Simple steps to losing sanity?

[Lemon Of Life]

Bible Black. Eugh.

 

[reg42]

Play Metallica really loudly, on repeat. I've heard that's what some marines did to get some terrorists to surrender.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

This drove me insane:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/scampi/

 

[The_Graff]

spend time in the company of the great old ones - that should sort out your troubling case of sanity relatively swiftly.

 

[TheTovarish]

Figure out how to divide by Zero.

Try and bite your ear.

that's all i got...

 

[Julianking93]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted the full 10 minutes.

Where's my medal?

 

[jobinizer85]

Join the army for five years, on second tour get stop-lossed in May, have no booze and deal w/ arab retards.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Hanging out with my Friend NinjaMedic for too long.
Or Ren and Stimpy Show.
"Everything's so clear to me now... I'm the King of the Cheese,.... and you're the Lemon Merchant." Etc.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted the full 10 minutes.

Where's my medal?

I sung through the entire 10 minutes.

Where's my statue?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Seems sufficent enough.

I actually kinda liked that...

Where's my statue?

I danced and sang, where's my new religion?

 

[the idiot computer]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

Iron what?

OT: anyways on to how to make yourself insane: read your dagon to english book backwards (you know fom CoC), wearing your pants on your head putting pencils up your nose and say only wibble.

Ways to get yourself thrown into the loony bin faster than you can say : IA! IA! CHTHULHU FHTAGN! IA! DAGON!

Now they're coming to take me away.

 

[asdasdasdasda]

OD on a bunch of drugs, the easy way.

i dunno

 

[ethaninja]

I've got one word for you: Centerlink.

 

[Prof.Wood]

Seems sufficient enough.

I lasted 40 effing seconds xD

just try to comprehend the size of space.

1.03 Man that's a good one
OT a really faint sound of air escaping from something, if done long enough can cause people to stab into the ear to burst the eardrum.

 

[Brandon237]

A nice method of torture would be listening to my brother's dying Ostrich sounds for any amount of time. It is as if a jet engine that hums in tune to the wildlife channel just had a "sepcial" moment in your ear drum.

Being forced to watch my little pony by my friend and her screwed up little sister is what probably came closest to pushing me off the edge.

 

[Hazy]

Watching Wonder Showzen on nothing but LSD.
The writers were probably fond of this approach.
[sub]And yes, there is a message here.[/sub]

 

[the idiot computer]

umm...this cookies for those who aren't in the asylum yet.

 

[Slycne]

Losing your sanity in three easy steps:

step 1: Open Necronomicon

step 2: Read Forbidden Words In The Forgotten Tongue of Sunken R'lyeh

step banana: IA! IA! CHTHULHU FHTAGN!

 

[Sallix]

I made a simple program, that when opened, automatically hides itself (also named to look like a system file) and every so often it makes the user's motherboard beep at a loud obnoxious frequency. The timer was set between 2 and 10 minutes.