Signs you've been playing video games a bit too much.

[soren7550]

Second Sign: You see dialog trees a' la Mass Effect whenever you are talking to someone.

This happened to me when I was watching this:
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/moviesandtv/70361/From-Chuck-to-Mass-Effect-2-Yvonne-Strahovski.html

Here's one that I do:
You idolize a video game character. (I idolize Miss Joanna Dark, Captain John 'Soap' MacTavish and my Shep Miss Roslyn Shepard)

 

[Soxafloppin]

When your mum tells you to go outside, makes sense i guess..

 

[vrbtny]

after playing 7 hours of Metro 2033.... I found myself checking my watch, to check how my gas mask filter was holding up.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Hasn't happened to me, but my friend played so much CoD: WaW that he kept checking bell towers for snipers.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

When someone takes something off you and the first things that jumps to mind is "Stop right there criminal scum!"

i see wut u did der.

(Nice referencing!)

 

[Stuntcrab]

1. you make silly jokes and comments about it all the time "like louis from l4d said aw man this just like counterstrike" (those 2 " indicates when the example started)

2.if you hold a wiffle or baseball bat like a shotgun without a handle and make shooting noises (I used to do that when I was younger.....)

 

[SimuLord]

Sign #1: Your girlfriend sends you a text saying "I love you" and you finish the battle/dungeon/level before texting back "I love you too."

Sign #2: She walks into the room, says "I love you", and you finish the battle/dungeon/level before saying "I love you too".

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

Oh god, I had one of these moments yesterday. Stopped at a red light, spotted a dumpster a few meters away, almost got out of the car to kick it open to see if I could find some LBs or a t-shirt.
Thanks, NMH.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I said "Maker perserve us"...during school Mass.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

You close your eyes to fall asleep and find the soundtrack thundering inside your head.

 

[keybird]

You know you play too much when you go to a real war and see your squadmate die. You then proceed to tell his parents that he was lagging really bad and never respawned.

 

[Deleric]

When I hold shit, I hold it near my face so it looks like I'm viewing in FPS style.

...Not real shit... >.>

 

[silverleaf81]

Well, after to much time playing Fallout 3, whenever someone pissed me off, i looked for the V.A.T.S button...

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

I know Yahtzee said it in his review, but after plying Thief: Deadly Shadows for too long I start looking around for my light gem and only sitting in the darkest parts of the room. I try to judge things on how valuable they are when I walk up to them.

 

[The Night Shade]

you hear soundtracks in your head it happends to me all the time

 

[Biosophilogical]

I tend to just think either
A) Where!? Who's playing *game*? (I hear the music in my head)
B) Man, I so wish I had a keyblade right about now/ I'm out of ice! Quickly, Blizzaga! Blizzaga! ... oh yeah ...

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I sometimes hear the sound it makes when you get an achievement or a friend comes online on 360

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

When you go to sleep or just close your eyes in general and you see the red stuff you get on most shooting games when your shot. That is just not fun.
Secondly I played The Sims 2 so much one summer that when I was bored or waiting for someone I would find my finger stretching infront of me as if to press the '3' button to fastforward time.

 

[Kumomaru]

When you say trademark game phrases at random for no apparent reason and don't realize until people tell you to stop saying "that we need to construct more pylons, you jackass!"

Or when you close your eyes and play through whatever game you are playing on the back of your eyelids so much you eventually start to think you CAN play the game at school with your eyes shut.