Shallowness Abounds

[Ten Foot Bunny]

I'm not sure what it means, but I like girls who are kind of built similar to me: pale; skinny; tall; blue eyes; and long hair that's red, brown or black (yes, I naturally have all three colors, but predominantly red). And I've always wanted to date another lefty, but that's never happened. No surprise there really. lol

Thankfully it's not at all hard to find girls who have chests that look like they're adorned with breasts, which is, sadly, not what I look like. I'm about as stacked as a skinny boy.

And though I BARELY have any interest in guys, I suppose my "type" is taller than me (preferably 6'2" or higher so they're measurably taller than me when I'm not barefoot); bearded; not muscular but also not too thin or portly; pale; blue eyes, and short hair. I'm also a sucker for dyed hair and, yes, fauxhauks. Basically, like Rhett from one of my fave YouTube channels, Good Mythical Morning. He doesn't have dyed hair though. And he's married, which is something I'd NEVER go for in a million years.

 

[Vigormortis]

Uh...can I go with undetermined? Because listing "many" seems pointless.

I mean, I've dated and/or have been attracted to any variety of physiques. Tall to short, slim to chunky, well endowed to not so, blonde to brunette, long hair to short hair, etc.

I will admit to a certain affinity for redheads with glasses, though. So I guess we can go with that.

 

[username sucks]

Hmm... I still don't have much (any) experience, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what I like in a guy.

Most builds are good, but I don't care too much for extremely skinny, fat, or muscular dudes. Porn star type bodies like twinks, bears, otters, or whatever don't really do much more for me than an ordinary person. Body hair is fine as long as it's not a jungle, but shaved is good too. I think I'd prefer shorter guys though, but that may just be because I love towering over everyone. Being tall is pretty awesome.

As for the face, again I would say that I don't like anything specific. Beards, sideburns, goatees, or clean shaven faces are all good to me, as are most facial structures or whatever you want to call it. However, for some reason or another I don't like mustaches without any other facial hair going with it. Hair can be long, short, blonde, black, straight, curly, or whatever. I don't care too much, again they all look good to me. I do like blue eyes though.

I guess I could have said that by just saying "I like dudes in general", but whatever. That's about it.

 

[Trivun]

Disclaimer: This isn't me hitting on the OP, just nothing more than a coincidence... but I really like Irish girls. Main reason being the accent (hell, the Celts and the Gaels do it for me, really)..

Am I not Irish enough? XD

Haha, you're plenty Irish enough, but you'd need to dye your hair red too . Maybe if we stick you and Emilee in a cloning vat together come next Escapism...

So basically Leanne is just Emilee 2.0? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? Are you forgetting you're seeing ME TOMORROW? You're SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME. I'm gonna molest you to death.

Lol, you're both awesome (like an awesome possum)! But that's why combining you both would make something even more awesome, like how eggs and bacon are both great on their own, but nothing beats a bacon and egg sandwich together (with lots of brown sauce...). Damn, I'm hungry... what were we talking about, again?

 

[FlatCat]

What do you find attractive in the opposite/same sex? I don't want any of this 'personality' or 'intelligence' bullshit, I want the physical things that make you think 'phwoar, yes please.'

I'm a bi guy. I am not attracted to androgynous people. I like very iconic, manly men. I like very iconic, feminine women. I'm a top but even when I'm with a guy I like the guy to be... manly. Big, strong, muscular.

When I'm with a woman I like her to be thin, lithe, feminine.

I've pretty much gotten what I want in life.

 

[Rebel_Raven]

Bangs. Just something about bangs. Especially Hime cut, and page boys, and the sort. Seeing a ton of forehead is kinda a turnoff, so bangs help remedy it.

I'd say I'd like gigantic boobs, and believe me, they help, but they're not a necessity.

 

[Vault101]

I don't really know....because its hard to separate what I find attractive in "theory" to how I feel IRL....

in guys I find beards (well kept) VERY appealing...don't know if that's translates to "want to have sex with you" I just think they look good

I'm gonna be honest....I find Asians to be attractivr..I feel really gross saying that but I figure its harmless since I'm not weird about it

unlike some people

I'm not sure what it means, but I like girls who are kind of built similar to me: pale; skinny; tall; blue eyes; and long hair that's red, brown or black (yes, I naturally have all three colors, but predominantly red). And I've always wanted to date another lefty, but that's never happened. No surprise there really. lol

Thankfully it's not at all hard to find girls who have chests that look like they're adorned with breasts, which is, sadly, not what I look like. I'm about as stacked as a skinny boy.

yeah I was wondering....is it weird to be attracted to the same body type as youself? because if I had to pin down a "type" as far as girls go (but that is an issue in of itself) it would be skinny with smaller...well you know

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

As long as we're all being shallow here, I've got a confession to make: I'm heterosexual, but I don't find many women attractive. I have a strange, nearly uncanny valley response to real life human beings. It's not significant enough for me to find people disturbing or unsettling, but certain subtleties in the way people look and move in real life makes it difficult to find them attractive.

That being said, I like cute girls. Honestly, cuteness mostly derives from the way someone acts, but there are some physical trends related to cuteness, too. I particularly like petite girls with nice bellies and waists. Breasts need to either be really big or really small; average size doesn't cut it. I don't care about a bit of fat, as long as her waist still curves inward, but cellulose is unacceptable since it looks kinda gross. Fat rolls are also unacceptable. Stretch marks are preferably non-existent, but minor. Butts are alright too, I guess.

