I once had a birthday on friday the 13th. It was one of the best birthdays ever. =)Your once and future Fanboy said:
"Shit, I broke it!"
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in the same day i managed to; lose my debit card, wash my ipod and drop my phone in a cup of tea. Was not impressed!
Haven't broken much in a while (by accident).
A took a chip out of a mates glass table whilst drunkenly playing with the dog by being a dog.
Broke an outdoor chimney thing just by touching it, it just crumbled by my mighty prod.
Only other thing I've broke is my wetsuit by getting smashed about on rocks and having cuts put in it. A wetsuit that constantly lets cold water onto your nipples isn't much use.
A took a chip out of a mates glass table whilst drunkenly playing with the dog by being a dog.
Broke an outdoor chimney thing just by touching it, it just crumbled by my mighty prod.
Only other thing I've broke is my wetsuit by getting smashed about on rocks and having cuts put in it. A wetsuit that constantly lets cold water onto your nipples isn't much use.
iPod headphones. They work fine for a bit, but every pair has died eventually without fail. Oh, and I destroyed a friend's PS2 once, although I think it was already on it's way out.
Haha, thanks! But now I own like my 4th ps2. Still my favorite console eva!!!The Disk Thrower said:
i never break anything (besides that ONE time i dropped my DS and the top halve was just hanging on by a few wires... still works ok) but my brother is an insta breaking machine, especially with controllers. in total i think its something like...
-3 ps2 controllers
-5 N64 controllers
-1 Xbox controller
-2 tv remotes
-1 ds charger
-3 remote control cars
-my Xbox, twice
-about 30 cds/game disks
-one of my books (spilt water on it)
-2 flash-drives
-a couple hundred pencils
-put a hole through his wall
-a few game cases
-one of my pewter dragon statues
-a floor tile
-a guitar string
-a keyboard
-threw his DS at a wall (broke it)
-2 dinner plates and a bowl
-and he's lost several pieces of jewelery
there's a lot more than this, but this is just what i can think of.
-3 ps2 controllers
-5 N64 controllers
-1 Xbox controller
-2 tv remotes
-1 ds charger
-3 remote control cars
-my Xbox, twice
-about 30 cds/game disks
-one of my books (spilt water on it)
-2 flash-drives
-a couple hundred pencils
-put a hole through his wall
-a few game cases
-one of my pewter dragon statues
-a floor tile
-a guitar string
-a keyboard
-threw his DS at a wall (broke it)
-2 dinner plates and a bowl
-and he's lost several pieces of jewelery
there's a lot more than this, but this is just what i can think of.
My sister's still work fine, but mine always died. The sound would go fuzzy, then one speaker would go, and then it just starts squawking at you. Eventually I got tired of replacing them and got some Skullcandy headphones. The sound's so much better, and I'm hoping they'll be more reliable, too.Polaris19 said:
I seem to destroy headphones at a hell of a rate, either one bud breaks or the cable snaps.
I also had a tv actually explode when I was playing on my PS2 years ago. I was just playing and thought I could smell something a bit musty, ignored it then BLAM back of the tv flew off, screen exploded sending glass everywhere and there was smoke, lots of smoke. Best of all, my dad went "fucking games...break everything" not the fact it was a tv with no brand.
I also had a tv actually explode when I was playing on my PS2 years ago. I was just playing and thought I could smell something a bit musty, ignored it then BLAM back of the tv flew off, screen exploded sending glass everywhere and there was smoke, lots of smoke. Best of all, my dad went "fucking games...break everything" not the fact it was a tv with no brand.
I'm not too bad with breaking stuff, though I have gone through a ridiculous amount of guitar leads (lost count how many). Apart from that, I think two 360s, a mobile (cell) phone and a couple of pairs of earphones.
Once managed to blow up a monitor.
We used to have a machine where it wouldn't power off automatically, so you had to press the off button after it had shut down.
The next PC we had turned off after shutting down, and then the monitor would power down shortly after. In an automaton state, I ended up pressing the PC's button just after it turned off. Somehow, I magically managed to time it so the monitor tried to turn on and off at the same time. Apparently it didn't like it, and went bang. Think it got replaced under warranty lol.
Edit: Remembered other things I've killed. Killed the obligatory number of earphone wires (yay) and a mobile - a Nokia 3310. I killed it by hitting it against a wall (I was having stress issues, and phone being a pain and dropping calls wasn't helping), and managed to dislodge the mic/wiring in it, and then noone could hear me on calls lol.
Current phone holding on strong so far... bounces off walls too
(Samsung E250 iirc). Not thrown it in a long time tho.
We used to have a machine where it wouldn't power off automatically, so you had to press the off button after it had shut down.
The next PC we had turned off after shutting down, and then the monitor would power down shortly after. In an automaton state, I ended up pressing the PC's button just after it turned off. Somehow, I magically managed to time it so the monitor tried to turn on and off at the same time. Apparently it didn't like it, and went bang. Think it got replaced under warranty lol.
Edit: Remembered other things I've killed. Killed the obligatory number of earphone wires (yay) and a mobile - a Nokia 3310. I killed it by hitting it against a wall (I was having stress issues, and phone being a pain and dropping calls wasn't helping), and managed to dislodge the mic/wiring in it, and then noone could hear me on calls lol.
Current phone holding on strong so far... bounces off walls too
(Samsung E250 iirc). Not thrown it in a long time tho.
Well.....
-The joysticks on my controllers always seem to go out on me.
-Every set of earphones I've owned have blown out.
-My PS2 power cord died.
-My PS1 is just plain garbage.
-I broke my copy of Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
-I lost the battery cover on my GBA.
-I have dropped almost every handheld I've owned.
-My 360 got a RROD.
-I broke my favorite CD player.
-Also, I drop my soda frequently. (yeah, I know. It's not electronic..........hurr durr flurr burr wurr...)
..........that's the havoc I usually cause.
-The joysticks on my controllers always seem to go out on me.
-Every set of earphones I've owned have blown out.
-My PS2 power cord died.
-My PS1 is just plain garbage.
-I broke my copy of Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
-I lost the battery cover on my GBA.
-I have dropped almost every handheld I've owned.
-My 360 got a RROD.
-I broke my favorite CD player.
-Also, I drop my soda frequently. (yeah, I know. It's not electronic..........hurr durr flurr burr wurr...)
..........that's the havoc I usually cause.
Fan number 1
Fan number 2
Fan number 3
Fan number 4
Nintendo Wii (no longer plays discs)
Dvd player
and countless headsets (i think im on number 7 now)
Fan number 2
Fan number 3
Fan number 4
Nintendo Wii (no longer plays discs)
Dvd player
and countless headsets (i think im on number 7 now)
I'm very careful with my electronic objects, and even when I do drop them they are still functioning properly. However, when I do break something, it's usually resulting from a long spectacular fall where bits and pieces of the object are flung in many various directions. (i.e. my old PS2.)
(i.e. my old PS2.)
I seem to break people more than things... apparently my charming and gregarious nature causes the brains of the lesser mortals around me to make little ding noises and go into a stupor. It might be the amount of time I spend referring to my sex life that causes them to go comatose, though.
So, anybody else horny?
*running away, giggling*
So, anybody else horny?
*running away, giggling*