Simple steps to losing sanity?

[Caligulove]

probably just making someone play Modern Warfare 2 for weeks, unable to do anything.

But then, that could be substituted with any big online game

 

[Daemascus]

South Park and Family Guy drive me nuts.

 

[tehbeard]

Enter the total perspective vortex on Frogstar World B.
Should do the trick.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Bible Black. Eugh.

That made me almost want to put the safe search on google back on. Internet scary, internet scary...

 

[Xerosch]

Watch 'Malice in Wonderland' on YouTube. It gives you an idea how madness takes you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2BAeh8wZLI

Visit Munich's Oktoberfest without drinking anything. 30 minutes should do the trick.

Work at a telefone service hotline for 8 hours, 5-6 days a week. Sould take two weeks to drain your energy, then the madness begins.

 

[thebackupfreak]

They're gonna taste great!

They're gonna taste great!

/twitch

ArrhARRAAHRhaha. I almost thought I'd blocked that advert out. Anyway, in my opinion, trying to 'get' Quantum Theory is the fastest and most direct route towards insanity.

 

[Johnmw]

Ummmm.....
the true test of any brain. http://www.leekspin.com/ seriously if it doesnt drive you mad you'll drive everyone else mad due to humming its bloody song.

 

[aashay]

- Take a trip to an asylum for the criminally insane trying to find an escaped prisoner.
- Figure out that there is some government conspiracy and that perhaps there was no escaped prisoner or she had inside help.
- Find out that all the secrets here are being stored in a fenced and guarded lighthouse.


What do you mean by "your name is Andrew Laeddis?" Nooooooo! It's Teddy Daniels I tell ya!

 

[ultimateownage]

Perhaps I should reiterate.

That was the most annoying advert ever, there where rumours going around at one point that the kid in the advert killed himself for doing that advert.

*EDIT* Trying to make it to the end of this (The town population slowly goes down, I have never made it to 0 to see what happens.)
this too In fact, the entire collection of tunes from Weebl's stuff are annoying has fuck.

 

[johnman]

Past two days have consisted of drug abuse for me, mary helps alot

 

[Amarok]

Reading the game discussion forums of the escapist and subjecting yourself to its unbridled negativity will make it impossible to enjoy any recreation activity ever again.

Likewise, reading the off-topic forum will make it impossible to enjoy any aspect of life whatsoever.

Read the forum games and RP forum and well, your mind is gone, you're a crazed lunatic by this point, spiralling further into mayhem.

 

[Android2137]

Adobe products that aren't Illustrator and Photoshop. Especially rendering image sequences in Premiere. Ugh. That program broke me down into tears more than once.

what about Flash?

and you have my sympathies. Premiere does indeed make me want to cut baby koalas with a lemon-dipped marshmallow. It does not please me when the time spent working on something is less than or equal to the time waiting for it to render/load/unclusterfuck itself.

Flash is more stable, but it still crashes on me often enough to drive me nuts. And my classmates have had the weirdest things happen to them in that program and none of us (teacher and TA) have no clue how they did it.

 

[RestlessEntity]

The dirt is nothing compared to a CERTAIN FAIRY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmjppNkqszk

who can stand this?

(can't remember how to embed,so i posted the link...)

 

[TAGM]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted the full 10 minutes.

Where's my medal?

I sung through the entire 10 minutes.

Where's my statue?

I freaking laughed at it for the entire 10 minutes. I'd watch it again.

Where's my White Room?

 

[TyrantGanado]

1. Get in a fight with Batman
2. Get shot in the face
3. Fall into bleach
4. Get shit plastic surgery
5. Buy purple clown outfit
6. ??????
7. Profit!

Alternatively, try and comprehend nothingness?

Notice how your head hurts? Good, continue doing that until you stop perceiving reality.

 

[SimuLord]

Oh you could do what the joker did in the killing joke. "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy"

I've had four, and I'm still...sort of...normal. January 11, 1993, September 8, 1994, April 8, 1998, and December 5, 2009. I'm on the brink, though.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Step one: Start developing multiple personalities

Step Two: Develop Multiple Personality Disorder

Step Three: Lulz ensue