Silliest Error messages!

[reslik]

whats the siliest error message you have had?

mine would have to be "keyboard not connected - press f1 to continue"

 

[newguy77]

"Please put disc in an XBox 360 console."
XBox 360 error message...

 

[sky14kemea]

error: unknown error

but then how do i fix yooooou! damn laptop >_>

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I had one once that said this:

"Windows has encountered a problem. Please wait: -"

The digit at the end of please wait was an infinate sign.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Blue Screen has performed an illegal operation

Spoiler: So Much Fail

 

[Weaver]

I had one I'll post when I get home, it was something like
"Cannot find usb device; USUSUSUSUUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSB" or something like that.

 

[ExaltedK9]

no

 

[Azraellod]

no disk drive located. to install, please insert installation disk.

something like that anyway.

 

[Eskay]

Back in the early days of P2P I got the message: "Kazaa has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down"

I remember sitting there thinking.... dear god, they've caught me!

 

[DoctorWhat]

Back in the early days of P2P I got the message: "Kazaa has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down"

I remember sitting there thinking.... dear god, they've caught me!

Brilliant. I literally lol'd. Mine was probably the one along the lines of a printout saying:
"No printer connected. Please connect printer and try again."

EDIT: how about "The user must change the default password before first logon." Not mine but still funny

 

[Steeveeo]

Back in the early days of P2P I got the message: "Kazaa has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down"

I remember sitting there thinking.... dear god, they've caught me!

Heh.

Mine:

Whenever you get a bluescreen during a cutscene in a game. Depending on the BSOD, the sound will either repeat over and over the last line of dialog, or just go into a screeching fit.

Sometimes funny, sometimes irritating.

 

[MasterStratus]

How about, "Please insert an Xbox 360 console."?
A console inside a console? Sounds crazy, but I'll try it.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Warning: You just bought Hot Pockets!

 

[Knonsense]

Basically anything that throws a wall of hex at you.

Spoiler

0x1AB3CD2F 0xFFFFFDFF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB 0x1AB3CD2F 0xFFFFFQFF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB 0x1AB3CD2F 0xFFFFFFAF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB 0x1AB3CD2F 0xFFBFFFFF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB 0x1AB3CD2F 0xFCFFFFFF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB 0x1AB3CD2F 0xFFFFBFFF 0x53AB3D4F 0xABCDEFAB

Hexadecimal numbers are so silly.

 

[jim_doki]

I work in tech support. oh god the error messages i have seen

 

[scotth266]

My laptop bluescreens when it is asleep. As in, when the laptop IS CLOSED.

I wouldn't even know if the error message didn't pop up when I logged in again, saying that Windows encountered a unexpected error and had to shut down while I was gone... though all it does really is close all my open windows and such, so it's only a nuisance if I typed something long and didn't save it.