Share some awkward moments!

[awesomeClaw]

Yup, one of these. I´m sure we´ve all had our share of embaressing, facepalming and cringeworthy moments, but the moment I had 20 minutes ago I believe takes the cake:

So, I´m going in to my kitchen for a late-night snack (a yoghurt). I casually look out the window and see a couple going at it. Impossible, I tell myself. You´re imagining things, bud. But no, there really is a couple going at it. How terribly impolite of them not to close the curtains.


Then I feel a sudden urge to use the restroom. And so I do. Then, about 40 seconds late, I once again enter my kitchen. I go forward to the refrigerator, take another casual glance out the window and see...the guy looking out the window. Yup, turns out one of them(the girl, probably.) must have seen me just when I turned around. And thus commenced a moment of complete awkwardness. And it was truly faceturningly, beet-toothingly agonizing to experience. Seriously, I had to splash water on my face just to psyche myself up enough to enter the kitchen again for my yoghurt.

So yeah, share your moments! Do you have one that can top mine? I dare you!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

"Happy Birthday!"
"You too!"

All the damn time...

 

[Worgen]

getting heat stroke for spending too much time with my head between a women's legs on a really hot day with the ac off, she got a bit freaked out

Id go into more detail but Im not sure if the mods would appreciate it

 

[darksakul]

When I found out a lot of my favorite sites support logging in with your "ahem" a Facebook Account. Very awkward, especially since I swore never to go to facebook again.

Seriously whats up with that garbage, and I am looking at you Escapist too.

 

[Twilight.falls]

Walked into a friend and his boyfriend having sex.
Quite the odd experience. They stopped, and after the shock of the situation subsided somewhat, I just waved at them and told them "Carry on." and left the room, shutting the door behind me.

They emerged a few minutes later saying that this experience ruined the mood for them. I apologized, we all laughed, and life went on.

 

[Ambi]

My sister and I were milling around the kitchen and my dad had made one of his stupid bigot remarks about homosexuality. My sister said, "I'm so disgusted I don't even know what to say. Lucky none of us are gay. I'd probably kill myself if I was gay, with people like you." We went around our business for a moment, before she added "Well, I speak for myself." "...I'm not gay," I said. It would've been really awkward if I was homosexual.

 

[el_kabong]

At one time, I was quite a nice guy. I became enamored with a girl that was hanging out with me and my friends. She put me in the friend zone and started having sex with my best friend at the time. Essentially, the deal was that I was kind of like the emotional part of a normal relationship and my friend was the physical side. Seemed like two halves of a whole. She'd come over and talk to me about her troubled past all night, go sleep with him, and I would give her the courtesy drive home when she woke me up for it. I did this for a few weeks before my mental state had become stressed to the point of breakdown. At which point, I broke off contact with the girl. I didn't just burn the bridge, I exploded it with nuclear hellfire. She actually tried to fist-fight me because of it, but was hauled off before getting within 20 ft. of me. After the emotional core broke, the physical side soon followed, as my friend wanted to break off the romantic fling with the girl.

Now, the really awkward part is this: After everything had gone down, the girl called my friend asking for a sober ride home from a house party. The girl had a history of drunk driving, so my friend didn't want to say no. Nor did he want her making advances and expecting more of it than just a ride home. His brilliant plan was to bring me along to exploit her animosity toward me to insure that she wasn't thinking of anything else but getting home. I agreed (like I said, I was a doormat, I mean nice guy). On top of the awkward that was already inherent in the car, we found that house party was actually only a 5 minutes walk from her place (looks like the ride wasn't what she really wanted). To go even further, while sitting in the back seat, she found an empty condom wrapper from my friend's other exploits with other girls. She had some weird notion that they were kind of a couple. After asking about the condom, she just sat in deafening silence, but I'm positive that she would have killed both of us if she had a knife on her. I've never seen a look on a woman's face like I did that night.

That shit was awkward.

