Simple steps to losing sanity?

[meowman]

Live with my sister.
Alternatively, try to watch all episodes of 'Friends' without stopping to eat, sleep, drink or urinate. Given the sheer number of those things and the awfulness of them, you should be singing Daisy Bell within a day.

 

[Rooster893]

Tinnitus combined with an intensely loud washing machine.


FML, people. FML.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Play Lego Star Wars. That should just about do it.

 

[skitzo van]

Take a bunch of narcotics till they destroy parts of your brain.

Or just meditate (I went insane from meditation)

 

[Thaius]

Heh, that jar of dirt thing is awesome. But I think I can one-up it.


Alternatively, the Star Wars Holiday Special.

 

[spike0918]

Play Merry Gear Solid 2. The puns will eat your brain cells alive!

 

[Marble Dragon]

Heh, that jar of dirt thing is awesome. But I think I can one-up it.

*snip*

And oh, did you ever. I made it 57 seconds in before starting to splutter random obscenities. The jar of dirt is just redundant and mildly annoying. This is redundant and hugely annoying.

On topic: Listen to any BrokeNCYDE song fifty times over while stabbing small shards of glass under your fingernails and singing camp songs of your choice. For greater effect, illuminate the entire room with a flashing bicycle light, the kind that's red. Fun stuff...

 

[Daedalus1942]

Hmm elaborate things are nice but theres really no need for all that, if you live in america. 4 words:

Department of Motor Vehicles.

I've been to hell, I spell it, I spell it DMV.
Anyone who's been there knows precisely what I mean.
I've stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream, but if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee.
Call it pointless.

For me, it was back in year 6 when I had to rehearse some annoying dance thingy in school to the tune of "Absolutely Everybody" by Vanessa Amorosi about 80 times.
Being stuck in the car with that playing would literally kill me.

 

[Vincent Harper]

You can start in small ways, like talking in a high, funny voice, painting one half of your body red and the other green, and dressing up as a walrus to start a misguided attempt to infiltrate The Kremlin just to get captured and use the excuse "It seemed like a good idea at the time" when they torture you to find out who you work for. And don't say Deepthroat. They get pissy at that.

Don't mess with the nation that needs medication. I forgot who said that.

 

[Call4Duty]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

The medieval torture device? That's not too surprising.

Went through a mild shock-amusement when I couldn't work out if you made a funny or not....

I don't see what's funny about a device that made men run to the hills in terror. There's nothing funny about that. Absolutely nothing.

 

[aarontg]

I like the show but I have to admit if you locked a person in a crampted room with spongebob's laugh going off over and over on a tape recorder locked in a box made of bullet proof glass will make that person go insane easily.

 

[Ocelano]

Stay awake for a few days. Eventually the strain on your eyes will make the black floaters in your iris more noticeable. They're just collections of stuff in your eye juice, but you don't generally notice them. Until you're strained. And then you can't NOT see them. Everywhere you go, they jump around. Blurring vision, flashing bright, all over. You cannot escape them.

They will rape you.

hank God someone finally explained that to me. They've always been their but nobody else could see them. I thought they must of been some kind of extremely boring visual hallucination

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

My manager that is like 27-28 has never heard of the Rolling Stones, or heard the song "Paint It Black". Two other people I work with (one is 19, other 17) have never heard of Ozzy or Black Sabbath. And half that place has never heard of the book (or movie) Misery.

 

[General BrEeZy]

think about sex when trying to go to bed...you just can't do it...or with hardcore music in your head...that shizzle ain't no lullaby.

 

[sheic99]

Trying to beat Silver Surfer for the NES, without save states in an emulator. Just fucking try it.

 

[GnomeThief]

Try playing at least 4 episodes of Zero Punctuation all at the same time. My head nearly exploded.

 

[SliverBlade]

I have a few:

5.Getting to the top of the final stairs in Super Mario 64 when you don't have enough stars.
4.Reading The Art of War backwards.
3.HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.HeadON, apply directly to the forehead.
2.Reality TV.
1.Thinking outside of the box, which is in turn, a box itself, leading to a paradox that I got trapped in.

 

[Paksenarrion]

what the hell is iron maiden?

It's a medieval torture device; an iron sarcophagus lined with spikes on the inside. I believe they mentioned it in a historical documentary entitled, "William and Theodore's Illuminating Journey".

 

[DJude]

Seems sufficent enough.

I actually kinda liked that...

Where's my statue?

I danced and sang, where's my new religion?

i watched it three times, dance, sang, and reinacted it
Wheres my new title as God?

 

[zacaron]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted 40 effing secondsxD

just try to comprehend the size of space.

I see your pirates song and raise you...this...