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spiggy

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I would come up with my own, but it will never come close to this: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/1051162624.html
 

EeveeElectro

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deewank said:
how about go suck a monkeys dick you cock gobbling cum sucking donkey fucker
You sound like a 14 year old on XBox Live.
Or an e-thug who tries to look cool by shoving every insult into a word.
 

NotAPie

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Pancake Titties.
:3...
Go shit bricks, Piss sand, And cry acid.
:3...
Dont think about the piss sand too hard tho, that would hurt.
I mean just think about it running out of your- :3 hi there.
 

Neonbob

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Thank you for providing yet another reason for my undying hatred of the common man. If nothing else, your being born took up the space that could have been used to store a comatose rapist. Every breath you take is an affront to all the gods ever created, and a waste of truly precious oxygen.

On the list of usefulness, you rank just above a dead toddler.
 

Brotherofwill

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Your face looks like modern art.

You have a face that only a mother could love.


What's up with all the swearing though? Just saying random insults and obscenities does not make for a creative insult.
 

GruntOwner

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"So help me God, one of these days I am going to rip your spine out through your urethra and strangle you with it"
 

Neonbob

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elitepie931 said:
Neonbob said:
On the list of usefulness, you rank just above a dead toddler.
Ouch, that one made my chest hurt xD
Yes! I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor!

Another one I like is:
I'm going to put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have athlete's foot on your tongue.
 

FinalGamer

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I will beat you so hard your heart will howl with anguish and your ancestors shall all be cursed with their hearts screaming in pain upon their death, including your own parents.
 

Barry93

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Thou art a loggerheaded flap-mouthed rump-fed beef-witted maggot pie.

Shakespearean insults ftw.
 

similar.squirrel

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"You pisser in the communal shower that is life."

I've never used it, as I'm not the insulting type.
More of a..contemplate-on-what-I'd-do-to-you-had-I-telekinetic-powers person.