Sigh....bowser's just kidnapped the princess again...

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Implant bomb in Princess.

Set off bomb when kidnapped.

Two problems solved, find a smarter woman.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Install Daisy as ruler of the mushroom kingdom. What now, Bowser?
(Note: If there's some kind of Wa-Bowser waiting to kidnap Daisy so Luigi has to go rescue her, then sod it. I'm moving to Hyrule)

 

[Jungy 365]

Establish a soviet state in which every mushroom has equal rights.

 

[lacktheknack]

I got to save her from this guy?

You can keep her.

What is this I don't even

Well, if I wasn't about to kill Bowser for once and for all, the above video has convinced me to do so.

 

[fragmaster09]

okay, i'd go to dev console, skip all the platforming i'll inevitably do, merge the game with Fallout 3, pick up the fat man, take Peach away, fire it, hope i don't die as well as her, and 'eat' my 'cake' that she offered me...(see zero punctuation for the 'cake' idea)

 

[Kevlar Eater]

He can keep her. Peach is a useless slut, regardless.

 

[RA92]

Save her? Are you kidding me? With her gone from the mushroom kingdom, I'll basically be the new drug dealing overlord!

Wonder how good I'll look with some bling on.

 

[RA92]

<double post, disregard>

 

[Ninjat_126]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

We did that. He came back as Dry Bowser.

4. While Bowser is still adjusting to having no skin/flesh, smash up the bones with the Donkey Kong hammer and separate the pieces.

5. Take the important bones away.

6. Grind the important bones to dust (eg. Skull, arms/legs) and put them in an airtight container filled with water.

7. Weigh down the container, seal it shut and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.

Now if he revives, he's missing his skull and/or arms and legs! And he can't get at them, since they're at the bottom of the ocean and ground down to dust anyway.

(PS. This isn't foolproof. He could still somehow come back.)

 

[Iron Lightning]

Join Bowser. He doesn't seem like such a bad guy.

As captcha says, we should cut him some "wiketer SLACK."

 

[Souplex]

Keeping Bowser around gives the Mushroom Kingdom a legitimate threat to keep them working hard.

 

[vashthblackseed]

Go kidnap Bowser and see how he likes it.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Let him. Anyone kind enough to kidnap that brain-dead moron, I have no problem with.

 

[electric_warrior]

Let her sort herself out this time. The ***** never learns! Every year or so she gets kidnapped and you have to wonder if she's stupid, or is attention seeing or whatever. She's like a character in a bad slasher film who knows there's a killer on the loose and decides to go frolic down by the lake anyway. I mean, how rampantly incompetent do you have to be to be kidnapped every couple of years for the last twenty years by the same goddamn person (well, turtle/dragon thing)! If you keep bailing her out she'll never learn. She might have to do some terrible things, disturbing things, to escape but she'll be stronger for it and might think better of getting kidnapped so easily next time. Who knows, she might even hire some good security guards.

In any case, with that mustache and that voice I'm willing to bet Mario isn't getting anything more than girly chats and days at the shopping mall out of her, so why the hell has he rescued her so many times?

 

[GrimHeaper]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

We did that. He came back as Dry Bowser.

4. While Bowser is still adjusting to having no skin/flesh, smash up the bones with the Donkey Kong hammer and separate the pieces.

5. Take the important bones away.

6. Grind the important bones to dust (eg. Skull, arms/legs) and put them in an airtight container filled with water.

7. Weigh down the container, seal it shut and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.

Now if he revives, he's missing his skull and/or arms and legs! And he can't get at them, since they're at the bottom of the ocean and ground down to dust anyway.

(PS. This isn't foolproof. He could still somehow come back.)

Now you have to fight ghost bowser.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Pay Bowser a bunch of cash so he can have Peach's cell redecorated into a replica of her royal bedroom. This is a woman who regularily gets herself kidnapped by a huge, green turtle thing that probably couldn't sneak up on a corpse - chances are she won't notice the difference.

And then: Forget the Princess, forget monarchy in general, and run for President of the Mushroom Kingdom!

 

[Ninjat_126]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

We did that. He came back as Dry Bowser.

4. While Bowser is still adjusting to having no skin/flesh, smash up the bones with the Donkey Kong hammer and separate the pieces.

5. Take the important bones away.

6. Grind the important bones to dust (eg. Skull, arms/legs) and put them in an airtight container filled with water.

7. Weigh down the container, seal it shut and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.

Now if he revives, he's missing his skull and/or arms and legs! And he can't get at them, since they're at the bottom of the ocean and ground down to dust anyway.

(PS. This isn't foolproof. He could still somehow come back.)

Now you have to fight ghost bowser.

But if he's a ghost, how can he kidnap the princess?

Call the Ghostbusters either way.

 

[GrimHeaper]

1. Find Bowser.
2. Shoot Bowser with BFG 9000 until dead.
3. Incinerate any remains.

We did that. He came back as Dry Bowser.

4. While Bowser is still adjusting to having no skin/flesh, smash up the bones with the Donkey Kong hammer and separate the pieces.

5. Take the important bones away.

6. Grind the important bones to dust (eg. Skull, arms/legs) and put them in an airtight container filled with water.

7. Weigh down the container, seal it shut and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.

Now if he revives, he's missing his skull and/or arms and legs! And he can't get at them, since they're at the bottom of the ocean and ground down to dust anyway.

(PS. This isn't foolproof. He could still somehow come back.)

Now you have to fight ghost bowser.

But if he's a ghost, how can he kidnap the princess?

Call the Ghostbusters either way.

posses her bro and you mean call Luigi right?