There was a time semi-recently when I was playing Twisted Fate in League. Y'know, one of the rare good TFs who don't lock a fuckin' Blue Card when ganking? The other team has a Tristana bot lane who as building AP for some reason (late night League, roll with it) which has questionable viability mid and is just plain bad bot because she's going to be starved for EXP when she needs levels in Rocket Jump to do any damage.
I was forced to fight her due to sub par positioning, she did her combo which almost killed me but I naturally replied with double her damage. I must have been on 200ish HP and my next cooldown was 2 seconds away, close but not close enough. Her autoattacks should finish me... Wait, no she has no damage? My next cards are off cooldown, seriously? Like, TF is squishy. I still don't get how she had such awful damage, I was on nothing but my health just seemed to not move after the boom boom boom combo. Seriously, just not move... at all.
Also ulting out of a gank is still stylish as fuck. I've gotten good at it too. The trick is to ult out of a suicidal push before you even see them on the map. Don't wait until they're already on you, if they're decent you'll be stunned, die and look like a total idiot. I've also played enough TF to just know instinctively when it's worth trying and when it would just be a total waste.
"I'm already gone." *ding*
I like to imagine them jumping on their hats in a rage for fun.
Also any Yasuo play ever. He's just designed to look swag as fuck at all times. Even if the things he says are gibberish nonsense. ASAYO! HASAGI! His ult sounds are even worse, it gets drowned out by the sound of slashing, your Shiv activating and the fact that he's not shouting his gibberish loud enough.
I was forced to fight her due to sub par positioning, she did her combo which almost killed me but I naturally replied with double her damage. I must have been on 200ish HP and my next cooldown was 2 seconds away, close but not close enough. Her autoattacks should finish me... Wait, no she has no damage? My next cards are off cooldown, seriously? Like, TF is squishy. I still don't get how she had such awful damage, I was on nothing but my health just seemed to not move after the boom boom boom combo. Seriously, just not move... at all.
Also ulting out of a gank is still stylish as fuck. I've gotten good at it too. The trick is to ult out of a suicidal push before you even see them on the map. Don't wait until they're already on you, if they're decent you'll be stunned, die and look like a total idiot. I've also played enough TF to just know instinctively when it's worth trying and when it would just be a total waste.
"I'm already gone." *ding*
I like to imagine them jumping on their hats in a rage for fun.
Also any Yasuo play ever. He's just designed to look swag as fuck at all times. Even if the things he says are gibberish nonsense. ASAYO! HASAGI! His ult sounds are even worse, it gets drowned out by the sound of slashing, your Shiv activating and the fact that he's not shouting his gibberish loud enough.
