Simple steps to losing sanity?

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Brandon237

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Slycne said:

My ears, my eyes. Cthulhu burns my soul...
That is the most (my own coined phrase)"sepcial" video I have EVER seen!
This thread is even more entertaining than I had hoped. THANX EVERYBODY!
 

Nocta-Aeterna

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Slycne said:
Wildrow12 said:
Losing your sanity in three easy steps:

step 1: Open Necronomicon

step 2: Read Forbidden Words In The Forgotten Tongue of Sunken R'lyeh

step banana: IA! IA! CHTHULHU FHTAGN!
-snip-
This... well, actually anything concerning the Great Old Ones and the Other Gods
 

XMark

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1. Think about what it would be like to be dead if there was no afterlife.
2. Realize that's the most likely possibility.
3. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

*headdesk*

how

just

how?!

*headdesk*

also send them to the COMFY CHAIR!, that is how!
 

bartman675

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Actually dividing by zero will probably cause permanent insanity
follow these steps:
1. go to local game retailer
2. purchase dynasty warriors: gundam 2( not sure about the rest of the series only played this one)
3. pick a pilot
4. at one point in the game the AI will launch as the same pilot you are using, usually as an enemy
5. fight and defeat self
6. go insane because the impossible just happened
 

Infernai

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...Twilight, i think that word alone should describe the source of all the pain, suffering and downright madness in the world.
 

Redingold

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OptimusHagrid said:
Perhaps I should reiterate.

Have you seen this? http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/frosty/

Anyhoo, I have a friend who can reduce anyone to a bumbling lunatic, just by talking complete nonsense (often quite disturbing nonsense, too). Fortunately, he doesn't do it very often.
 

XMark

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WanderFreak said:
Stay awake for a few days. Eventually the strain on your eyes will make the black floaters in your iris more noticeable. They're just collections of stuff in your eye juice, but you don't generally notice them. Until you're strained. And then you can't NOT see them. Everywhere you go, they jump around. Blurring vision, flashing bright, all over. You cannot escape them.

They will rape you.
A quicker and simpler way to drive yourself insane is to squint your eyes and try as hard as you can to look directly at one of the little faint squiggly lines.
 

TheDoctor455

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Step 1: pay someone, or get a friend to pull subtle tricks on your mind.
Step 2: Apply necessary blunt force to your head so that you don't remember that you've gotten someone to drive you insane.
Step 3: Just wait and see what your rent-a-sadist comes up with.
 

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xmetatr0nx said:
Hmm elaborate things are nice but theres really no need for all that, if you live in america. 4 words:

Department of Motor Vehicles.
Or as they're called in the UK, The Department of Vehicle & Licencings, or the DVLA.

/Slow death.

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Best way to lose sanity?

Rule 34, Every time.
 

geldonyetich

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Silly fellow, I don't need to give you steps on how to lose you sanity. If you were self-aware enough, you'd know you were already there. Losing your sanity is easy:

1. Think.
2. Believe what you thought of applies moreso than observed trends in reality.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!

For a commonplace example of human insanity, lets say you had a worry that later turned out (as most worries are) to be unfounded. While you were harboring that worry, you acted in accordance to something that was not really happening. Consequently, you were behaving crazy all that time.

Relax. Insanity is simply a function of intelligence. Humankind is a very effective species because, given our mental capability for abstraction, insanity comes so naturally. It's why we have things like penicillin and flight. We rule the planet because we were crazy enough to conceptualize bullshit until we stumbled upon the right answers.

Alas, for every eureka of Penicillin level proportion, there's untold millions of idle thoughts that amount to nothing productive or rather harmful things. Take warfare for example. We start with a concept of nationalism - in itself, a mental invention. Then, we leverage this concept to encourage two more large bodies of people to take part in a large demonstration where we see which can kill each more effectively. In the end, after all the dying and maiming is done, nothing substantial would have been proven, but it'd sure show those bastards how wrong they were not to do things our way.

Living creatures in general don't have the same capability to conceptualize outside of the here and now. Thus, when other animals see us, they probably see those goddamn crazy evolved monkeys doing odd shit like replacing millennia-old ecosystems with parking lots. Then we kill those animals and wear their carcasses knowing that seeing eachother's nude forms would make us very uncomfortable. No, nothing crazy there.
 

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Adobe products that aren't Illustrator and Photoshop. Especially rendering image sequences in Premiere. Ugh. That program broke me down into tears more than once.
 

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Android2137 said:
Adobe products that aren't Illustrator and Photoshop. Especially rendering image sequences in Premiere. Ugh. That program broke me down into tears more than once.
what about Flash?

and you have my sympathies. Premiere does indeed make me want to cut baby koalas with a lemon-dipped marshmallow. It does not please me when the time spent working on something is less than or equal to the time waiting for it to render/load/unclusterfuck itself.
 
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I think my name is a fairly good hint..

As to what drove this one Hare over the edge...I cannot say.
halfeclipse said:

That should be quite effective I would think
I herd u liek mudkipz but I didn'r realise you like them this much.

Listened all the way way through, second play through now, just because it entertained me more than this essay is doing..