Shippers of the Escapist, do you ship Yahtzee and Jim Sterling.
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Could someone maybe explain what the hell is going on here?
Some comments gives me a few clues but I'm fucking lost.
Some comments gives me a few clues but I'm fucking lost.
Actually if it happened I'd imagine it as Jim and TB would be sex slaves to the mentor of all snarky British games Jurno's; Charlie Brooker, but it'd be up to Yahtzee to free them from such tyranny and slowly teach the untrusting and emotionally and (of course physically) abused pair to love again, only this goes too far and both develop feelings for Yahtzee but Yahtzee picks Jim, in a fit of jealous rage TB disappears into the wilderness to join the Pol-Aris peoples where he finds love with his true soulmate: Jesse Cox.
The sequel builds up to a war between Jim and Yahtzees army of freed slaves or "Escapists" and TB and Cox's Pol-Aris forces for control of the land, but this ends with each side taking a prisoner, Cox takes Yahtzee and TB is captured before being handed to the Escapists Moviebob for "punishment."
The final part ends in a massive battle, where Jim and Yahtzee are finally reunited, only for Jim to take a spear to the chest before they embrace, the burning jealous eyes of TB weilding the blade cut into Yahtzee's soul and he's left no choice but to slaughter TB and the Pol-Aris (maybe some kind of super saiyan thing going on), before realising only under one master can true Snark be claimed and so with a heavy heart and his new lover Moviebob they ascend the throne formerly of Charlie Brookers... and now theirs to rule over all of Nerdia forever.
In an epilogue, many years later it's discovered that Jim's tomb is now empty and a man is preaching to the people spreading knowledge and morality as he goes, most identify him as the prophet Chungus... and they thank God for him.
Someone with better writing skills... MAKE THAT HAPPEN!
The sequel builds up to a war between Jim and Yahtzees army of freed slaves or "Escapists" and TB and Cox's Pol-Aris forces for control of the land, but this ends with each side taking a prisoner, Cox takes Yahtzee and TB is captured before being handed to the Escapists Moviebob for "punishment."
The final part ends in a massive battle, where Jim and Yahtzee are finally reunited, only for Jim to take a spear to the chest before they embrace, the burning jealous eyes of TB weilding the blade cut into Yahtzee's soul and he's left no choice but to slaughter TB and the Pol-Aris (maybe some kind of super saiyan thing going on), before realising only under one master can true Snark be claimed and so with a heavy heart and his new lover Moviebob they ascend the throne formerly of Charlie Brookers... and now theirs to rule over all of Nerdia forever.
In an epilogue, many years later it's discovered that Jim's tomb is now empty and a man is preaching to the people spreading knowledge and morality as he goes, most identify him as the prophet Chungus... and they thank God for him.
Someone with better writing skills... MAKE THAT HAPPEN!
But it's just her job!Grach said:
This is what I was going to actually say, though. Jim already ships himself with Jonathan, so most of the work is done for everyone! And thanks to the glory that is the Dismal Jesters, we might eventually see a physical manifestation of their eternal love.Andy Shandy said:
Is it really shipping when they're so clearly an item?
I kid...I kid...This thread's creepy enough.
I kid...I kid...This thread's creepy enough.
You and me both, dude. Upon seeing the thread title, I thought it would be something like buying their videos physically and having them shipped over to you via post or something.DanielBrown said:
Gabe never did finish telling the anecdote about how to tell when the barista actually likes you.Grach said:
That's vital information Yahtzee needs to know! How else will he be able to make a move!
It's a definite BROtp for me, but I'm having trouble imagining them as a romantic pairing. Maybe I just need to read a good fanfic or something first. They just don't have good chemistry!
bioshockedcriticjrr said:
...Why ARE you asking this question? D:
Anyways, no. Yahtzee + Clone Yahtzee: OTP. <3
Yeah I am almost afraid to Google what the heck might be under discussion here? In fact, scratch that - I AM afraid and won't be doing so. So, carry on with? whatever this is, I hope you are enjoying.zumbledum said:
not the triple-c**ted hookerGrach said:
Please tell me you meant to say the triple-c**ted hooker.
Dont worry its not that bad. They are just talking about killing them using their bones to build a boat, and their tanned skin to waterproof it, see perfectly normal. I think it would be a good fit their respective sizes would give a good range of part to make a well crafted boat.Mylinkay Asdara said:
The only man good enough for Jim Sterling is Jonathan Holmes and to imply otherwise is sacrilege, my good sir.
Yeah I think that's what most of us said.Jimothy Sterling said:
In this instance "ship" = relationship. Shippers are devoted fans/advocates of a particular pairing of characters, usually one that isn't canon. Like say someone who really thinks Spock and Kirk are perfect for each other[footnote]One of the oldest and most famous "slash fiction ships".[/footnote] or that Leia and Lando makes more sense than Leia and Han. Shippers will often make art of the characters together, as well as impassioned pleas explaining why their chosen pairing is the "correct" one. And it's not that unusual to see different shipping factions fight amongst themselves.Mylinkay Asdara said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, mission accomplished. Lurker out.Jimothy Sterling said:
*hops aboard magical rainbow squid and blasts off into space*
TheYellowCellPhone said:
Not much of a shipper myself, but i'm sure they've been shipped from hell to back. Just look through the dark reaches of the interwebs and there is rule 34 fanart of them floating around.
oh Jim, you honestly can't be surprised by this, right?Jimothy Sterling said: