I would like to point out he was using what looked like the Hartford Whalers team, who are now defunct, so how good can you possibly be when you're playing with a team that no longer exists. And on that note, really? You got Taylor Hall? The rookie who's out for the season, probably wont come back as good as he was, and was majorly overrated (he plays for the Oilers. ANYONE with skill looks good on the Oilers. They're the 30th ranked team and have been a joke of the NHL for a while now).
Though Shanahan is a (somewhat) good choice to make up for it, though you need to get the Sedins, or Crosby, or Ovi, or Chara. And if you know who any of those are you should pat yourselves on the back. XD
Sorry, hockey nerded myself there. Anyway, that was pretty funny. I liked the game restaurant skit.
EDIT: Guess I should make myself a bit clear, cause I'm sure I'm going to get quoted on it, I know thats the names of their staff its just funny and coincidental.