Shippers of the Escapist, do you ship Yahtzee and Jim Sterling.

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

I can't believe I'm asking this, especially seeing as how I don't really ship at all.

 

[Ratty]

Shipping real people is just all kinds of strange.
I can only imagine Jim and Yahtzee's reaction would look something like this

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...do you ship Yahtzee and Jim Sterling?

[sup][sup][sup]Apologies, couldn't find a Jim spit take gif.[/sup][/sup][/sup]
Not once. They are too far away for that and besides... Won't Jim be sacrificed for gamers sins at some point? I think he's not allowed to have a lover. They're rhyming buddies, that's all!

[sub]Seriously people, someone needs to make a Jim spit take gif![/sub]

 

[Fappy]

I ship Jim with Jim. What's better than one Jim Sterling? Another Jim Sterling bending him over a table.

...

I'll see myself out now.

 

[JoJo]

Nope, never crossed my mind, I thought it was common knowledge that Yahtzee has a secret crush on MovieBob? Jim is too much of a ladies (and mans) man to ever settle down [small]and I believe he already has a wife...[/small]

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

No... I do not ship them...because...

Jim...

Is...

MINE!

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM NOT YAHTZEE NOT NOBODY!

Captcha: Seriously? Okanagan Hockey Camp Vacation? Um... weird ad captcha's are weird...

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Nope, never crossed my mind, I thought it was common knowledge that Yahtzee has a secret crush on MovieBob? Jim is too much of a ladies (and mans) man to ever settle down [small]and I believe he already has a wife...[/small]

Like that ever stopped shippers before.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Don't ship Yahtzee cos fuck knows what will come with him from Jurassic Park Australia.
Jim cannot be shipped on his own cos he is more valuable as part of a set, with Holmes.

I'm starting to suspect that's not the kind of shipping they mean, or some one would have made a Joke about needing a big box for Jim.

 

[The Wonder of the net]

I imagine both would be hard to get in a box.... I think Jim would be the cheaper of the two to send.. at least in the USA but yahtzee you get screwed on all the money you spend on international rates.

Real note here based on their personalities it would be too had to make it seem real. Just because friends who have a dismissive and sometimes callous nature does not mean bed buddies they make. That is like shipping hitler and stalin. On paper they seem ok, hateful people and all that but in practice all you would see is heated arguments leading one to get drunk and get police that their home for domestic violence, And when you think who would be the aggressor I would think its Jim. He has a dildo bat, no man or woman should have one of those unless they are aggressive.

 

[FPLOON]

Yahtzee and Jim ship
Such a smexy power ship
I'm not for that ship

Anyway, we're better off with a new Escapist mini-series where Ben and Jim are trapped in room, having a back-and-forth conversation about video games and the like a la "Waiting For Godot"...

How would it end? ...You tell me, since the ending's too open-ended to have just one "true" ending, mind you...

 

[Ratty]

Nope, never crossed my mind, I thought it was common knowledge that Yahtzee has a secret crush on MovieBob?

Yeah this makes more sense. I can totally see MovieBob rubbing Yahtzee's shoulders after a stressful day of bad games before it turns into a cuddle.

(See that's how weird shipping real people sounds. ...I can still totally see that though.)

 

[Grach]

Nah, Jim has a wife. When a ship is official, all others burn down.

Yahtzee's gonna have to make do with that one barista that remembers his favourite drink.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

You see, Jim was the new kid on campus, and he needed help finding his classes. He was walking through the hallways, lost and nearly crying when he ran into Yahtzee and spilled his books on the ground. Yahtzee was a hot upper classman, he's been at Escapist University so much longer and he was just so handsome. Yahtzee, because he's a good guy like that, picked up Jim's books for him and offered to show him to his classes. Jim couldn't help but notice just how s-s-s-sugoi Yahtzee was. When Jim stops at his new dorm, he finds out he and Yahtzee are roommates, and he says, "i-it's not like I find you kawaii~~~~, Yahtzee-kun!" Then he trips and lands on Yahtzee and it looks like they're going to fuck each other right on the linolium floor, and Jim's like, "i-it's a good thing we're not g-gay, Yahtzee-sama."

In a scene after the first episode's credits, Yahtzee is alone in his dorm, wiping a tear, and the viewer can guess HE IS GAY ALL ALONG

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

It is going to be a good day...

OT: Shippers disturb me. There is such a thing as going too far and they have a habit of bringing bitter conflict where it is not welcome.

 

[Neverhoodian]

No no no, this shall not stand. It was bad enough with popular series like Star Trek and MLP, but now this?!

Drastic action must be taken! You know what to do, herr Kaleun!

Spoiler

 

[CrazyBlaze]

...do you ship Yahtzee and Jim Sterling?

[sup][sup][sup]Apologies, couldn't find a Jim spit take gif.[/sup][/sup][/sup]
Not once. They are too far away for that and besides... Won't Jim be sacrificed for gamers sins at some point? I think he's not allowed to have a lover. They're rhyming buddies, that's all!

[sub]Seriously people, someone needs to make a Jim spit take gif![/sub]

Let me say this to start.When I arrived at this post, you sir reeled me in with your gif. Its strength made me cry, I can no longer hear, and my head is no longer high.



OT: Well. Hmmm. Its not a ship I've thought about before. But Ive heard stranger ones. So my answer is a strong maybe.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I am literally here, in this current thread, because someone used this term on me recently... I had to ask what it was. Then it happened again, and I had to ask again because I had forgotten what it meant...

I hate this term... I really do... I don't know why, but when I hear it, and see the ammount of effort and thought that goes into this random speculation I get the shivers... Really!? :S

Then again... it could be fanfiction... then a part of me dies!

Also... the word is poorly conceived. It's a noun that already existed, which causes confusion, and it is an abbreviation of a word that rarely fits with the context it is used.

Seriously... how far do people take this? Are there people who literally sit there fantasizing about people/characters they know going on dates?

 

[Andy Shandy]

Ha, please. There's only two men Jim can ever be shipped with. They are, of course, Jonathan Holmes and Conrad Zimmerman's moustache.

OT: I don't really "get" shipping, but it wouldn't surprise me if people shipped Jim and Yahtzee. Probably TB as well, and they can have a big British games threesome, or whatever.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Eh, Australian p&p is...

Oh, that kind of ship?

I'm... no. I'm no. I don't think... anyone would... I didn't know anyone did.

I will not die for this ship.