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Shadedblade

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fanklok said:
"Now before anyone starts freaking out and trying to kill him and whatnot let's consider the facts, we can assume he now has super hero-esque regen, he can mortal kombat your ass, and well uhhmm he has cookies."
Lol, that is totally quote-worthy.
 

fanklok

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how can i loot your body and use you as a human shield if your down in the hole besides i dont feel like you ripping out my spine then beating me to death with it
 

jad4400

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"SCREW THE COOKIES!!!!" Randy yelled looking even more fazed and waving his torch more eratically

"HE FUCKING RIPPED HER HEAD OFF!!!!! IN THE HOLE GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE!!!!!!"
 

Shadedblade

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Eric feels rage coming on again. His anger is easily visible, and steam is practically coming out of his ears.
 

jad4400

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Randy notices that Eric is right on the lip of the hole

"I just trying to keep everyone alive" he says in a more calm voice

Then he kicks Eric in the stomach and Eric plummets down the hole.
 

MasterSqueak

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Eric fell down a freaking hole.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!"

He caught a ladder step, his arm jerking and hurting badly as it did.

"Agh!"
 

Shadedblade

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Eric hits his head on the ladder as he plummits down the hole. He hits water and the whiplash makes his skin look sore for all of half a second, as all of his injuries regenerate.
 

fanklok

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"You have got to be the biggest idiot in a 7000 mile radius of where we are. Remember what I said about about him having super powers right now. Haven't you played a fucking Resident Evil game, he's basically Albert Wesker. I'd shoot you right now but when he kills you I'll have the chance to say FATALITY."
 

jad4400

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Randy quickly tries to pick up the floor panel

"Come on guys" he grunts as he struggles to lift it

"Don't want him comming back up" he mutters
 

MasterSqueak

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Eric surfaced, and checked his bags to see if any water had got in them.

His revolver was useless now unless he could get dry and clean it, and if the water had soaked in his bags...
 

jad4400

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"Oh shit" Randy screams

He runs into the room with the tub and slams the door behind him.
 

Ramthundar

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"What the hell are you doing?!" Dave demanded, coming in from getting wood in time to see Randy kick Eric.
"Christ sakes man, you can't just go doing that to people! He could be dead!"
 

Shadedblade

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Randy sucessfully returns the floor panel to its rightful place. That was the final straw! Eric flies up the ladder, and severs the floor panel in half with a single fist. Before Randy knows it, he is sitting in a chair, gagged and scalped. If he isn't helped he will die in 30 minutes or less.
 

SimpleChimp

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"What the fuck are you doing Randy, why piss of some body that did" he indicates the body "That, jesus. Haven't you ever seen the hulk?"

I swear to god if you get us killed before i am able to use my damn money for today i will never forgive you!

I'm going to fucking regret this so much Robert walks into the room, right hand around the handle of his tomahawk, held low by his side.

"Calm down buddy, i'm your friend here man." He stands at [what he assumes] is a safe distance from the berserk member of the party. "Let's think this over man"
 

jad4400

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"Dave...Eric RIPPED JOANNE'S head off...I'm trying to make sure he does not do that to us
 

fanklok

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Mike walks over to the far wall and sits down against it. "Nope I actually liked him and well I'm not so sure that's going to stop him."
 

Ramthundar

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Um, I'm kind of cofused with the events right now. I'll post when it's been fixed