Signs that you have been playing a game way too long.

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Jfswift

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..when you start having nightmares about the main characters..
 

Arizona Kyle

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You know when your playing Black Ops too long when you pick up a broom and try to shoot your dog that is walking towards you because you think it will bite your face off
 

Klitch

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thaluikhain said:
Playing SWAT 4 for too long makes me down down stairwells slowly and sideways.
I can one-up you. After a SWAT 4 marathon I went out for dinner the next day and saw a light stick lying on the ground. I instantly thought it was a trap.

I also had a niggling urge to let my friends go through unsecured doors first.
 

SHIFTYMACO

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you have been playing a game way too long when you start using quotes from the game itself.
And yeah, dreaming about it is another one!
 

Easton Dark

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SHIFTYMACO said:
you have been playing a game way too long when you start using quotes from the game itself.
Hah! I never played Duke Nukem 3D but I quote it all the time! DISPROVEN!
 

BoredDragon

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When you stomach has began eating itself from lack of food. It might hurt in a way that is impossible to describe in words but I'm just so damn close to lvling my Warlock :p
 

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Tsuki Akechi said:
your eyes begin to feel as though they are on fire
"Mr. Fry, what can you tell us about the Nintendians?"
"Well, I spent all of ninth grade studying them... except that day when my eyeballs started to bleed."
haha!
 

DustyDrB

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You've been playing Oblivion when you get bored, strip your character naked and take on everyone in the Imperial city with your fists.

I did that two days ago. And my character was an archer, so the fist thing was not working out for me. I always have a breaking point in the game when I just get completely bored all of a sudden (and I was only planning on doing the Dark Brotherhood, some Daedric quests, and Thieves Guild anyway). I make a ridiculous "Last Stand" and try to take out an entire city.
 

Spectrum_Prez

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You know you've been playing a game too long when:

1. You play until the sun is coming up, whereupon:
2. You try to sleep but can't because you keep on thinking about the game, and therefore:
3. You decide to screw sleep and get up and start playing again.

True story.

Alternatively, you know you've been playing a game for too long when your friends ask you where you've been recently and you honestly can't give them a straight answer. Happened in university multiple times... when Fallout 3 came out, when Mass Effect 2 was released, and same with Dragon Age: Origins.
 

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I know I've been playing TF2 too long when I took a nap an hour ago and dreamed I was kickin' ass as the Soldier. Yeah, ever since I looted the Half-Zataichi I've been going nuts with it. Rocket, rocket, stab, heal to full health, rocket, rocket, stab, heal to full health, etc.
 

DaHero

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You've been playing Amnesia too long when you're afraid to turn out the lights...(roughly 10-20 minutes)
 

SL33TBL1ND

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You know you've been on the forums too long when this is the 25th thread of its kind that you've seen.

HEYOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry.
 

figday

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i had a dream...with morrigan.
and i was devastated when i woke up and realized that it was a dream..
 

EllEzDee

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I remember a few years ago i'd been playing PoP: Warrior Within from start to finish through the week. I'd just reached the last boss fight with the Dahaka and couldn't get past it, so i left it. We have lamp posts decorated in the olde victorian style with the sticks popping out of the sides, and i honestly considered swinging on them before i realised what i was doing.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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I was playing Fallout New Vegas and my friends called me up on skype as a group to ask me if I was okay, because I hadn't spoken to any of them in days. lol they better expect that at Skyrim too :D