If you don't mind me asking you to reach everything I can't (or I suppose you can watch me climb the kitchen counters as if I'm climbing a mountain, but I'll still need a spotter) or having to bend down just to give me a hug.Beffudled Sheep said:
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Y'know, I've been a little over the map. My first major girlfriend was a long-haired blonde, a little big, with all the benefits that go with that.
My second girlfriend was... thin, to not go much into it. Not that bad at the time, but y'know... problems. She had pretty short dark hair, rather pale complexion. Still, she did maintain a fantastic derriere.
Now that I'm in Uni, and approximately 70% of the school population is female, I'm finding my eyes wander towards the redheads more often than usual. Freckles be bringing it around here.
I don't know how well I could date a girl taller than me (but both my previous girlfriends weren't far off), but aside from that little bit, I love a good rear. There's a couple types I call "good", but I've been running "high and tight" through my head recently. I might not enjoy that much muscle, though I'm currently trying to get into what I deem a presentable shape, so I might grow a taste via exposure.
Complexion is up in the air, and I don't have any serious ethnic preferences. Though I've always thought young San women had alluring features...
But yeah. The booty is absolootily necessrrah. That said, I'm the kinda guy who thinks "if they're bringing it, I better bring it as well", so I think I'll do a bit of exercise now.
My second girlfriend was... thin, to not go much into it. Not that bad at the time, but y'know... problems. She had pretty short dark hair, rather pale complexion. Still, she did maintain a fantastic derriere.
Now that I'm in Uni, and approximately 70% of the school population is female, I'm finding my eyes wander towards the redheads more often than usual. Freckles be bringing it around here.
I don't know how well I could date a girl taller than me (but both my previous girlfriends weren't far off), but aside from that little bit, I love a good rear. There's a couple types I call "good", but I've been running "high and tight" through my head recently. I might not enjoy that much muscle, though I'm currently trying to get into what I deem a presentable shape, so I might grow a taste via exposure.
Complexion is up in the air, and I don't have any serious ethnic preferences. Though I've always thought young San women had alluring features...
But yeah. The booty is absolootily necessrrah. That said, I'm the kinda guy who thinks "if they're bringing it, I better bring it as well", so I think I'll do a bit of exercise now.
If any of that bothered me I don't think I'd have ever had a girlfriend in my lifeEclipse Dragon said:
It's funny that you say it like that... reading your posts in the "Feminists get outta here" thread (or whatever it was called), I couldn't help but picture Agent Smith (though now it's Gregory House) getting verbally handled by a hilarious looking fish.BloatedGuppy said:
I think I need to go outside more.
OP: Like Zhukov, I don't seem to have a particular standard I work with. Unlike Zhukov I don't have much a relationship history to cross reference, but my browsers porn history is QUITE varied if I do say so myself.
I love small and tall, slim and chunky, busty and flat, shapely and dainty, athletic and lazy. I like the entire spectrum of natural hair colors with a preference for Darker hair colors, but I'm particularly drawn to red heads. Whether they are all dolled up or "behind the scenes" doesn't matter much to me... I appreciate a person who works on their image as much as someone confident as their natural image.
I have a preference for hair downstairs... though I prefer it kempt rather then rugged. Shaved is a mixed bag as for some girls it looks... well, painful.
With the few experiences I have had with relationships, I find the face is vitally important to me... sexual appetite is easily satiated, and while the main event physically exhilarating, to me the tender moment afterwards is more important to cement the good feels. So when it comes to faces I'm more critical then usual, with dental hygiene being a real make or break for me.
That's about as shallow as I get when it comes to attractiveness. I find myself looking for personalities first and looks second. Generally I become attracted to people who I come to respect and like. I just have to hope the feeling is mutual as I feel dejected when I'm rejected which sucks all the balls
I don't know what it is, but there is just something about the scottish accent that makes it so much more listenable than the home counties accents I'm used to. I haven't heard it much outside of a few trips to scotland, sadly. I'll happily look over any flaws in a lady if she's got an accent I like.shootthebandit said:
The one time I met a Swedish person was on work experience, where I was assigned to help her for an afternoon. Didn't get much work done in that time.
I prefer men to be my height or a little bit shorter. I really like a bit of stubble, but a proper beard is punishable by death massive turn-off. I want hair below or at shoulder length, but that's not much of a deal breaker given that mine reaches almost halfway down my spine. I don't care about build or mass as long as it isn't unhealthy looking.
For girls I have less of an opinion. Blonde, average height, healthy build. If it isn't obvious, I have less experience with this gender.
For girls I have less of an opinion. Blonde, average height, healthy build. If it isn't obvious, I have less experience with this gender.
Woah woah woah woah woah, since when was this an award?Muspelheim said:
Tomboys. I really like Tomboys.
I'm not very good at describing things, but I'll give it a go.
Small breasts that just about fits in the hand. Or less, even flat wouldn't really bother me since I'm not attracted to them.
