeth, whether it's not brushing and taking care of them, or just crooked teeth, is a huge deal breaker. I like freckles too I guess. Size-wise, petite to bigger-ish; I don't mind large thighs and butts, but I don't like large guts. Don't care about height at all, which I guess is a bit out of the norm since most guys seem to only go for women shorter than them, and seeing as I'm only 5' 8 1/2", it would cut out a fair amount of women. I prefer no earrings/piercings but most women have pierced ears, so I guess it'd be more realistic to say I prefer no extravagant /over-the-top earrings. I don't really like painted nails either.
Some days I want a girl who is more plastic than a barbie doll.
Other days I want to fuck someone grandmother. Specifically one who is German.
My dick is weird.
Other days I want to fuck someone grandmother. Specifically one who is German.
My dick is weird.
I would imagine it'd just be inconvenient. Freshman year of college, a friend of mine who is 6'8" (or 6'9" maybe?) dated a girl who was maybe 5'6", and they would make out in the stairwell with her standing two or three stairs up. It was kinda funny to see.Beffudled Sheep said:
I'm going to switch my avatar to a dude soon, just to fuck with you.BloatedGuppy said:
Am I not Irish enough? XDTrivun said:
That sounds like an awesome person.shootthebandit said:
Being a blow up doll is a real turn off sometimes right? xDSassafrass said:
Contrast problems sheep... contrast problems!Beffudled Sheep said:
No one wants their head cut out of the photos xD
OT: Uhh... lots of types I guess... Lighter hair and lighter skin, darker hair and lighter skin with green or blue eyes, tank skin and dark hair with light brown eyes, and always with george W. Bush if you know what I mean... I'm also very fond of longer hair up in buns for some reason... Also proportion matters. I don't want small or big boobs compared to body size, nor do I want exaggerated features in general? I don't know...
Im a scottish guy and I always get loads of attention for my accent. Women love it and my gay friends love it too. Sometimes its more of a blessing and more of a curse when you become a sexualised parrot "can you say [insert stupid phrase]...OMG that is so hot". Then they try to imitate itFractral said:
Do I have to get my cricket bat out? I'm going to have to get my cricket bat out.shootthebandit said:
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Be right back, going to go buy a cricket bat.
>_>Fappy said:
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Ah, as someone generally against such public displays of affection I don't really have to worry about things like that.And Man said:
And as someone against having my picture taken I also don't have to worry about thatT0ad 0f Truth said:
I know. If only there was a girl out there who met these requirements. If only?Colour Scientist said:
soon
My ideal would be a tall, dark haired, plus size model. Like Denise Bidot. I find just about every variation of woman sexually attractive, but since we're talking about specifics, Denise Bidot hits just about every single one of my "yes please" buttons for physical desirability. She's lost some of her plus size weight from what I've seen lately, and I do personally prefer her in her heavier weight category, but she's still downright gorgeous slimmed down.