Sigh....bowser's just kidnapped the princess again...

[pulse2]

What will you do? And how will you ensure you don't have to go through this tedious ordeal yet again?

 

[NeutralDrow]

Rescue her.

It doesn't seem worth it to kill Bowser, and he never seems to harm Peach at all, so I don't think I'd do much beyond that.

 

[Ninjat_126]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

 

[Magical Crab]

I'll kidnap her right back and call dibs.

So there.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'll congratulate Bowser on a job well done and move to another kingdom.

 

[Johann610]

Establish that Constitutional Monarchy (wark wark).

 

[DasDestroyer]

I'll go to the wrong castle to save her.
Then when I realize it was the wrong castle, I will find out which castle she REALLY is in, and then check every single castle except that one.

 

[kasperbbs]

That girl is too much trouble, let him keep her, i'll just grab one of her doppelgangers from another castle and no one will notice that shes gone.

 

[Jegsimmons]

say "FUCKING KEEP HER!!!" and move back to italy to get a SMART woman.

 

[Shakomaru]

Go test for Aperture. they should be VERY interested with Mario....
or find her, and then kill her. because its not only bowser who's always after her...

 

[Liam Riordan]

Use my 100 Charisma skill to convince Bowser to get a job in Nightclub security.

Then use my 100 strength to slap the Princess back into that castle.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Let him have that mentally deficient twat. I'll just steal Daisy from Luigi.

 

[GrimHeaper]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

You would need more than the BFG 9000 to kill him...

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Find her location via the tracking chip I had placed in her head the second time she was kidnapped.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Play my PC, drink soda and eat sweeties with Bowser until that idiot Mario shows up again -.-...

I mean err....

Stupid Princess! What an Idiot getting kidnapped again! *looks around furtively*

Spoiler: Just for fun a silly piece of my artwork I did.

 

[Canid117]

Say "Fuck it" and go buy a pizza.

 

[GrimHeaper]

Play my PC, drink soda and eat sweeties with Bowser until that idiot Mario shows up again -.-...

I mean err....

Stupid Princess! What an Idiot getting kidnapped again! *looks around furtively*

Just for fun a silly piece of my own artwork

Spoiler: Just for fun a silly piece of my own artwork

Princess peach fallout? I would play it...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Play my PC, drink soda and eat sweeties with Bowser until that idiot Mario shows up again -.-...

I mean err....

Stupid Princess! What an Idiot getting kidnapped again! *looks around furtively*

Just for fun a silly piece of my own artwork

Spoiler: Just for fun a silly piece of my own artwork

Princess peach fallout? I would play it...

Ruler of the 'Mushroom' Kingdom! see what I did thar.

 

[LFC Scouser]

Call Bowser tell him to keep her and check the employment listings for kingdoms in need of mindless hero to save kingdom.

 

[kidd25]

the derp. how. he¿ he stole my stolen princess man mario is gonna be pissed when he finds out.