Shameful, Shameful Vandalism

[Klarinette]

A bunch of paid vandals fucked up Elliott Smith's wall... I don't know whether or not it was ever cleaned up, but goddamn.

Vandalism is super common around where I live. There are two or three guys who have apparently made it their mission to tag the entire city, everywhere they can. If I ever meet either of these guys, I'm going to tag their face with my corkscrew. Why a corkscrew? Because I can, I dunno...

 

[II2]

Seriously, some people have no shame. Some asshat(s) glued a shitload of pictures of furries to my car windows while I was at work today. Covered my goddamned windows with them.

The true bitchslap here is that I hate furries with a violent passion. Maybe this is karma.

No matter. Your job is to fucking RAAAAAAAAAGE with me. (And possibly relate stories of times you were vandalized in a bizarre, outlandish way.)

(And no, I didn't take a picture of it, although in retrospect I wish I had.)

Considering you're saying so on a public forum... hazard a guess you've said so in meatlife a few times? Maybe with those diabolical furries lurking around, like an invisible subcult? Maybe the furry is someone you know well... a friend or family member who knows you hate it...

Even if it wasn't furries themselves it could have been one of the regular bastards who knew of your hate and wanted some lulz.

I guess there's a price to pay for yiffing with uppity fetishists.

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I'm just joking around, mind. I don't really "get" furries and personal vandalism IS a bad thing. Just don't be a h8r, y0.