Show me your creativity

[Neonbob]

On the list of usefulness, you rank just above a dead toddler.

Ouch, that one made my chest hurt xD

Yes! I'm not the only one with a twisted sense of humor!

Another one I like is:
I'm going to put my foot so far up your ass, you'll have athlete's foot on your tongue.

Oh Yeah!?
Well...Your about as useful as you are, and let me tell you buddy' thats way less then a dead toddler.
>_> Yeah, I messed around with your first joke whatcha going to do about it?
HM?!
:3, Want a cookie?

My assassin ninjas are on their way. Make your peace with whatever god you hold dear.
And I'd love a cookie.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Trangina
Tagerine
Knobjockey
your mums so fat she has a high rate of heart failure
Cookie? ;3

 

[jebussaves88]

BUS WANKERS!

 

[T-Bone24]

BUS WANKERS!

Great line that was.

How about, Captain of the Fail Boat?

Whenever I see someone fail, I just go "Toot toot". It's short for "Toot toot, all aboard the Fail Train!"

 

[Merteg]

No, you!

 

[Archemetis]

"believe me when I say it's taking all of my tremendous willpower NOT to vomit on you." - A line from a short movie i'm writing for college xD

another one:

"I have a name you know"
"Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't realise, i'm such a bastard, see it must have been overshadowed by the fact that you're MY FUCKING PROPERTY! *****!"

 

[Vrex360]

Okay here's one:
I have friend who shall remain anonymous and he has this girlfirend and he told me and another guy about how she and he slept together. However he didn't quite finish before they were interrupted so we mocked him a lot for 'going in the doorway, entering the hall, then leaving without even leaving a parting gift'.
Think about it.

It got better though when later on he left class giving the reason 'I can't be fucked'.
To which I said:
"that's probably the same reason you never finished up with that girl."

Yeah it was mean but we all knew we were just fooling.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

shite hawk

 

[maddawg IAJI]

(I use this as a response to all the immature Xbox players who make jokes about sleeping with my mom)

Sorry my mom wasen't home last night...But my brother said he had a good time.

 

[Jharry5]

I've seen amoeabas with more depth of personality than you have.

That's all I've got at the moment.

 

[Archemetis]

"I'm gagging on the air around you, I hate you that much..."

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I'm sorry did you say something...

 

[deewank]

ALL OF YOU CAN GO FUCK A TREE!!!!!!. Well that one was weird

 

[LeonLethality]

"You addle patted foul complexioned scofflaw" an insult to make a dictionary proud... if a dictionary could be proud - ferris FF5

I used this since I played ff5 its very fun to say

 

[deewank]

"You addle patted foul complexioned scofflaw" an insult to make a dictionary proud... if a dictionary could be proud - ferris FF5

I used this since I played ff5 its very fun to say

Ummmmmmmmmm...... Fuck.........you.........yeah just that

EDIT: I love this thread

EDIT: Just playin wit you dude

 

[DamianSummers]

I call people Geese... most often with the phrase Silly Goosie. I think it's pretty original.