Silly things you've done when you were tired

[axemen23]

Made my parakeet eat my diarrhea.

 

[mrF00bar]

I drank 8 tins of Red Bull in an hour. It was a rather ill-advised attempt to stay awake

ooh the come down must have been terrible.

 

[Pegghead]

Well right off the bat I don't think I've ever been able to go much longer than 24 hours without sleep.

Mind you, whenever I fall asleep while watching a movie half the time I won't even realize because I'll start to instantly dream about the film, I'll only wake up once my brain starts inserting idiotic things in there like fire breathing accountants.

 

[likalaruku]

Fall out of bed, walk into bookcase & knock it over, walk into door sending the knob through the wall, fall downstairs, pour myself a hot bowl of coffee & a cup of milk, put the pot back in the frigde & the milk where the coffee pot belongs, sweeten my coffee with Cream of Rice....

 

[EeveeElectro]

I jumped on my boyfriend and started clawing at his face, I'm not sure why though.
I talk in my sleep which he likes to tell me about. Apparently the last thing was, "Big panda and mummy panda, they make baby panda?"
"Yes."
"Hehehe I like pandas." *rolls over*

"Hehehe that man was silly, he had his head on backwards."

"Americans use the dollar? One dollar? I don't like Americans."

 

[Aeriath]

I set my alarm when I was very tired, which was my first mistake. My second mistake was not noticing that it was 4am and having my morning shower.

Had to get up and have a shower all over again 3 hours later.

 

[kebab4you]

Stupidest? umm, trying to put my cat in the fishbowl thinking he was a fish that had escape it... it didn't end well for me.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I recall hanging off the side of my bed, dangling a piece of bacon in an attempt to conjure the boogeyman. Sundays can be slow.

 

[ryo02]

cereal in my cup and nearly coffee in my bowl

 

[iLikeHippos]

When I got to school once, only slept 4-3 hours that day....

I was taking my jacket of at my locker because it was winter. Than I started to drop my trousers before realizing what I was doing for what reason.

Luckily there was only a few people around to take notice before I pulled them back up.

I than proceeded to head for my math class, only to than realize after a long walk to the classroom that I wasn't having a math book underneath my arm - it was my jacket... ?

I than returned to the locker - which was still open, not closed at all - quite embarrassed only to realize I wasn't suppose to have math this day. It was canceled and I was suppose to be coming 1 hour later to school.

Huzzah for staying up...

 

[Discord]

I've laughed un controlable for no reason during and after a all night session of MW2 just because someone did a quagmire impression... I was tired and feeling stupid.

 

[Lust]

I put a pair of underwear on my head that wasn't mine.

 

[Mechsoap]

I once made a 15 minute long stop-motion pornographic Lego video that ended in mass murder and suicide. That was after 2 days straight without sleeping.

thats not at all creepy in any possible way.

 

[Mechsoap]

in a lan party i broke my foot and humped with it trying to play a wii they had, now i recall it it only made it worse

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

internet shopping. i just don't do it before about 3am and then i buy something completly useless because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[sabercrusader]

I've laughed un controlable for no reason during and after a all night session of MW2 just because someone did a quagmire impression... I was tired and feeling stupid.

that is what we call slap-happy good sir or ma'am
yeah i can't think of anything stupid i've done when im tired.