Shiatsu Massage (and why it must be destroyed)

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

Lawl.

That is all.

 

[Ilovechocolatemilk]

10/10.

Would read again.

 

[AboveUp]

I don't know what's funnier, this review or the fact that the game is actually real.

Loved the review, made me laugh out loud a few times.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Dude... I hate to tell you this. But I think your anvil "wife" is a dude. Now I know it was probably made in Taiwan and some of those Thai lady boys can look very convincing. But see that big spike at the end? Kinda phallic don't you think?

lol, I know, but that was the best picture of an anvil I could find.
[small]Plus, they don't make anvils with vaginas anymore...[/small]

 

[Chrissyluky]

my friend downloaded the demo when he was idling browsing as he would >.> must i say it isnt very relaxing? he wanted to try the couples thing with clothes on of course that came to an abrupt no when i saw the first screen involving a controller and my ass. no thanks T.T back to dashboard.

 

[PsykoDragon]

Quick typo correction:
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That's a lot Shiatsu Massage!

Replace with

Thanks alot Shiatsu Massage!

Search for

...Desert...

Replace with

...Dessert...

 

[Knight Templar]

Quick typo correction:
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That's a lot Shiatsu Massage!

Replace with

Thanks alot Shiatsu Massage!

Isn't "A lot" two words?

 

[Devilgod27]

wow this game sounds completely.....horrifying......wait is there a happy ending? ^^

 

[AboveUp]

Search for

That's a lot Shiatsu Massage!

Replace with

Thanks alot Shiatsu Massage!

"A lot" is actually correct.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Wait, what is this crap?

I thought all the horrible 3rd party gimmick titles were on the Wii.

Oh, and hilarious review. I think maybe they intended that couple's massage thing to be a lot more sensuous than the end result.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Quick typo correction...

Got it, thanks.

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I guess this is what happens when the minds behind Wii Fit have kids, and they develop games for the Xbox. Just wait. In a few years, we'll be shelling out the better half of a Benjamin for 50 massage configurations!

 

[PsykoDragon]

Isn't "A lot" two words?

"A lot" is actually correct.

Wow, all this time I've been writing it wrong :/ so much for being the grammar police. Imma hafta rewire my brain now!

Got it, thanks.

My bad, I didn't know if "a lot" was a compound word or what, & now that I look at it, I dunno what I was thinking when I told you to switch "Dessert" with "Desert" :S

 

[wewontdie11]

Well I'm gonna buy it. The more people buy these games the more pieces of useless crap will be produced, the more reviews I'll have to laugh at.

 

[Gledar]

That 'Ocean' massage did look quite tempting, I must admit.

Very funny and accurate review, well done!

 

[traceur_]

What the hell?

Why the hell would someone want a massage from their 360 controller?

This sounds just as bad as one of those shiatsu things you sit in and those moving bumps massage your back, it fucking hurts! I swear that thing was trying to break my shoulder blade.