Silliest reasons for getting banned

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migo

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Was just talking to my brother and he got kicked from a CS server because he sniped a teabagger. As far as he was concerned the guy was obligingly staying put for a clear shot, and there apparently teabagging is sacred.

What are some other dumb reasons for getting banned?
 

Joshua112321

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well once I got kicked from a game in MW2 because I killed the host :mad:

And one time in a CS server I threw a grenade that killed the whole opposing team, which wasn't hard as they were all hogging an area near a bomb site, they accused me of cheating and banned me permanently... sore losers ¬¬
 

Just_A_Glitch

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I picked up the sniper rifle in Gears of War 2 when it was apparently someone else's property.

How dare I...
 

PauL o_O

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i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/
 

Omikron009

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I was once kicked from a server in COD1 for "swearing" (not really). They said it was a family server, and I said that having "family servers" in a game depicting the bloodiest conflict in the history of civilization was ridiculous. Then I got kicked.
 

Joshua112321

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PauL o_O said:
i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/
this reminded me that when I was on my wii play cod 5, I would sometimes make my username miley cyrus, a christian, that guy and the best one, your mum, so that when I was killed or killed someone it would say you killed your mum, or, you were killed by your mum.

:') ahh that's just a classic, will never get old :)
 

Sgt AssHead

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PauL o_O said:
i was banned from xbox live for making my name the following:
Seckz For PauL, TwoGirlzOnePauL, Kleavage, H0t Seckz, Sexbot, Seckzbot.

Don't ban me :/
My name was originally Sgt LoinHammer but they made me change it. So I am now known as Sgt AssHead!
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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I was dominating the admin in CSS and he decided I was using hacks. Despite the fact that I pretty much got maybe 1 kill every round. And it was almost always him.
 

Joshua112321

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Aylaine said:
I've been banned a lot before for announcing I was a girl on microphone. :x

It was...weird.
oh wow sorry :S

I'm guessing they just think that you're going to be a noob... just don't tell them until after a few rounds, k? ;)
 

Fenring

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My friends once banned me from a LAN game of DOOM, but that was their fault. They should have read that it was COMPETITIVE campaign, not cooperative.
 

SinisterGehe

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Bible Doctor said:
I said "Oh my god" on a Christian TF2 server and got perma-banned.
Hold on! So you killing fictional people by the masses is Ok compared to saying "Oh my god" As a way to ask god for Help in dire gaming situation. Erhh... Nvm...

I got banned from one BF:BC2 (Pc) server for saying "Stop spawn killing you bloody idiots", Aparently Calling some one A person who can not handle public issues by them selfs and is covered by blood, is profanity.

From one TF2 server I got kicked b´s I dominated someone who was Black IRL and he votebanned as a racists.

Then the classic I killed or dominated a Host/admin

But this is what I am proud of, in BF:BC2 in one map I Managed to Call mortal strike on enemy heli and I killed 4 people in it + the Heli + 3 people around it and then I killed 2 dudes at MCOM and disarmed one, bomb (And overscored Admin with that streak)
 

dududf

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I got banned for telling a lame knock knock joke on a forum.

I was banned because I swore in a game of Call of duty 4.

And I was banned from a ventrilo channel by singing moskau.


Last one was my bad.
 

Miumaru

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Being japanese. Mostly because I am not japanese.
Sticking up for myself against bigots. Has not actually happened yet, but it almost did.
 

Pegghead

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I once joined a zombie mod server in cs: s that I had never joined before only to be instantly perma-banned right after I'd bought my weapon.