Signs you are a Xbox Live/PSN tough guy.

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LooK iTz Jinjo

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1. You constantly ask people for their real life address so you can make a cross country trek to "kick their arse."

2. You frequently use words like noob, fag, fuck and **** usually in conjunction with each other.

3. You threaten to have sex with your opponents mum/sister/girlfriend/wife etc.

4. Anyone not from your country needs to "get the fuck off Live."

5. You expect your teammates to always revive you, even when they are dead.

6. The winner just has a shit host.

7. Your favourite phrase is "Get Raped ****."

Add to the list with your own ideas of what makes someone an Xbox Live/PSN tough guy.
 

Something Amyss

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
1. You constantly ask people for their real life address so you can make a cross country trek to "kick their arse."

2. You frequently use words like noob, fag, fuck and **** usually in conjunction with each other.

3. You threaten to have sex with your opponents mum/sister/girlfriend/wife etc.

4. Anyone not from your country needs to "get the fuck off Live."

5. You expect your teammates to always revive you, even when they are dead.

6. The winner just has a shit host.

7. Your favourite phrase is "Get Raped ****."

Add to the list with your own ideas of what makes someone an Xbox Live/PSN tough guy.
Do these count if you only do them to your friends?

>.>
 

Saltyk

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
1. You constantly ask people for their real life address so you can make a cross country trek to "kick their arse."

2. You frequently use words like noob, fag, fuck and **** usually in conjunction with each other.

3. You threaten to have sex with your opponents mum/sister/girlfriend/wife etc.

4. Anyone not from your country needs to "get the fuck off Live."

5. You expect your teammates to always revive you, even when they are dead.

6. The winner just has a shit host.

7. Your favourite phrase is "Get Raped ****."

Add to the list with your own ideas of what makes someone an Xbox Live/PSN tough guy.
8.Every time you die, it is because of lag.

9.Teamwork means working with YOU.

10.You're not afraid to tell everyone how much better you are than them, even if you've never played with them before.
 

Brian Hendershot

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You shoot your teammates on Left For Dead while playing expert mode because they didn't heal you when you had fifty health.
 

J.J

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11. If someone beats your (lame) tactics, they're 'cheap', lucky, and are NEVER legitimately good. You are obviously the best.
12. You know EVERYTHING about the game, so you can (will) take the time to call someone out on how much they suck (for beating you.)
 

voetballeeuw

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Off topic: This reminds me of yesterday when I was insulted yesterday for allegedly having a "southern accent" on xbox live. Problem is I live in Arizona, and have never lived in the south.

On Topic: So I guess I'm going to have to go with insulting peoples' accents regardless of nationality.
 

PrimoThePro

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Saltyk said:
LooK iTz Jinjo said:
1. You constantly ask people for their real life address so you can make a cross country trek to "kick their arse."

2. You frequently use words like noob, fag, fuck and **** usually in conjunction with each other.

3. You threaten to have sex with your opponents mum/sister/girlfriend/wife etc.

4. Anyone not from your country needs to "get the fuck off Live."

5. You expect your teammates to always revive you, even when they are dead.

6. The winner just has a shit host.

7. Your favourite phrase is "Get Raped ****."

Add to the list with your own ideas of what makes someone an Xbox Live/PSN tough guy.
8.Every time you die, it is because of lag.

9.Teamwork means working with YOU.

10.You're not afraid to tell everyone how much better you are than them, even if you've never played with them before.
11.Ignore what anyone else says, constantly think how much of a CHAMP you are.

12.When losing, blame it on the nearest player on your team. Yell abuse at him until he leaves.

13.Get back problems from leaning forward in your seat, and losing your voice from all the yelling you do.
 

Hisshiss

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Suggesting that if your ever having a bad game, its because your team is so awful that they are literally bringing YOU down with their suck.

And of course, if their playing in any way that's not exactly what your doing, its clearly because your way is just too legitimate and they want to cheat.
 

Crashage

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Killing someone for their weapon, because you obviously wont suck with it and get fragged
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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AjimboB said:
Huh, 2 and 4 apply to me.

Well, actually it's not so much that I want everyone not in my country to get off of live, it's just that I would like a region filter, so I can just play with people in my country, so that everyone speaks the same damn language, and the lag isn't obnoxiously terrible.
Yeah all of those things I've taken from thinking about the way I act on Xbox Live... Well except for the first one, I'm an arrogant tool not retarded. I'm a nice guy though in real life... Honest.

Oh and:

14. You abide by the law: It's ok to betray for sniper.