I'm glad you feel this way.. See, I belong to an Alien consortium that favors lesser-species across the galaxy as a delicacy. This includes humans. Anyway, the problem is we also believe in some level of sovereignty, and we disallow the eating of species who do not willingly submit to it, or do not believe in it themselves.teqrevisited said:We're smarter than them and they taste nice. That's all the justification I need.
So, I am very pleased once again to hear your acknowledgement that you believe in this philosophy. I therefore sign you up as a willing participant in being eaten alive testicles first. As soon as your life-contract reaches it's stated expiration date, you will be whisked away. You are not as smart as the beings who consume you. You understand.