Shameful, Shameful Vandalism

[Blimey]

Seriously, some people have no shame. Some asshat(s) glued a shitload of pictures of furries to my car windows while I was at work today. Covered my goddamned windows with them.

The true bitchslap here is that I hate furries with a violent passion. Maybe this is karma.

No matter. Your job is to fucking RAAAAAAAAAGE with me. (And possibly relate stories of times you were vandalized in a bizarre, outlandish way.)

(And no, I didn't take a picture of it, although in retrospect I wish I had.)

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I shall not rage with you. Instead i will point and laugh.

 

[Jark212]

Did you take a picture of it? if so we have to see it...

I can't stop giggling, I'm sorry...

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

wait when you say furries you mean Hentai furries?

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Guy at work committed felony theft and felony vandalism to my property on foreign trade zone grounds. What happened? I was reprimanded for letting him do it, even though we work different shifts, and it was caught on camera.

 

[Blimey]

Guy at work committed felony theft and felony vandalism to my property on foreign trade zone grounds. What happened? I was reprimanded for letting him do it, even though we work different shifts, and it was caught on camera.

That's called "justice"...or so I am told.

Anyway I didn't think to take a picture, I was just pissed off so I ripped them off and drove home.

And yeah, hentai furries. What I haz seen, can nevar be unseen.

 

[Milo Windby]

You were able to take it all off? Did it leave any marks on the car that need to be repaired?
If not then its not really Vandalism, its more like a very bad prank.

Don't get me wrong, I think that is a bit retarded of them to have done that.

 

[Blueruler182]

I had to wait to stop laughing before replying. Oh shit, here I go again...

Okay, now I'm good. A kid at my school walked up to me and said "You arrogant prick" before slapping me and walking away. Now, he had me right on the money, but he didn't know that. A guy called me up and said he hates me. Don't know the number, don't know the voice, and don't know anyone where he lives, but it's close enough that it's possible that I know him, and that irritates me. A friend of mine had his laptop shrinkwrapped. That was all in good fun, but it's funny nonetheless. Oh, and the asshat from the first sentence (the "arrogant prick" one) nearly ran me over in an alley. Well, his friend did, the asshat was on the hood of the car.

 

[ThaBenMan]

At this place that I used to work at, another guy that worked there drove a Geo Metro (a really small car). One day, me and 3 other guys each took a corner and were just about able to pick the thing up. We moved it into some really awkward angle that he would never be able to drive it out of, and waited to see his reaction. He thought it was pretty funny. We moved it back for him after.

Back in high school, some guys in my class stole a Colonel Sanders statue off of a bench at a local KFC. The dumbasses were caught because they developed pictures of themselves with the thing back at one of their homes and were turned in by the photo tech. They ended up having to pay for a new one (about $3,000), but they also ended up on an episode of a show that was on MTV about high school pranks.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Personally, I'd beat face. But maybe that's just me.

 

[Worgen]

sounds funny to me, mayhap you have been to vocal in certain areas

 

[DSK-]

I don't think it counts but myself and some friends put the george bush and bin laden "Make love not war" picture (Don't google it, it's NSFW) on all of the PC's in the room.

 

[lostzombies.com]

Seriously, some people have no shame. Some asshat(s) glued a shitload of pictures of furries to my car windows while I was at work today. Covered my goddamned windows with them.

The true bitchslap here is that I hate furries with a violent passion. Maybe this is karma.

No matter. Your job is to fucking RAAAAAAAAAGE with me. (And possibly relate stories of times you were vandalized in a bizarre, outlandish way.)

(And no, I didn't take a picture of it, although in retrospect I wish I had.)

Meh someone pissed on a war memorial here a while back

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220579/Carnage-Shame-drunken-student-caught-urinating-war-memorial-mass-pub-crawl.html

 

[Unesh52]

The true bitchslap here is that I hate furries with a violent passion.

That's really fucked up, but I have to take this opportunity to ask, why do folks hate furries so much? I mean, it's not that gross. And unless they make a habit of donning baseball team mascot costume to hump your leg or of molesting your dog, I can't see a reason for such a widespread animosity over a sexual preference. If they get off to that shit, more power to 'em.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Care to explain precisely why you hate furries, mmm?