Butts are my main body go-to point (and faces), and I would want them small and firm.
Not starving, but slim or athletic would be nice. Everything between anorexic and really chubby is acceptable.
Hair color doesn't really matter. Slight preference for redheads. Preferably cut short, really short, but then again long hair is okay as well.
Slight preference for green eyes, though everything else is fine. I've even dated a girl with one blue and one brown.
I can't really think of anything else..hmm..Oh, wait, yes.
Cute. She have to be cute. Some slight rounded features. "Popular" beauty stereotypes of hard angles and cold stares do nothing for me. I think "beautiful" people look rather plain actually.
Right, almost forgot height. Silly me.
Ideally, about the same as me (165cm). Could go taller, though preferably smaller.
Forgot to mention something.
I would very much prefer a person that doesn't use (much) products. Or shaves.
Had to add that 'much' in there. Not likely to find anyone otherwise. ,)
Didn't mention skin color. Preferably pale, very pale. Everything else is acceptable.
Looks like it's Irish or Scottish for me as well.
Pre-post edit: removed any mention of turn offs.
Post-post edit: products & skin
I'm not very good at describing things, but I'll give it a go.
Small breasts that just about fits in the hand. Or less, even flat wouldn't really bother me since I'm not attracted to them.
Butts are my main body go-to point (and faces), and I would want them small and firm.
Not starving, but slim or athletic would be nice. Everything between anorexic and really chubby is acceptable.
Hair color doesn't really matter. Slight preference for redheads. Preferably cut short, really short, but then again long hair is okay as well.
Slight preference for green eyes, though everything else is fine. I've even dated a girl with one blue and one brown.
I can't really think of anything else..hmm..Oh, wait, yes.
Cute. She have to be cute. Some slight rounded features. "Popular" beauty stereotypes of hard angles and cold stares do nothing for me. I think "beautiful" people look rather plain actually.
Right, almost forgot height. Silly me.
Ideally, about the same as me (165cm). Could go taller, though preferably smaller.
Forgot to mention something.
I would very much prefer a person that doesn't use (much) products. Or shaves.
Had to add that 'much' in there. Not likely to find anyone otherwise. ,)
Didn't mention skin color. Preferably pale, very pale. Everything else is acceptable.
Looks like it's Irish or Scottish for me as well.
Pre-post edit: removed any mention of turn offs.
Post-post edit: products & skin
I like my fellas with a little bit of weight. Not exactly fat, but I enjoy a middling to large build. I do enjoy muscle, but I do not need perfectly sculpted abs or anything, just something somewhat firm. Flab isn't a huge turn off for me as long as long as it doesn't shoot out of the gut. I'm not usually picky on height, but I do enjoy guys who are taller then me. (I'm 5"7' for reference).
As for hair the plain and simple short cut is acceptable, but some guys wear their hair grown out really well. You find the right guy who can wear a pony tail and I can't help but swoon. Body hair isn't a turn off, just as long as it doesn't give me carpet burns if I try to hug them. Facial hair is another thing that can be a big turn on if the person goes a little wild with it. Goatees in particular. People who take no effort in trimming themselves are kind of a big turn off though. If you can't be bothered to keep it clean and under control then it's better you get rid of it.
Hair color I have no preference in, but I do enjoy a nice tan skin tone. Eye color isn't a factor, but I am attracted to men with deeper eyes. Deep blue, deep green, deep brown. Just an intense color I suppose. Basically, many of the things I want in a man are masculine features that I didn't inherit being the short, skinny dude that I turned out to be. I am overly proud of my dark beard with a touch of ginger hair though. I've been experimenting with what I want to do with it.
So a quick breakdown: Twinks are hit and miss, Otters are almost always great, and Bears are something that my taste for kind of switches on and off.
As for hair the plain and simple short cut is acceptable, but some guys wear their hair grown out really well. You find the right guy who can wear a pony tail and I can't help but swoon. Body hair isn't a turn off, just as long as it doesn't give me carpet burns if I try to hug them. Facial hair is another thing that can be a big turn on if the person goes a little wild with it. Goatees in particular. People who take no effort in trimming themselves are kind of a big turn off though. If you can't be bothered to keep it clean and under control then it's better you get rid of it.
Hair color I have no preference in, but I do enjoy a nice tan skin tone. Eye color isn't a factor, but I am attracted to men with deeper eyes. Deep blue, deep green, deep brown. Just an intense color I suppose. Basically, many of the things I want in a man are masculine features that I didn't inherit being the short, skinny dude that I turned out to be. I am overly proud of my dark beard with a touch of ginger hair though. I've been experimenting with what I want to do with it.
So a quick breakdown: Twinks are hit and miss, Otters are almost always great, and Bears are something that my taste for kind of switches on and off.
Redheads. :3 Although, not actual red, more orange.
Other than that I just don't want her to be a stick. Oh, and her boobs have to be appropriately-sized for her person. Looks a bit weird if they have airbags when they're about 5 foot and weigh 7 stone, for example.