Really, though, the biggest thing about me is that I find anime girls more attractive then real women. I feel like they're more expressive, and have more energy, than real people. There have been a couple real world women that I thought were cute, but those are some painful memories for me, for various reasons which may or may not be my fault. No, seriously. I don't know. I mean, I think they are, but others say they're not.

 

[L. Declis]

Well, I have a thing for the Eastern Asians... Something about the black hair, dark eyes and that hint of gold in their skin colour. They also tend to look after themselves a bit more; it's rare you see a fat Asian.

However, a pair of hips especially on a thin girl will make me take an alternative route somewhere if it means I can enjoy the view a bit longer. Don't get me wrong, I don't stare or make the girl uncomfortable, but still... damn.

Definitely an arse man, but I prefer a nice, soft but shapely behind rather than the jelly, wobbly, cellolite grossness that people mean when they say they like the bum.

And while I can appreciate a nice chest, I prefer the smaller chest if only because big breasts tend to sag, fall out of bras, get sweaty and be generally more unattractive in the bedroom.

Also, the shorter they are, the more I like them.

 

[Azure23]

I like a curvy woman myself. The lady I'm getting married to is just about my dream girl. Big hips and breasts, pale, beautiful skin, petite features. I've dated a lot of redheads in the past and tend to go for that but I fell in love with a brunette, lucky for me that she dyes her hair all sorts of fun colors, it's pink now so when that fades it's red next (yay!). In terms of the non physical; I like women who are my intellectual equals, who have deep convictions and care about things strongly enough to defend their viewpoints vehemently. She's gotta be an animal lover too. I met just such a woman my senior year of highschool. Six years later (including one really hard year of long distance) and here we are sharing a wonderful house together in New Orleans with just the best fucking cat in the world.

That all came out kinda braggy, oh well. I won't apologize for being happy.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Brunette with a ponytail wearing glasses and a plain white T-shirt... and maybe some flip flops and a Belgian accent. *swoon* There's something about the regular look on a girl that I find irresistible.

I'm mainly a face guy though. If a girl has a face that just strikes the right cord with me I tend to not care too much how the rest of her looks. This does mean I have kind a of a thing for Indian girls (as in girls from India), since I find them to have the most beautiful faces of any race.

 

[Euryalus]

-snip-

So that's why we've only ever gotten one picture out of you in those threads. It all makes sense now!

I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.

I like my women like I like my tea. Stuffed in bags and thrown into water.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

-snip-

So that's why we've only ever gotten one picture out of you in those threads. It all makes sense now!

Yeah I really hate having my picture taken. For one I think I'm hideous, and two I like leaving behind as little evidence of my presence as I possibly can.
Paranoia and all that tasty stuff.

I like my women like I like my tea. Stuffed in bags and thrown into water.

Mmmmmm, T0ad, please, you're gettin me all hot and bothered.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I like leaving behind as little evidence of my presence as I possibly can.

You posted about three in Lardy Birts that one time.

I know your true face! You are the most handsome Sheep that I know.

Well, apart from this one.

Spoiler

He's King of the Sheep though, you can't compete with that.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I like leaving behind as little evidence of my presence as I possibly can.

You posted about three in Lardy Birts that one time.

I know your true face! You are the most handsome Sheep that I know.

Well, apart from this one.

Spoiler

He's King of the Sheep though, you can't compete with that.

I've had more people call me handsome or good looking than ugly and I've dated/slept with plenty of pretty, sober girls/women but even that hasn't convinced me I'm not a hideous cave dwelling troglodyte xD
Must be all that childhood trauma.
*thousand yard stare*

But thank you
You ain't too shabby lookin either.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I like leaving behind as little evidence of my presence as I possibly can.

You posted about three in Lardy Birts that one time.

I know your true face! You are the most handsome Sheep that I know.

Well, apart from this one.

Spoiler

He's King of the Sheep though, you can't compete with that.

I've had more people call me handsome or good looking than ugly and I've dated/slept with plenty of pretty, sober girls/women but even that hasn't convinced me I'm not a hideous cave dwelling troglodyte xD
Must be all that childhood trauma.
*thousand yard stare*

But thank you
You ain't too shabby lookin either.

Apart from my ugly hair, right? XD

Edit: I know I had typed 'shit hair' but those are not two words you want next to each other in a sentence.

 

[infohippie]

-snip-

So that's why we've only ever gotten one picture out of you in those threads. It all makes sense now!

I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.

I like my women like I like my tea. Stuffed in bags and thrown into water.

I like MY women the way I like my whiskey - twelve years old and mixed up with coke.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I like leaving behind as little evidence of my presence as I possibly can.

You posted about three in Lardy Birts that one time.

I know your true face! You are the most handsome Sheep that I know.

Well, apart from this one.

Spoiler

He's King of the Sheep though, you can't compete with that.

I've had more people call me handsome or good looking than ugly and I've dated/slept with plenty of pretty, sober girls/women but even that hasn't convinced me I'm not a hideous cave dwelling troglodyte xD
Must be all that childhood trauma.
*thousand yard stare*

But thank you
You ain't too shabby lookin either.

Apart from my ugly hair, right? XD

Edit: I know I had typed 'shit hair' but those are not two words you want next to each other in a sentence.

Well it isn't as beautiful and majestic as my flowing locks but who's is?
I'm like a schoolyard bully, if you're too pretty to make fun of then I gotta make something up!
Or else I wouldn't be able to harass you