To be crazy is to be a minority of one. So if you correct me you're racist.
That and:
Question everything. Trust no-one. Even if they answer your questions, save your life and set you up with a hot girl. They could be aliens
And for two I have stolen from somewhere:
Of course i am power-crazy. Have you tried being crazy without power? It's boring. No-one listens to you.
Don't be racist to the racists. Then you're as bad as them.