Silliest reasons for getting banned

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Cherry Cola

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dududf said:
Sinclose said:
dududf said:
I got banned for telling a lame knock knock joke on a forum.
You deserved it. /saracasm

No, seriously? Banned for telling a lame joke? o_O
Yeah

iirc the thread was about telling knock knock jokes, and my answer was.

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

I don't know."

Then banned.
Duuuuuuude. That joke sucked so bad that you deserved the ban
 

Dommyboy

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Why, that would be generated by the lovely Escapist mods right here. Either that shows the ban was a bit obscene, or I've barely ever been banned from things.
 

RowdyRodimus

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I got banned from the Marvel Comics Forum for writing exactly this:

Spider-Man, Mephisto...Wha???

I then asked them if I needed to send a copy of my F.O.O.M. (Friends Of Old Marvel) card and a copy of my No-Prize envelope to get back in (I knew it wouldn't help). The Mod asked me what that would prove and I said it would prove that I've been a fan of Marvel longer than the latest dickweed in cheif, Joe Quesada and his Butt Boy, Brian Michael Bendis have been there screwing it up. Needless to say I was never allowed back.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Douk said:
I think everyone's been kicked from an online gaming sever for actually being too good.

And those Christian tf2 servers, oh my god. Those those stories are not fairy tales, those servers do exist.
"Dear god, they d-!?" *Is perma-banned*
 

Delusibeta

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RowdyRodimus said:
I got banned from the Marvel Comics Forum for writing exactly this:

Spider-Man, Mephisto...Wha???

I then asked them if I needed to send a copy of my F.O.O.M. (Friends Of Old Marvel) card and a copy of my No-Prize envelope to get back in (I knew it wouldn't help). The Mod asked me what that would prove and I said it would prove that I've been a fan of Marvel longer than the latest dickweed in cheif, Joe Quesada and his Butt Boy, Brian Michael Bendis have been there screwing it up. Needless to say I was never allowed back.
Although, to be fair, that would be like posting "Mario, in space, wut?" in the Mario Galaxy 2 review thread.

On topic, I don't honestly recall the last time I got banned. Sure, I got kicked from a L4D2 game for connecting and promtly falling off the ledge I was standing on.
 

Icehearted

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Failure to use a hotmail client I didn't want or use in the first place. Technically more of an invalidation than a ban, and now it's been rectified, but that's as close as I get.

*polishes halo*
 

ethan22122

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I was banned on a day of defeat seerver because I was capturing to many control points.... what was I meant to do...
 

RowdyRodimus

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Delusibeta said:
RowdyRodimus said:
I got banned from the Marvel Comics Forum for writing exactly this:

Spider-Man, Mephisto...Wha???

I then asked them if I needed to send a copy of my F.O.O.M. (Friends Of Old Marvel) card and a copy of my No-Prize envelope to get back in (I knew it wouldn't help). The Mod asked me what that would prove and I said it would prove that I've been a fan of Marvel longer than the latest dickweed in cheif, Joe Quesada and his Butt Boy, Brian Michael Bendis have been there screwing it up. Needless to say I was never allowed back.
Although, to be fair, that would be like posting "Mario, in space, wut?" in the Mario Galaxy 2 review thread.

On topic, I don't honestly recall the last time I got banned. Sure, I got kicked from a L4D2 game for connecting and promtly falling off the ledge I was standing on.
I could see it if it was just in a random post about One More Day, but this was before it actually happened and was a preview image including them. Mephisto hadn't been in Spider-Man since the Acts of Vengeance storyline I believe (about 15 years earlier), so seeing him in a Spidey book didn't make sense, so it was a surprised "Wha?" (not that the appearance made any sense anyway after the storyline).
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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Punching a whale would be pretty silly.

But once upon a time I knew this guy for about 5 years. He stole from my house behind my back. years later on he challanged me and a friend to a game of tf2 after he moved away because he was so full of himself.

Needless to say, We beat him in his own game in his own server. He then proceeded to crash the server with hundreds of sentries blowing up at the same time. Then banned me.
 

