Share your most shameful habits

[Bofus Teefus]

I talk to myself and gesture when doing simple calculations in my head. Luckily, I don't walk down the street doing this. I would get netted by the po-po and locked up somewhere.

 

[space_oddity]

Every time i go to the toilet i glance up at the roof to make sure there isnt an enormous spider that will slowly descend on its web an bite the back of my neck while i pee.

 

[MattyDienhoff]

Every time i go to the toilet i glance up at the roof to make sure there isnt an enormous spider that will slowly descend on its web an bite the back of my neck while i pee.

I do that, for good reason, it happened once.

Okay, it wasn't an enormous spider and it didn't bite (or maybe it did but it didn't penetrate, dunno), but still, holy shit.

 

[DigitalSushi]

I kill people

ok, who?. and why are you ashamed of it?.

Possibly creeping someone out when I was honestly just trying to help.

please tell more!, sounds juicy.

I'm ashamed to lick my stubble, in fact i'm doing it now, I need a shave!.
I was walking through a shopping mall and all the girls were looking at me while I was daydreaming, and i thought to myself "yeah i'm the man", until I realised i was licking my stubble.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I kill people

ok, who?. and why are you ashamed of it?.

Possibly creeping someone out when I was honestly just trying to help.

please tell more!, sounds juicy.

I'm ashamed to lick my stubble, in fact i'm doing it now, I need a shave!.
I was walking through a shopping mall and all the girls were looking at me while I was daydreaming, and i thought to myself "yeah i'm the man", until I realised i was licking my stubble.

Bit awkward, but if they read this, which they may well do, I'm sorry, but I did mean it.

 

[beholdmycape]

Griefing on xboxLIVE while drunk

 

[space_oddity]

Every time i go to the toilet i glance up at the roof to make sure there isnt an enormous spider that will slowly descend on its web an bite the back of my neck while i pee.

I do that, for good reason, it happened once.

Okay, it wasn't an enormous spider and it didn't bite (or maybe it did but it didn't penetrate, dunno), but still, holy shit.

I hope you realise, because you said that now i will never be able to overcome this stupid habit.
I think it happened on Eight Legged Freaks or Arachnophobia or some other spider related film and now im paranoid.