Sigh....bowser's just kidnapped the princess again...

[Zaik]

This is why I keep telling people to spay and neuter their koopas :/

 

[Cridhe]

Realize she's not worth it and secretly place reptilian DNA activated somewhere on her person.

This question begs another question... What the hell did Bowser always intend to do with the princess anyway?

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

It's simple....

We kill the batman...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Defeat Bowser and recuse the Princess etc. This time however the Princess should allow me to lived in her castle as at least I'm in walking distance should Bowser kidnap her again.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Wonder why she never had body guards in the first place and why she doesn't realise she's going to get captured again. I'd just leave her and go somewhere were there is more common sense.

 

[William MacKay]

It's simple....

We kill the batman...

and just how do you suggest we do that?
anyway, i'd just say 'peach, are you letting him capture you. because fuck it, escape yourself.'

captcha: forketa clothing.
clothing was upside down.
what the fuck captcha.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Just pay the incoming ransom. Why does he even take Peach all the time?

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Nuke the Kingdom, I've spent to long doing this.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

It's simple....

We kill the batman...

and just how do you suggest we do that?
anyway, i'd just say 'peach, are you letting him capture you. because fuck it, escape yourself.'

captcha: forketa clothing.
clothing was upside down.
what the fuck captcha.

Well, I wouldn't know how to go about killing him, but this fine-looking young lady seems to have it figured out.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/6/128808042921402946.jpg

 

[FalloutJack]

Offhand, I'd say use my knowledge of pipes and plumbing to flood the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[The Funslinger]

Call Bowser tell him to keep her and check the employment listings for kingdoms in need of mindless hero to save kingdom.

I hear they might have an opening in Hyrule. Save all the "becoming the hero" every game stuff...

OT: Take the throne. Duh.

 

[Korzack]

Introduce Bowser to speed-dating, and tell him to "drop the obsession with Peach - seriously, dude, let it go..."