Should I have retaliated?

[Corporal Bill]

Basically today I was hanging in the park with two mates and this arsehole who i told a teacher was probs late cause he was smoking.

Then today his girlfriend slapped me out the blue.

Then later pulled my hair slapped me again and bit my back real hard eaving a mark thats going to scar.

Now the discussuion value is: As a man would you have retaliated? Would you have got her off you what would you have done?

Me personally just sat and took it and did nothing and walked away not crying or screaming or in intense pain just walked away calmly.

Discuss away

EDIT: Sorry about my grammar fail. I meant to say *today I was hanging at the park with two mates then this arsehole appeared with his mates and then his girlfriend comes over and slaps me out of the blue*.

EDIT 2: if you think i was "ratting on him" or he was my friend your wrong one:Mr. Boyle did nothing about daniel smoking and two everybody says hes away smoking while the teacher does the register

 

[Jedoro]

After the initial attack, I would just stare her down. If she tried anything else at that point, I'd fight back.

 

[El Poncho]

**** punt.

Nah I joke, I would probably push her away or try restrain her from hitting me.

 

[nunqual]

She bit you on the back? Like FargoDog said, ask her what the fuck she's doing.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[TheYellowCellPhone]

I can half understand what is being said/written.

But for the girlfirend thing, personally I'd go to her home, soak her bed in honey, molasses and syrup.

 

[Charisma]

i would have broken down and cried and asked her what i did wrong and begged her to forgive me

and bought her flowers

 

[2fish]

Push and trip yes, hit her? Not yet, it may happen but at the point you reached. I save real violence for real threats... She sounds more like a tapeworm than a threat.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Just walking away is the mature thing to do. The way she's acting, incidentially, is very immature. Just grin and bare it for a while. If things get to be too much to deal with, you'd still be better to report her too than to retaliate in some way.

 

[Cherry Cola]

In a situation like this, there's only one question you can ask yourself:


[sub]Though just asking her what the hell she's doing is a good idea too[/sub]

 

[Gabanuka]

In this day and age many people preach equality between sexes, so I like to treat that kinda ***** the same way I would treat a man who did it.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Crazy *****, smack a ho!

Seriously though, you're back? How the fuck, did she look like this?

Spoiler

Seriously though, I would've pushed her hard, it doesn't hurt, it's just a shock and a good way to communicate the message that biting backs isn't appreciated. Although, I imagine she'd then run at you and try and slap you or something, so you'd have to dodge or grab her arms and call her a **** directly in the face.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

*Before reading OP*

Yes, always retaliate.

*After*

Put lots of glass in your hair and spray Raid all over your back, and try and get her to do it again. Vengeance!

 

[similar.squirrel]

I wouldn't hit a girl. Maybe bite her back, though..

What's this business about a teacher smoking? What has it got to do with you being bitten by this young lady?

 

[demoman_chaos]

I would have asked what the hell on teh first one, hit back after the second. Open hand, of course, stings more and has a higher potential to leave a mark that would remind her that she probably shouldn't be such a *****.

The biting thing, she deserved a hard elbow to the head for that bullshit. I would get yourself a rabies check, never know what diseases that ***** could have been carrying.

If she persists, perhaps a good swift kick to the ribs or legs with fix her attitude. If you want, you can put her in something like an armbar or some other submission and tell her next time, you break it.

 

[Arkley]

I'm a big supporter of gender equality in all aspects of life and I don't believe in the numerous double standards that exist in spite of this supposed equality. I wholeheartedly believe that if a woman is going to hit a man, she'd damn well better be prepared to fight like one. The first slap, I'd let go. She was mad, and we all get annoyed and lash out at some point. But if it continued, you can be damn sure she'd get the same punch any fella would get in the same situation.

 

[Kiefer13]

The first slap, if it was completely out of the blue, I'd probably just be more shocked at and demand to know why the hell she just did that. If it went any further than that though, damn right I'd fight back. I'm a feminist, don't believe in double standards and being female does not give you the right to assault people with impunity.