 

[Akimbo_Slice]

Walking in on my supposed staight friend in a not so straight situation was funny and awkward for me, mostly because he gave me some shit for my orientation lol.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I was just about to set the alarm at my work, I was the last one to leave, when I looked up and saw a two teenagers going at it on the floor, I'm talking pants at the ankles, and in front of the nursery (we have one where I work), and since it's right in front of me I can clearly see them. I stopped and I couldn't move for several seconds before I darted out of sight, embarrassed, and I don't know if they saw me or not. After several minutes I peaked into the window and saw that they were gone, and I could finally leave.

I didn't know if I should've kicked them out or let them finish...

 

[Dogstile]

I tell really, really bad jokes to people i've just met. If they react badly and awkwardly, it means I won't get on with them that well.

Leads to many, many awkward moments. I love them :3

 

[laidtorest195]

My mom asking me if I wanted to have a bubble bath, despite being 18 years old I answered yes

 

[Jazoni89]

I once walked in on my friend's Mum taking a bath.

Jesus fucking Christ was that embarrassing, luckily I didn't see anything as she was covered in bubbles.

 

[Flutterguy]

I was being interrogated by police because I was tresspassing at a quarry, he said "What is your birthday" and I said "thank you" (it was my birthday), after that happened she searched me and confiscated my pot D:

 

[deserteagleeye]

This happened when I was 5. There was an assembly at the gym in my school where firemen were giving medals to some kids for something I totally forgot about. They called the kids up by name to receive the medals when suddenly they announced someone's name that sounded very much like mine. I was sitting there confused because I didn't remember doing anything special. Then everyone was looking at me because they thought the same. Everyone was like, "They called your name! GO!" I walked up to the fireman where he put the medal around my neck and I was still helplessly confused why I deserved this. Then a teacher told me that I heard wrong and took the medal from me and I shamefully walked back to my seat. <

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: coming insanely close to passing out while having sex in my shower. I don't think any moment surpasses this one, as having to tell my boyfriend to get the hell away from me so I could get some space before I keeled over really isn't an ideal thing to say in a "shower sex" situation.

 

[Grell Sutcliff]

when I was like 5 me and my parents were on a bus trip to see a baseball game along the way we stopped at Mcdonalds then we got back on the bus and I sat behind the bus driver, a couple minutes pass and I just throw up everything I ate all over the bus driver and he was so pissed and made my parents clean the bus while he went to wash up but the best part is that no one liked him and he still had puke all over his back and no one told him.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

I went to my cousin's wedding and I didn't like the cake.

The next day, both he and his bride came to my younger cousin's graduation party. We were about to eat cake when I said, "I hope it's better then the cake from last night!"

I completely forgot that they were right next to me.

 

[let's rock]

Mine was walking into the locker rooms at our school before school, because I left my binder in there. Now, my school doesn't make you take showers, but apparently, our art teacher still does before school. although she didn't see me, I asked a friend, WHY THE FUCK WAS SHE DOING THAT IN THE BOY'S LOCKER ROOM????? Apparently the girl's locker room showers don't work. Aslo, we have a video something class that apparently makes movies all day. A guy was changing when nobody was in there, not knowing the camera was on, due to the toilets in the bathroom being clogged up by some ************'s washcloth, and it smelling bad. The camera was live on every TV in every classroom in the school, and some in the hallways. When he was down to his boxers, we were worried he was going to take those off and give every female teacher we had a hart attack, so a friend pokes his head in the class room and says "Dude, you're live"


Also, a friend of mine is the assistant principal's helper, they caught a guy alone watching porn in the school's computer lab, but I didn't see that one happen. Last one, we put a double sided tape covered ice bad down a guys shirt as a prank, he had to take off his shirt to get it out, after that the principal was watching us all lunch period.

All normal at a southern highschool

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I logged onto MSN and saw that my fiend was also logged in on his IPod... Because he was on his IPod, it usually takes a couple of messages to attract his attention, so I just started spamming him (like I usually do) with whatever came to mind... Today I decided to send him the lyrics to the song I was listening to at the time, "Disasterpiece" by Slipknot...

...now, if you know the song you know where this is going... if you don't then

Spoiler: The Lyrics That I Sent

I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me-

It was at this point that I received the message

Bryce says "Why are you sending my son this???"

You said "... oh shit"

*logs out*