Silliest reasons for getting banned

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I made some off-hand comment in a Half-Life 2 deathmatch server once.
The last words I heard were "A GIIIIIIIIIRL?", something vaguely sexist that I don't remember, and then I was banned.
It was an odd experience.

I think your incident was posted on youtube

 

[Arrers]

I duuno. what would happen if I posted this?

[sub]User was banned for this post. Permanent.[/sub]

Well, I guess that's that, such a pity... Sorry, couldn't resist. And Godwin's law, was proven once more.

You shouldn't post offensive thing just 'cause you're bored. Totally worth it though.

 

[migo]

I've been banned a lot before for announcing I was a girl on microphone. :x

It was...weird.

Wow! I mean most of the other reasons can be attributed to sore loser, but this doesn't even make any sense.

 

[Brandon237]

I duuno. what would happen if I posted this?

[sub]User was banned for this post. Permanent.[/sub]

Well, I guess that's that, such a pity... Sorry, couldn't resist. And Godwin's law, was proven once more.

You shouldn't post offensive things just 'cause you're bored. Totally worth it though.

Was that offensive? It wasn't intended to be, sorry. And I wasn't bored, just... okay, mildly bored.

 

[A-D.]

I'd have to say that whenever I play Combat Arms I feel the epitome of a candidate for posting in this thread. Anybody else who's ever played it probably knows what I mean when I say that the reasons given for kicking somebody are either unoriginal or inane.

The game's community thrives on what I like to call 'QQ Tourettes' - a disorder causing you to cry hacker at anybody and everybody who dares kill you.

Now, there are two systems of kicking available, the voting system that's been around forever and the 'Elite' system, where one player takes absolute control over whether or not you stay in the game. You don't even get warning for this, you're just suddenly not in game anymore and have to wait for the game to end to ask the guy why they kicked you.

Let me now list the reasons I remember:

- For camping. Not too strange, it happens to all of us. But lets remember I was camping behind the spawn with only a sniper rifle. If you can't kill me when you have three seconds of invincibility and I have nothing but a distance weapon, not to mention no cover whatsoever, I'm not the one with the problem. You're retarded, your team is retarded, noone should give you absolute power over anything more than directing snail-based traffic.

- For having the word 'Panda' in my username. Yep, that really happened. Apparently the word 'Panda' is more offensive than the countless references to the grandeur of people's junk. Also, I was called 'Pandora' once by what I assume was an avid Skins fan who had forgotten about the whole "The animal was here first, not to mention the first woman and her jar thing on the other end of the spectrum you dolt" thing.

- For taking cover. Oh no, I put something between me and your bullets? Holy crap, we can't allow that!

- For being kicked. Yup. Someone initiates a vote-kick with your name on it, people just instinctively press F5. Boom, banned from that game because I was.

That's just a few, but if it's inanity you're after, play the game yourself and then shortly thereafter an hero because... well... you'll probably get kicked because your desk is cedar instead of pine or something else like that.

Actually i have to correct you, when you kill someone there are 3 Things that can happen. 1: They call you a Hacker. 2: They call you a Noob or 3: They dont say anything because they actually know how to Play themselves, if anything they will say "Lucker" and move on, this is however Rare.

Everything else pretty much fits, you basicly get kicked for anything, breathing itself could possibly get you kicked from a Game, which is why i never play with Elite Moderators, or Super Elite, because they abuse it anyway to kick anyone that kills them. With Vote kicks you can at least hope your Team isnt full of noobs and presses F6 instead of F5.

 

[Joshua112321]

well once I got kicked from a game in MW2 because I killed the host

lolwut? You can't get kicked in MW2.

well I don't know what it was, but I left the game 5 mins early and it said disconnected from GAME

 

[CRICKET BOX]

i was playing ffa cod4 when this douche said that i had a health hack and he and pretty much the rest of the team were blindfiring m4's at me then he got an admin and perma banned me!