Fake tan is a definite no-no too. If anything, I prefer them pale.
Certain accents are always nice too. Irish, Welsh and certain parts of England in particular. American and other parts of England aren't turn offs per se but they don't add anything.
Other than that I just don't want her to be a stick. Oh, and her boobs have to be appropriately-sized for her person. Looks a bit weird if they have airbags when they're about 5 foot and weigh 7 stone, for example.
Fake tan is a definite no-no too. If anything, I prefer them pale.
Certain accents are always nice too. Irish, Welsh and certain parts of England in particular. American and other parts of England aren't turn offs per se but they don't add anything.
I don't know whether it speaks of broad tastes or just low standards, but I find many differing colours/body types/facial features equally attractive. So long as everything is reasonably in proportion with everything else (there was a girl in school once who was about 5'1" but with F-cup breasts and just... eww, no) it largely doesn't matter if it's big or small, dark or pale etc...
I'd say I'm on average more of a breasts man than an arse man, but even then a nice arse trumps a so-so rack.
The only definite No that I can think of off the top of my head is large, hooked noses. Not too keen on a over-abundance of piercings (and to a lesser extent tattoos) but I like the odd few.
Now, I may be bending the rules and straying close to talking about personality here, but there are certain... I guess I'd call them 'traits' that I do find markedly attractive. Beliefs/intelligence levels, and most preferences aside, I really like 'fun' women, who laugh and smile easily, who love to dance, who aren't so concerned with keeping up appearances around men (look, you're gonna have to fart in my company at some point, might as well make the best of it), and who, to be frank, like to mix it up and make a lot of noise in the bedroom. ;D
In comparison to that, I really don't have a lot of time for aloof, brooding hipster types or shy doormats, no matter what they look like.
I'd say I'm on average more of a breasts man than an arse man, but even then a nice arse trumps a so-so rack.
The only definite No that I can think of off the top of my head is large, hooked noses. Not too keen on a over-abundance of piercings (and to a lesser extent tattoos) but I like the odd few.
Now, I may be bending the rules and straying close to talking about personality here, but there are certain... I guess I'd call them 'traits' that I do find markedly attractive. Beliefs/intelligence levels, and most preferences aside, I really like 'fun' women, who laugh and smile easily, who love to dance, who aren't so concerned with keeping up appearances around men (look, you're gonna have to fart in my company at some point, might as well make the best of it
), and who, to be frank, like to mix it up and make a lot of noise in the bedroom. ;DIn comparison to that, I really don't have a lot of time for aloof, brooding hipster types or shy doormats, no matter what they look like.
That's so poetic, really brought a tear to my eye.NinjaDeathSlap said:
Looks like all of that creative writing is paying off, eh?
If you'd prefer, I could say that a toned, curvaceous rump surpasses a limp, doughy, flat-nippled bust, the leagues to which each stir my aching loins?Colour Scientist said:That's so poetic, really brought a tear to my eye.NinjaDeathSlap said:
Looks like all of that creative writing is paying off, eh?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I... I need an adult?NinjaDeathSlap said:If you'd prefer, I could say that a toned, curvaceous rump surpasses a limp, doughy, flat-nippled bust, the leagues to which each stir my aching loins?Colour Scientist said:That's so poetic, really brought a tear to my eye.NinjaDeathSlap said:
Looks like all of that creative writing is paying off, eh?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Listen, boyo, you keep your aching loins away from me, y'hear? XD
I like my women to be.... thin-ish. Rather, not super overweight. I think weight is pretty much the only thing that can make someone unattractive. I have never, in my life, seen someone and thought "I will never be physically attracted to that person." If I'm not immediately attracted to them, it's always been because they're pretty overweight. I don't think anyone is ugly, and I think that term gets thrown around too much; not unlike "Hate."
Some extra baggage is fine, don't get me wrong. And let's be clear: I don't expect my women to look like Christina Hendricks any more than I expected them to look like some super slim Victoria's Secret model. I just want them to be in the normal weight range. (Although I'm not opposed to dating a Victoria's Secret model or Christina Hendricks.)
That's pretty much it; I like normal women.
Green eyes, too. The lady dentist who did my root canal had green eyes. Good experience.
Some extra baggage is fine, don't get me wrong. And let's be clear: I don't expect my women to look like Christina Hendricks any more than I expected them to look like some super slim Victoria's Secret model. I just want them to be in the normal weight range. (Although I'm not opposed to dating a Victoria's Secret model or Christina Hendricks.)
That's pretty much it; I like normal women.
Green eyes, too. The lady dentist who did my root canal had green eyes. Good experience.
So basically Leanne is just Emilee 2.0? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? Are you forgetting you're seeing ME TOMORROW? You're SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME. I'm gonna molest you to death.Trivun said:Haha, you're plenty Irish enough, but you'd need to dye your hair red tooColour Scientist said: