Should I Join Twitter?

[Tucker154]

No dont do it man!Dont become one of those mindless zombies!Shit,I have the earge to tweet this.NOOOOO!Dont do it!

 

[delet]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Always_Remain]

It's not that bad. Why not?

 

[Snotnarok]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

 

[YawehG]

Don't do it unless you already have people that are interested in your thoughts

 

[delet]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

 

[Dr. Danger]

I don't see a point to using Twitter unless you're on your mobile phone. But even then the necessity of it all is questionable.

I am, however, not above lurking select celebrity twitters. Eli Roth is a funny basterd.

 

[Snotnarok]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

*Goes to Twitter* Going...to....lose ...head....to ...cannon that...fires ...pancakes. There! Now I can die happy ...but I don't smoke :|

 

[Mr. Gency]

Don't do it.
If you're, however, going to try to be funny then by all means go ahead.


Just make sure your funny or I'll do absolutely nothing at all.

 

[asdasdasdasda]

Tweeting.

Just say it out loud and you'll realize how dumb it is.

Seriously, go ahead.

Tweeting.

Tweet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[x0ny]

Are you famous? If not, then don't bother registering.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would if I knew some people on there

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

It's not as revolutionary as you'd think. Most of it is just bullshit, and the wading through thereof.

The same goes for blogs in general. Blogs = bullshit, microblogs = microbullshit, but still shit no matter how you look at it.

 

[delet]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

*Goes to Twitter* Going...to....lose ...head....to ...cannon that...fires ...pancakes. There! Now I can die happy ...but I don't smoke :|

Neither do I... Well, you gotta at least have a cigarette in your mouth, firing-squad tradition in all. Just don't light it up and thing'll be fine.

 

[Snotnarok]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

*Goes to Twitter* Going...to....lose ...head....to ...cannon that...fires ...pancakes. There! Now I can die happy ...but I don't smoke :|

Neither do I... Well, you gotta at least have a cigarette in your mouth, firing-squad tradition in all. Just don't light it up and thing'll be fine.

Can't I just chew gum? Can't we just be friends!? :C!

 

[delet]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

*Goes to Twitter* Going...to....lose ...head....to ...cannon that...fires ...pancakes. There! Now I can die happy ...but I don't smoke :|

Neither do I... Well, you gotta at least have a cigarette in your mouth, firing-squad tradition in all. Just don't light it up and thing'll be fine.

Can't I just chew gum? Can't we just be friends!? :C!

Hmmm... Well, I need to shoot someone with this pancake; I can't die happily otherwise. Find me someone's head to blast off and we can be the bestest of friends!

 

[Snotnarok]

No, it's a horrible place.

"Hey, I'm eating a cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm eating another cheeto!"

"Hey, I'm choking on a cheeto right now!"

"Hey, help me stop choking fellow tweeters!"

"- Is Dead -"

...

On second thought, I might join just to do that.

Damn, I was going to say that. This is all twitter is, it's filled with BORED people who are just going about their day, fair enough, but they're tweating about eating, playing a game, scratching their butt. It's just not something I look forward to reading.

Let's see what Aby_Z has tweated today! ...Scratched butt...well that's all the excitement I needed today! Woo twitter!

Sorry Aby_Z I needed a example you understand right? You're not going to go berserk and stab me in the back with a carrot right? ....Right?

No, no of course not. Of course not...

[sub][sub]I'd prefer to use a pancake.[/sub][/sub]

I knew it I'm dead, alright make with the Banana pancake stabbing, I deserve it! :C!

Put on a blind fold and start smokin' a cigarette. My preferred form of homicide is death via high-speed pancake and I'm gettin' out my Pancake Cannon. Say goodbye to your head!

*Goes to Twitter* Going...to....lose ...head....to ...cannon that...fires ...pancakes. There! Now I can die happy ...but I don't smoke :|

Neither do I... Well, you gotta at least have a cigarette in your mouth, firing-squad tradition in all. Just don't light it up and thing'll be fine.

Can't I just chew gum? Can't we just be friends!? :C!

Hmmm... Well, I need to shoot someone with this pancake; I can't die happily otherwise. Find me someone's head to blast off and we can be the bestest of friends!

Neonbob, he deserves it after having 22k posts! He's lived a full life.