Read this [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2194_24-perfect-insults-youll-wish-you-thought-first_p5/]. And although it's from a game, this is by far my favorite burn for many reasons.
Sick burns? You ain't got nothing on this one...
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Most of those are crap (As befitting a Cracked article), and several of them are generic beyond belief.
That being said, Oliver's Hawking interview is a glorious display of burns.
That being said, Oliver's Hawking interview is a glorious display of burns.
The sickest burn is and always will be "You think Melissa McCarthy is funny"
anything else is just white noise compared to the utter devastation done to the human soul as being told those six words. Wouldn't surprise me at all if the UN deems it a war-crime.
anything else is just white noise compared to the utter devastation done to the human soul as being told those six words. Wouldn't surprise me at all if the UN deems it a war-crime.
Most of these are pretty terrible.
Also, considering that "Larry the Cable Guy" is an act, I think David Cross is actually burning himself here by looking like a fool.
Also, considering that "Larry the Cable Guy" is an act, I think David Cross is actually burning himself here by looking like a fool.
I can think of a few burns that would be sicker and more devastating, if a touch dated.Silentpony said:
"You're more annoying than Andy Dick."
"Paulie Shore will always be funnier than you."
and
"You like Uwe Boll movies."
Whoa whoa whoa! We all agreed to stop mentioning Paulie Shore when Dogma came out!!twistedmic said:
I don't get #19.
I really want to 'cause I love House Of Cards but you're better off asking a log about politics than me so what's the joke here?
I really want to 'cause I love House Of Cards but you're better off asking a log about politics than me so what's the joke here?