Gindil

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I got banned for killing a Heavy as a spy...

The Heavy happened to be one of the admins that loved to ban people for no damn reason at all. All because I backstabbed him and he called hax.

>_<
 

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Aylaine said:
Joshua112321 said:
Aylaine said:
I've been banned a lot before for announcing I was a girl on microphone. :x

It was...weird.
oh wow sorry :S

I'm guessing they just think that you're going to be a noob... just don't tell them until after a few rounds, k? ;)
I just started not announcing it at all for awhile, and just playing. xD
So if you were dating a guy you could point out hot women and talk about them? For some reason that idea appeals to me greatly...
 

BoxCutter

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Corpse XxX said:
Bible Doctor said:
I said "Oh my god" on a Christian TF2 server and got perma-banned.
religious TF2 serves exists??
I guess so, no idea what it was when I joined. I quickly learned that gore and violence was ok, "slandering" their god was not.
 

maddawg IAJI

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As someone who doesn't really game on the computer much (Outside of the occasional sale on Steam.) I once got banned from a game of Halo 3 because someone decided to jump in front of my Spartan Lazer Shot when I was trying to stop the vehicle carrying the flag.

The guy then sent me a message calling me a team killing douche....I recorded the game and sent it to him to show that he was the moron who couldn't watch where he was going.
 

Angerwing

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Aylaine said:
I've been banned a lot before for announcing I was a girl on microphone. :x

It was...weird.
"Hey guys, I'm just letting you know I'm a girl, ok?"
"What?"
"I'm a girl."

Hell, I'd ban you too. What's the relevance? It's like the annoying stereotype of 'gamer girls' (different to girls who game) who tell everyone they're a girl for NO DAMN REASON.

OT: Got banned from a Warcraft 3 game because I absolutely owned the host, who tried to rush me. We were playing WW2 Pacific Islands, and he attacked me early on with a small ground force to kill me and steal my gold mines. I rolled his ass with my tank army, and then bombed him into dust with my planes. He then told me to stop, and when I didn't, he kicked me and banned my username. So I made a new account and did not stop killing him.
 

DiabolicalCactus

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I'd have to say that whenever I play Combat Arms I feel the epitome of a candidate for posting in this thread. Anybody else who's ever played it probably knows what I mean when I say that the reasons given for kicking somebody are either unoriginal or inane.

The game's community thrives on what I like to call 'QQ Tourettes' - a disorder causing you to cry hacker at anybody and everybody who dares kill you.

Now, there are two systems of kicking available, the voting system that's been around forever and the 'Elite' system, where one player takes absolute control over whether or not you stay in the game. You don't even get warning for this, you're just suddenly not in game anymore and have to wait for the game to end to ask the guy why they kicked you.

Let me now list the reasons I remember:

- For camping. Not too strange, it happens to all of us. But lets remember I was camping behind the spawn with only a sniper rifle. If you can't kill me when you have three seconds of invincibility and I have nothing but a distance weapon, not to mention no cover whatsoever, I'm not the one with the problem. You're retarded, your team is retarded, noone should give you absolute power over anything more than directing snail-based traffic.

- For having the word 'Panda' in my username. Yep, that really happened. Apparently the word 'Panda' is more offensive than the countless references to the grandeur of people's junk. Also, I was called 'Pandora' once by what I assume was an avid Skins fan who had forgotten about the whole "The animal was here first, not to mention the first woman and her jar thing on the other end of the spectrum you dolt" thing.

- For taking cover. Oh no, I put something between me and your bullets? Holy crap, we can't allow that!

- For being kicked. Yup. Someone initiates a vote-kick with your name on it, people just instinctively press F5. Boom, banned from that game because I was.

That's just a few, but if it's inanity you're after, play the game yourself and then shortly thereafter an hero because... well... you'll probably get kicked because your desk is cedar instead of pine or something else like that.
 

Stuntcrab

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Criticism on garrymod.fuckingorg Garry and his "friends" are pure dumbasses who ban people over fucking CRITICISM! seriously I can't make comments fuck Garry Newman, really that pissed me off.