Simple steps to losing sanity?

[TheRundownRabbit]

I do not know, probably spending the rest of your life, writing a soundtrack for another guys Indie Film, but that defeats the purpose of it being a fucking Indie Film

 

[Pimppeter2]

Posting in the forum games.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Past two days have consisted of drug abuse for me, mary helps alot

I've done some pot in my days, but it led me to realizing that those anti-pot ads are blowing it out of proportion, your not gonna kill someone if you smoke pot, youll just watch Scooby-Doo and eat Cheetos

 

[JokerCrowe]

2 words: EncyclopediaDramatica, "offended"-page.
[sub](maybe 3 words, but shut up!)[/sub]

 

[00exmachina]

I'd go with the approach laid out in call of Cthulu
reading a book - sanity loss
opening a closet - sanity loss
shining a flashlight down the wrong dark alley - Sanity loss
viewing one of the great old nameless horrors - Congrats you've just been crazied to death

 

[JokerCrowe]

Seems sufficent enough.

I lasted the full 10 minutes, but not without serious damage to my sanity and hearing...

 

[Ham_authority95]

Eat a bowl full of magic mushrooms and proceed to murder all your friends.

What? That's how I would lose my sanity anyway....

 

[Ham_authority95]

Work in customer service for a year or more.

That is all.

Or just do this.

 

[Jeremy Skitz]

Holy shit-balls!!!! trying to perfect a newton faulkner song on guitar makes me go mentel

 

[Lydius_Winters]

"If it weren't for my horse i wouldn't have gone to college"

Think about that sentence for more than 5 minutes and i guarantee you will be nuts before the day is over.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I worked for my insanity, years of carefully crafting a maddened mind. Warping my thoughts until they naturally twisted like a christmas cord stored for the year. Creating Paranoia until I truy began to lose my trust of people, thinking "What if they steal the Hat and drive off?" and becoming more violent in my mind with thoughts like "Perhaps if they tried I could grab that chair and smash his spine with it... but would hitting the other guy in the gut work?". I even was able to gain Neurosis in the process.

But if you want an easy way, just open This in around 5-50 tabs for an hour or so, should make you snap.

 

[ottenni]

Peel one million oranges in a row while listening to continuous screech of corrugated iron being cut with an angle grinder. That should do it.

 

[KarumaK]

Can't lose what you never had...

And why would I make someone else lose their's? Insane people enjoy torture.

 

[Aptspire]

1. Go to 4Chan
2. Go to /b/
3. Seek out every disturbing thread
4. Keep rewatching the pictures you find
5. ???
6. Insani-fit!

 

[Halceon]

Sleep deprivation, dehumanisation, monotone and inane information overload. All classic methods and very effective.

 

[SnipErlite]

I nearly went insane today when I found out that my friend has lived a full 17 years without having ever heard of Iron Maiden.

..........wait wait wait............sorry WHAT.

Just. What?

0_O

................I don't even know what to say.

OT: Erm how about...this!


I physically cannot listen the whole way through.

 

[Chris^^]

trying to game in Australia?

spending a full day on 4chan

having a front door key to the playboy mansion and having it snap in the lock

or the old classic: nails on a chalkboard

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

Figure out how to divide by Zero.

Try and bite your ear.

that's all i got...

I did try to divide by zero! And I almost got it too...

But then like a year later i realized it was all bullshit, cause my solution didn't eliminate the biggest problem. And then I realized that any number divided zero is infinity anyway. And it makes sense if you think about it too...